You Know You're Trailer Trash When.....
You Know You're 'Trailer Trash' When...
1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table ...........and in front of her kids.
3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different
night.
5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch
me light this."
8.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
9.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
11.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on
how much gas is in it.
13.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.
15.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
16.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
17.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
18. Your Family Tree doesn't fork.
1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table ...........and in front of her kids.
3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different
night.
5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch
me light this."
8.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
9.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
11.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on
how much gas is in it.
13.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.
15.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
16.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
17.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
18. Your Family Tree doesn't fork.
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