From where you know that you live in 2011???

by dassad
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I received this email from my friend. I thought that i share with you as my 100th post.The original was Hungarian but i translated it to English. So here is the email, what you think?

Subject: From where you know that you live in 2011???

Message:
>01. From mistake you type your PIN code in your microwave.
>02. You don't played Solitaire with real cards more than one year ago.
>03. You have 15 phone numbers for a three member family
>04. You send an email to someone next to you
>05. You say that you don't talk with your old friends since you don't have their email address.
>05. For four years you work at the same desk but in meantime you worked at three different companies.
>07. Your boss can't make your job.
>08. You call your family to ask them if their are at home when you enter your garage.
>10. On the end of all TV spots is a WEB address
>11. If you leave your home without your mobile phone (that you don't even know in your life's first 10, 20 ,30 ,40 years), you panic and go back for it.
>12. The first thing when you wake up is that you start your computer before making a coffee.
>13. You smile when you read these lines.
>14. Even worst: You already know for who will you send this text.
>15. You are to busy to observe that the number 9 is missing from the list.
>16. You check that the number 9 is missing from the list.
>17. Probably you don't observed that there are two number 5 in the list.
>18. You check this one to...
>19. ... and now you laugh on yourself.
>20. Now think a bit... why?


Regards,
daSSad
#2011 #facts #from where #top20
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    21. You've never actually met most of your friends face to face.

    LOL daSSad - thanks for this one. At least now I know America isn't the only country on earth that's gone crazy.
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    • Profile picture of the author Scouser
      Very funny....Although slightly lost in the translation, I understood it and realised I have done them all at one time or another!! I'm starting a funny stories/anecdotes thread - add yours to it....
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    22. A company hires you for four months without knowing if they even need a person. They take forever to get you setup. They ask you to do ONE thing, which you can't do because you don't have a corporate ID. You get the admin to give you basic access with no corporate ID. You leave wishing that you had waited for some other project, and you never even got your corporate ID. It was never even REQUESTED!
    23. The entire department gets brand new laptops, even though most don't even USE computers, because the department has not spent its entire annual budget.

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Phew. That means I'm only 95% crazy. Whenever I go out and realize I've got my mobile phone on me, I race inside and put it back on its charger.
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    • Profile picture of the author Scouser
      Funny, but true!
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  • Profile picture of the author salmanbaig
    Very funny ... Thanks for this post dassad !! Good for reducing stress
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  • Profile picture of the author Sunfyre7896
    24) We're now too lazy to even go into a store to rent movies. For some, we don't even leave the house.
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  • Profile picture of the author maddyacca
    lol Dassad, thanks for sharing, today I came back to warriorforum to check some awesome threads related to marketing and SEO, and your thread just made me laugh. Thanks for sharing, though it's an old post but it's something evergreen.
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