The lie detector robot

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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they tell a lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: "Son, where were you today during school hours?"

Son: "At school." (Robot slaps Son) "Okay, okay I went to the movies."

Dad: "Which one?"

Son: "Toy Story 3." (Robot slaps son again) "Um, it was 'Day With A Porn Star'."

Dad: "What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!" (Robot slaps Dad)

Mum: "Ha Ha Ha! He's your son after all." (Robot slaps Mum)

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