Happy Birthday Roaddog!

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I just noticed on your reply to Sylvia's thread that you're celebrating a birthday today!

Hope you're having a great time and that the coming year brings you much health, prosperity and love.

All the best,
Merlyn
  • Profile picture of the author waterotter
    Hey Jim, Happy Birthday!

    I second Merlyn's post. Have a great one!
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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    Originally Posted by MerlynSanchez View Post

    I just noticed on your reply to Sylvia's thread that you're celebrating a birthday today!

    Hope you're having a great time and that the coming year brings you much health, prosperity and love.

    All the best,
    Merlyn


    Well Thank you very much Merlyn, appreciate the thought.

    You know Sumit Menon PM'd me last night ...I was like what?...Hell, I almost forgot...that kid is sharp, sharp..(but don't tell him I said so..) lol

    Thanks again
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Jim's so old you put him in a museum instead of an old folks home
    Jim's so old his birth certificate is expired
    Jim's so old his memory is in black and white
    Jim's so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals
    Jim's so old i told him to act his age and he died
    Jim's so old if he were a car it would be time to roll back his odometer
    Jim's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on his face
    Jim's so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles
    Jim's so old his first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter
    Jim's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
    Jim's so old one of his pets was on on Noahs Ark
    Jim's so old his social security number is 12
    Jim's so old he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight
    Jim's so old he co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments
    Jim's so old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license
    Jim's so old he got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
    Jim's so old his social security card is in roman numerals
    Jim's so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince
    Jim's so old he knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private
    Jim's so old he knew Mr Clean when he had an afro
    Jim's so old he left his wallet on noahs ark
    Jim's so old he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
    Jim's so old he owes Moses a quarter
    Jim's so old he recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch
    Jim's so old he remembers what life was like before the ice age
    Jim's so old he took his drivers test on a dinosaur
    Jim's so old he uses his hot flashes to heat his cup of Tea
    Jim's so old he walked into an antique store and they kept him
    Jim's so old he went to an antiques auction and three people bid on him
    Jim's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we there yet they scream Is he Dead yet
    Jim's so old he was a waiter at the last supper
    Jim's so old he went blind from the big bang
    Jim's so old he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party
    Jim's so old he drove a chariot to high school
    Jim's so old that when God said let the be light he hit the switch
    Jim's so old that when he was in school there was no history class
    Jim's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
    Jim's so old the fire department are on standby when you light his birthday cake
    Jim's so old they ask to check his bags and he's not carrying any luggage
    Jim's so old vultures constantly circle his house
    Jim's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found his fishing on the other side
    Jim's so old when he ran the 100 meter dash they timed his with a sundial
    Jim's so old when he was a kid there was no old spice it was called baby spice
    Jim's so old when he was young rainbows were black and white
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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    ROFL Kurt

    HA, I may be "so old"...but I'm still younger than most of the regular geezer's in the OT...lol....so... HA!!!


    Thanks Kurt appreciate the laughs.


    Jim
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    • Profile picture of the author MerlynSanchez
      It may time for yet another, "how old are you" thread!

      BTW, how's your doggie?

      Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

      ROFL Kurt

      HA, I may be "so old"...but I'm still younger than most of the regular geezer's in the OT...lol....so... HA!!!


      Thanks Kurt appreciate the laughs.


      Jim
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Well Happy Birthday Jim!
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Another nail in the coffin. Happy Birthday.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    And one more, this one's original...Jim's so old, he gave Khufu a "welcome basket" when the Great Pyramid was built!

    Happy B'Day Jim...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Happy Birthday Jim. Merlyn's fast - she beat us all to it. LOL.

    Kurt - LMAO -- are you sure you didn't miss any? I need a "save file" for this thread.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Happy Birthday RoadDog:


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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      You kids and your birthdays:rolleyes:
      Happy birthday buddy.
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      • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        You kids and your birthdays:rolleyes:
        Happy birthday buddy.

