How was ya day?
Ah, ya know, not to bad.
Who where ya with?
Ya know, nobody. (Starting to sound like ****ing Adam Sandler now.)

Who's nobody?(She's starting to shapeshift/morphe into Maggie Thathcher/Nurse Ratchet).

Then you get hit with the big one:

Right, wft have you been up to today!?

****ting myself now.
NOTHING, wtf is wrong with you?
I seen 4 people today! the local retard, the other muppet, ah, you know the one, the bar owner and his wife popped in for a minute to say hi (sneak on her hubby).
**** off, are you happy now?

What was she doing there?

Darling, relax! Let's go and have some adult time together angel!

Is this a Liverpool Ecuador thing, or is this brain damage?
Please tell me I'm sane!

Any of you guys ever have this ****?:confused:


to be continued...