Patriotic drunk rednecks

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YouTube - ‪Patriotic drunk rednecks‬‏
I'm crying with laughter at this, how embarrassing.

Chris
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  • The most embarrassing thing is that the person who titled that video doesn't know the difference between rednecks and white trash.

    [sigh]
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  • They look the the guys from the movie "wrong turn".
  • Talk about a ringing endorsement at 2:03.



    ~M~
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    • The results of spending too much time watching television are clearly apparent here.

      The disinformation age is in full swing.

      That, and bad genes....
  • I hate to admit it, but I know a few people like them
    On the other hand I know way more people like this.
    These be the real rednecks
    YouTube - ‪Lynyrd Skynyrd Red, White, And Blue‬‏
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    • My neighbor (a proud redneck) would say "those folks would be good for target practice but not much else".
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  • These fools shouldn't even have the right to vote. They're too uneducated, misinformed, ignorant, naive, and just plain, good old stupid and unintelligent to be able to vote. In addition, people like this don't contribute anything to society other than to function and exist and produce more of their ilk. I feel sad that there are still these genes floating around. The positive is that most all, normal people don't mate and propagate with this kind. The bad thing, they are having more children and if any of you have seen the movie, "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson, I highly recommend you see it for a laugh and a future that won't happen but just think of the ramifications.
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    • It's what the system has come to rely on.

      These are the 'consumers' that are counted on to keep the economy growing.
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  • Looks like alot of people I have played to in VFW clubs over the years... Lol

    I love the drunk ones that say "You made me cry on that song...It was the first time I thought about my mama in ten years...Let me buy you a new guitar sting, I owe you that much for me making me cry, you little @#*%$&... (he's all hanging off your shoulder...) then he slaps $50 bucks down, he says here that outta buy a string...no wait heres another 20 in case you need tax...".

    Of course then they run around the bar saying "I love that mans singing so much I done gave him fifty dollars, and it was my last fifty dollars...cause he made me cry singin that song... "god @*$# it"... Now wheres that 20 I thought I had?"

    And then they follow you around to every gig...saying "Remember when I gave you fifty bucks (of course you never remind that it was seventy, nor that a whole set of strings cost $12.00) cause you made me cry...? And they tell everyone how tight you are and they always want you to sing that song again... and you owe it to their mama...".

    God bless em.
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    • I belong to the VFW and have absolutely no problem picturing that.

      And that's in Californiay....course a lot of people like that come here and retire from the military and never leave.
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  • I would love to go out there and go on a meth and booze binge with these guys.
    Then come back and remind myself how great I am.
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    • Tony Robbins aint got nothin on you Bravo! Theres how you achieve positive self imaging all in one line.
  • Banned
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    • Oh boy - an excuse to wear a backward hat, shout and shoot. What more could a young man with a four wheeler aspire to? A drink holder?
  • Somewhere, Ned Beaty is shaking in his boots...

    YouTube - ‪Dueling Banjos Deliverance‬‏
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    • I have always loved that scene - and that music!
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  • He's pretty hard to understand but, did the fella driving (in the first video) say what I think he might have said at about 1.54?

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