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To my astonishment, I received calls every day at around 8:00am before students arrived, and also at lunchtimes, from various lecturers/professors to "have a look at their laptop". Off I would go to meet the mostly female middle aged lecturers to see what their problem was.
This happened everyday for the duration of my time there. The problem was always that "a student has hacked my laptop and been using it to access p**n sites"!! They didn't understand that I could access all the logs and find out exactly what they were up to!!
It became obvious from the logs that these prim and proper, well-spoken, well-educated middle-aged women were all at it. They even emailed there favourite sites to their fellow colleagues - the favourite seemed to be on all their laptops "HUGE BLACK GUY F***K'S TEACHER WHILE ON DETENTION"!!
One of my fellow techies told a few students about this and somehow the lecturers got wind of it and found a way to make him redundant - cut backs they said, and he lost his job.
Hugely disgruntled, he took records of all the logs, their login details, dates, times, emails sent to other colleagues - eveything! He emailed all their husbands with all the sordid things that their wives were watching on the internet at work and at home, all the sites they visited, what time - the lot. He then emailed everyone at the university, students and all.
He then posted it on all the social networking sites! (You won't find it - the police had the ISP's remove it)
He managed to expose affairs between colleagues, and revealed that when they were supposed to be on all expenses paid trips for "research" etc to other universities - they were all meeting at the hotels for massive orgies, wife swapping, threesomes, bondage - you name it, they were up to it!!
There was a police investigation and all hell broke loose at the university. The police wanted to prosecute him under the Data Protection Act but the lecturers refused to press charges. I wonder why?
I left soon after, and I hear there was a serious shortage of lecturers at the Uni for quite a while!!
What a hero! For all those who are up to no good on your PC, even though you think you've cleaned it with all the latest anti-tracking/wiping software, us techies are always watching - we know where you've been and what you've been doing!
You have been warned!!!
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