What's the Worst/Best POS Car you ever owned?

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I was talking with an old college buddy and we were reliving our POS (piece of sh$&) cars from yester years. Her's involves flashlights duct taped to the mirrors to replace busted headlights. Seriously.

IMHO you haven't really lived unless you owned a real POS at least once. I'm not talking about the minor irritation of a newer car that you have to keep taking back to the dealer. I mean a real monster that probably wouldn't be allowed on the road by today's standards. The type of car you probably had to talk to and name.

My POS was a 1986 Isuzu I-Mark hatchback. Against all advice I bought this car in 1994 with 175K miles on it. Why? It was affordable and I needed a car. I was working 2nd shift and a catching the bus at midnight is so unwise for a young woman.

This car was a real beast and would start rain sleet or snow. If you've ever experienced a Northeast Ohio Winter you know how brutal they can be. Plus my bachelorette pad was next to the lake so if the temperature was 0 F in the city, it was minus 15F near me. But my baby , Poo Poo, as she was called would crank every time.

Now for the bad. The transmission was SHOT so I had to let her warm up for at least 10 minutes in the winter and 5 in the summer or else she would not switch out of 1st gear. No exceptions, there was no going over 23 miles per hour until she was good and ready. Need to jump in the car and go somewhere really fast? Not happening until the requisite warm up time had elapsed. Mind you, this car was an automatic.

Only the break light on the hatch worked so I had to run a wire from that third light down to the tail lights to get all the lights to work. I felt so empowered.
I won't even go through the auto store additive concoction I created to help her pass the emissions tests. Man I really loved that car. It was copper colored and with a little Turtle wax she glistened like a new penny.

By the time I had to let her go she had 235K miles on her but would still start for me. Unfortunately that's just about all she would do.

The alternator went kaput somewhere around mile 230K so I had to sit the battery on a charger every night. There was no using the radio and on a rainy day one had to choose between defrost, windshield wipers or drive over 65 miles per hour so the engine would generate enough power to keep the battery charged and run the wipers. I explained that to one officer that pulled me over going 75 in a 60 and he understood. :rolleyes:
I guess everyone has had a POS car.

In hindsight, the money I spend on my next car, the one that wouldn't start in the winter, I really should've put into my I-Mark.

Anyway what's your POS car story?
  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Best: 67 Cutlass with a 69 442.

    Worst: My very next car: 71 Mercury Comet (same as a Ford Maverick) It was even lemon in color.
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Best: My 1939 Chevy and my 1941 Ford street rods, and any of the three Corvettes I've owned. Obviously I'm a gearhead, nobody else would make those choices.

      Worst: Infinity Q45 (which proves a flagship car for an auto company can be a POS)
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      • Profile picture of the author QuickSurf
        Best - 01' Viper ACR with lot's of performance goodies

        Worst - none really honestly, all my trucks etc have been great.

        edit - oh wait I misunderstood, thought you said best and worst cars, just realized you meant best and worst pos car lol. Well guess I'm lucky I've never owned a "pos" vehicle lol.
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  • Both were 1974 Pintos I bought when they were about 10 years old. I got one for $175 that looked like crap with huge holes in the floorboard (scary stuff), but would run like hell. The other I paid $75 for, and it looked great (a SUPER-SPORT Pinto, no less!) but the engine was blown. Once I put the good motor into the good body, I drove it for another few years, re-painted it, and sold it for a MAJOR profit.

    No one ever believes me about the SS, and I have looked far and wide for one on the internet to try and confirm it, but I have never came across another. The only thing I can figure is that maybe whoever had it before me did some customization, like taking the SS plate from another car and putting it on the Pinto. But it also had a beefed-up 6-cylinder, an electric sunroof, built-in tinted windows (not stuck on), was raised in the rear end, and a pistol-grip shifter. The motor had a huge hole in it when I got it, so I never got to hear it run, but evidently it was like no other Pinto. I wish now I had kept it.

    Not the best car I ever had, but it is the best POS car I had.
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Bradley,

      Back in 1971, a brand new Pinto cost $1995.00. They had pages of parts in the speed catalogs for souping one of those puppies up. At the time I was running a 1965 Olds Delta 88 at the track turning 14.2 secs @ 93 mph in the quarter mile. The car weighed 4200 pounds and I was seriously thinking of switching over to the lighter Pinto. Never did it.

      I'm sure you've heard those stories about the Pinto gas tanks exploding from rear end collisions. You may also have heard about the Audi 5000 having a sudden unintended acceleration problem as well back in the day.

      I was watching a comedian years ago tell a joke where he says he was on a freeway going bumper to bumper when he noticed the the car in front of him had a bumper sticker that read "One Nuclear Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day".

      It was on the back of a Pinto. Then he said he looked in the rear view mirror and saw there was an Audi 5000 behind him. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Anthony Scorza
    I had a Renault 17 that ran beautifully and flew like the wind.

    That is, once it got going

    Problem was it would never start in the morning so I always had to make sure it was parked on a hill so I could roll it down and jump start it.

    I still tried to start it every day, hardly ever worked, and I must have used more curse and swear words in the drivers seat of that car than in the rest of my life put together.

    Ah but I still remember the sweet taste of truiumph on the very rare occasions it did start in the morning! I would actually cheer
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  • Profile picture of the author DeadRooster
    Best car I ever owned was a 1972 Datsun 510. I totally abused that car and it never let me down. It always ran great.

    My favorite car was my 1967 Camaro. I wish I still had that one!
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Worst car I ever drove was a 95 Pontiac Grand Am. What a piece of ****. I was at my little chinese mechanic mate every f.ucing week. Cost me an arm and a leg. Eventually she just blow up on me in a place called Morinville outside of Edmonton AB.
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