        Thanks Thom....weird thing is I actually almost forgot this year...if it hadn't been for my kids reminding me how "lame" and old I'm getting, I might have...:p. Remember when you actually looked forward to it? AND tried to want to act older...sheesh


        @Patrician...thanks for the cake and wishes...very much appreciated.
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

          Thanks Thom....weird thing is I actually almost forgot this year...if it hadn't been for my kids reminding me how "lame" and old I'm getting, I might have...:p. Remember when you actually looked forward to it? AND tried to want to act older...sheesh


          @Patrician...thanks for the cake and wishes...very much appreciated.
          Crap Jim, I haven't looked forward to a birthday in 37 years
          I tend to forget my birthday at times, but then I usually don't have a clue as to how old I am unless I give it serious thought
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          • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
            Happy Birthday Jim!

            I hope they can still teach an old roaddog new tricks...
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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Hey Jim,

            I couldn't turn in for the night without saying "Happy Birthday".

            Plenty more new tricks in you yet...



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            • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
              Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

              Happy Birthday Jim!

              I hope they can still teach an old roaddog new tricks...

              Thanks Bill I guess I could use a few new ones...


              'c'mon boy...c'mon...make more money now boy...that'sa good boy...lol



              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Hey Jim,

              I couldn't turn in for the night without saying "Happy Birthday".

              Plenty more new tricks in you yet...



              Frank

              Thanks Frank...my new avatar....


              That's about as good an illustration of a normal day around here...rofl


              edit: geez Frank all most 3 am over there...get some sleep, buddy and thanks for takin the time.
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        • Profile picture of the author waterotter
          Ok, I'm really confused! Who's buying the round? Hear, hear to Jim everyone!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    Happy B day Jim. I hope the world was your lobster today! You deserve it!

    Ps. I thanked Tina for ya!
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    • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Happy B day Jim. I hope the world was your lobster today! You deserve it!

      Ps. I thanked Tina for ya!

      Thanks John, appreciate it.

      I'm all caught up feeding kids, dogs, fish, everybody is in and safe.

      Now Dads workin on some brewskies.

      When you see my answers going to, bixstufin haaahhaa mxlpyxit

      I will head to bed...lol
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      • Profile picture of the author John Durham
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        Thanks John, appreciate it.

        I'm all caught up feeding kids, dogs, fish, everybody is in and safe.

        Now Dads workin on some brewskies.

        When you see my answers going to, bixstufin haaahhaa mxlpyxit

        I will head to bed...lol
        Well this is your day brother, you catch those last few minutes of that feeling that the whole world was made for you today!

        Im happy for you!
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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        I'm all caught up feeding kids, dogs, fish, everybody is in and safe.
        Didn't you say your kid was 27!?
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        • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
          Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

          Didn't you say your kid was 27!?

          Kids kids kids comin outta my ears Sumit.


          I do have 27 year old daughter, a ten year old son and two granddaughters, nine nieces and nephews (my brother alone has 5 kids) and every kid in the neighborhood who thinks that 7 ups and chocolate milk are free.

          Since I work here at home now...want to guess who the go to babysitter is?

          C'mon put that education to work...:p

          On most nights I end up watching my boy and grandkids because of work schedules.

          Just me and him now..and he's a handful.

          Well...Back to the beer at hand.
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          • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
            Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

            Kids kids kids comin outta my ears Sumit.


            I do have 27 year old daughter, a ten year old son and two granddaughters, nine nieces and nephews (my brother alone has 5 kids) and every kid in the neighborhood who thinks that 7 ups and chocolate milk are free.

            Since I work here at home now...want to guess who the go to babysitter is?

            C'mon put that education to work...:p

            On most nights I end up watching my boy and grandkids because of work schedules.

            Just me and him now..and he's a handful.

            Well...Back to the beer at hand.
            WOW! I have a 1 1/2 year old niece and I'm gonna see her today.

            I love little kids.. They laugh for no apparent reason.
            And did I read free 7 up? Where do ya live?:p
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Wow - this party is still raging? I woulda thought that by HIS age, Jim would be dead to the world...well...um...so to speak anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sheryl Polomka
    Happy Birthday Jim - have a great day
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