Wife hard of hearing...Jimmy clark

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Thought I would slip this in here!


DEAF WIFE....."priceless "


A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."


Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"


(I just love this)







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  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    Excellent joke James.

    That'll be you one day!
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    • Profile picture of the author James Clark
      No disrespect intended. It was a joke. When my wife talks I'm hard of hearing Also, but I can hear everyone else.(LOL)
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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        Originally Posted by James Clark View Post

        No disrespect intended. It was a joke. When my wife talks I'm hard of hearing Also, but I can hear everyone else.(LOL)
        I didn't take offense at all James, I thought it was very funny actually.

        I have to admit I do tend to have cases of selective hearing as well and, on a plus point, I can take my hearing aid out and sleep in total peace, in the noisiest of environments. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that stuff.

        Originally Posted by Joey89 View Post

        That's very funny! Great Joke!

        That is something I would do.

        I don't even know how it happens, why as you get older you lose your hearing? And just about all the other senses?
        .....Uhm. Because you're getting older?
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        • Profile picture of the author James Clark
          My wife talk some much the dog (sparky) goes into his cage, and cover his ears and I have a big house, but I love her with all my heart. Would be lost if something should happen to her.

          Now, this is the best part, My Mother and three sisters are just like her. Plus I have 16 aunts. And they want to know why I don't have any hair.(LOL)
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          • Profile picture of the author Niky Ray
            Funny! And wise as well! Most of the times we tend to project our own challenges on others.

            P.S. What I love about people that "can't hear well" is that their ears capture every tiny sound when you say something against them. It's a miracle!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joey89
    That's very funny! Great Joke!

    That is something I would do.

    I don't even know how it happens, why as you get older you lose your hearing? And just about all the other senses?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LOL.

    I damaged an eardrum when I was a baby - got ahold of a bobby pin on the floor and for some reason thought it was a good idea to try to cram it through my head. The result was a torn eardrum that only picks up a few pitches.

    My late fiancee thought it was funny to stand behind my right shoulder when we were talking to people. He knew I couldn't hear his pitch - so wouldn't know he was saying something until I saw the expressions on the people's faces we were talking to. LMAO.

    I still wonder what jokes he told sometimes but it was funny.
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