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Obama wants WHAT?!?...

by gefflong
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Probably not CNN's best use of the English language.

  • Profile picture of the author webpromotions
    I like the one from TMZ:
    "Boehner Tells Weiner to Evacuate Prematurely"

    Or, after he decided to resign,
    "Weiner pulls out"

    Its going to be pretty hard for him to come back after this - he'll need a bit of time to erect a new platform, not to mention the fact that he's got stiff competition in his district.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    From all indications, if he tries to run again Weiner's going to get eaten for lunch by his opponent.
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    • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      From all indications, if he tries to run again Weiner's going to get eaten for lunch by his opponent.
      I thought the polls suggested that most people in his area did not want him to resign.

      He should just let it go since he's marked for life.

      He made me laugh a lot.

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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Ironically, Weiner is pronounced (WINE-R)! EI is a dipthong in german that is ALWAYS pronounced as a long english I, like it is in EINSTEIN!(TWO examples of it right there!)

        But Wine-r might have seemed doomed to ridicule ALSO!

        And GEE, one of those pictures looks like he is trying to SCARE women. I mean look at his face and expression. YIKES!

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        • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
          Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

          Ironically, Weiner is pronounced (WINE-R)! EI is a dipthong in german that is ALWAYS pronounced as a long english I, like it is in EINSTEIN!(TWO examples of it right there!)

          But Wine-r might have seemed doomed to ridicule ALSO!

          And GEE, one of those pictures looks like he is trying to SCARE women. I mean look at his face and expression. YIKES!

          Steve
          It maybe pronounced that way when you're IN Germany, but pronunciations change, especially when they cross national borders. He is a representative in the U.S. and has chosen to use the wee-ner pronunciation (or maybe someone a few generations back chose to do so).

          Look at Steven Colbert for example. He pronounces it col-bare, while others in his immediate family pronounce it as col-bert, with a hard 'T'. Which is correct?

          All the best,
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Durham
    he got what he wanted... he was obviously looking to get jacked around
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Given the name of the "gentleman" and the nature of his downfall, the comedy practically writes itself.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Given the name of the "gentleman" and the nature of his downfall, the comedy practically writes itself.
      It's got to the point here where the late night shows don't even need a joke.
      As soon as any of them say "and congressman Wiener" the audience just roar with laughter.
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      • Profile picture of the author Candela
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        It's got to the point here where the late night shows don't even need a joke.
        As soon as any of them say "and congressman Wiener" the audience just roar with laughter.
        LOL,that is true.

        Most people have no idea what he actually did but his name and the words "sex scandal" have been put out there so many times people don't care,just seems guilty after so many times seeing his face and hearing "underage" and "sexual" associated with it.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Anthony's Weiners would be a great sign for a hot dog cart in NY these days, wouldn't it?
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          • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            Anthony's Weiners would be a great sign for a hot dog cart in NY these days, wouldn't it?
            Given the current circumstances "Droopy Dogs" may be a better name. I'm sure his ego is a wee bit deflated right now.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    OK, EVERY time I hear the word "gentleman"/"gentlewoman" referring to a politician, I think of THIS The Distinguished Gentleman (1992) - IMDb comedy! That is UNFAIR, since eddie murphy plays the part of a conman gone straight!

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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I was laughing out loud yesterday watching John King on CNN.

      He was in the news mode of the day - frantic excitement - going to be a resignation - news conference in a few minutes - joy, joy - and his tongue tripped over his tooth.

      After saying the name "Anthony Weiner" about 6 times, King transposed to "Congressman Weenie" loud and clear and had to correct himself. Truly a prime news moment!
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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Weiner is out and Santorum is running!

        I combined two that I heard for that one.

        Actual headlines!

        Weiner's Rise and Fall
        He Couldn't Keep It Up
        Stick a fork in Weiner
        Weiner Hung Out To Dry
        Obama Beats Weiner
        Mounting Pressure on Weiner
        Weiner Pulls Out
        Congressman Wants Weiner Probe
        Weiner: I'll Stick It Out
        Weiner is Shrinking. Battle of the Bulge
        Weiner's Pickle

        There's about 40 others at the link.

        Funny Weiner Headlines and Anthony Weiner Pictures
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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        I saw that also Kay and was wondering if anyone else noticed. I did a real lol also.

        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I was laughing out loud yesterday watching John King on CNN.

        He was in the news mode of the day - frantic excitement - going to be a resignation - news conference in a few minutes - joy, joy - and his tongue tripped over his tooth.

        After saying the name "Anthony Weiner" about 6 times, King transposed to "Congressman Weenie" loud and clear and had to correct himself. Truly a prime news moment!
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          At least here in NY we try to keep the rest of the country laughing.
          I mean a congressman named wiener.
          A governor who was busted with a hooker after he busted hookers as the A.G.
          And I dare you to try and picture one of our past governor's Mario Coumo and not see Mario and Luigi from the Mario Brothers game
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  • Profile picture of the author mattlaclear
    Why not:

    Weiner Exposed...Weiner Removed
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      At least here in NY we try to keep the rest of the country laughing.
      And do a good job of it, too. If it weren't for New York and California, this country would be lacking in guffaws.
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