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Stop Experimenting On Me!!!!!!!

by valerieSONORA
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I am pretty sure Thomas has been experimenting on me with his mind control techniques and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!

He has controlled my mind to do shameful things I did not want to do, like eat cookie dough and brownie mix.

If you must use me for mind control, use it for good things like cardio workouts.

Beware of Thomas and his mind control techniques. He even brags about it on his signature!!!! Shame on you!!!!!
  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    But...wasn't it gooooooodddd??
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    It was delicious, but it was also high in calories, fat, and sugar so shame on Thomas and his stupid mind control techniques.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Wright
      I didn't quite catch the last bit ...
      could you repeat it ?


      Mind control to Major Tom David Bowie (ish)
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Relax Val - it's not really mind control at all. In actuality Tommy just uses his flux capacitor and shitweasel reactor to switch people's alternate selves temporarily from their home universes to make it SEEM like they are being controlled. In the 9th universe of the Negatron Sespooling string your self actually LIKES and EATS cookie dough - it's the mainstay nutrient element in
    that particular universe so is actually quite healthy. By switching your selves
    from here to there for a short time he made you believe you were under some demonic control. You think you got the chills - think of how your poor Negatronian self felt having cravings for salad!
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    • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Relax Val - it's not really mind control at all. In actuality Tommy just uses his flux capacitor and shitweasel reactor to switch people's alternate selves temporarily from their home universes to make it SEEM like they are being controlled. In the 9th universe of the Negatron Sespooling string your self actually LIKES and EATS cookie dough - it's the mainstay nutrient element in
      that particular universe so is actually quite healthy. By switching your selves
      from here to there for a short time he made you believe you were under some demonic control. You think you got the chills - think of how your poor Negatronian self felt having cravings for salad!
      That was great!!!! ROFL

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    Everything is fine.
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    Postpone Bluff.
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    This is normal.

    Everything is normal.

    Everything is ok.
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    Adjust Sweet Tiny Tap Between Praise.
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    Not real.

    Illusions.

    That's all they are.

    Everything is ok.
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    Move On Elate.
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    Be calm.

    Be calm.

    Cookie dough is good for you.

    It is your friend.
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    Be Divine Together Now.
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    BETWEEN.

    Cookie dough is good for you.

    It is tasty.

    It is a tasty friend.

    BETWEEN Cookie dough BETWEEN friend BETWEEN
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  • Profile picture of the author David Maschke
    Somehow out of all that, I got the message to thank Thomas.

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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I don't appreciate you thanking him for mind controlling me.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Can you use your mind control to make me never eat cookie dough or anything junk food related and exercise a ton everyday and make me lose a ton of weight?? You can use it for good too ya know!
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post

      Can you use your mind control to make me never eat cookie dough or anything junk food related and exercise a ton everyday and make me lose a ton of weight?? You can use it for good too ya know!
      Where's the fun in that?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Okay Val - I've played along for awhile here just to try to figure out what you are up to, but I think it's time to blow your cover.

    Val - is a disinformation agent.

    You see - a few years back Tommy posted a list of around 150 legally registered mind control patents. People thought he was a conspiracy theorist and he went through much scorn, but since that time he has been working day and night to discover exactly how these devices work, how to spot them in action, and how, we, the average citizens and targets of these evil devices can not only defend against them, but turn them against the controllers themselves.

    About the time that Tommy started to really make headway, here comes Val, integrating herself into the forum and making friends -- then when she feels she is established, she begins to turn people against Tommy.

    But it didn't work, Val - you exposed yourself. Do you know how you did that Val? You didn't think I'd notice?

    For all your chirping about calories and sugar being bad, Val - you didn't tell us Tommy told you to "Make the dough, Valerie - Make the dough." Noooo - you said he told you to "Eat the dough". Eat it? You already made the dough, didn't you Valerie? Why would someone who talks against sugar, and calories, and fat make cookie dough? It wouldn't have mattered if you ate it cooked or raw -- what did you make the dough for, Valerie? What evil purpose did you make that dough for? I think you were going to distribute it to unsuspecting Warriors to make them fat and sluggish, to clog their minds and to drug them with will-sapping sugar.

    Tommy saved us. He got you to eat your own dough.

    And rest assured - you can make all the dough you want and you will never succeed in your fat plans - because Tommy will divert you and make you eat your own dough until I can release my information on how to avert the effects of cookie dough and release it to the world.

    Your only choice is to give up and join us Val - we are the Warriors. You can not take us down. You nor any of those you were working for can get past us. Join us - it's your only safe and logical option.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Sheesh...

    Where was I when she exposed herslf?
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Ha, HeySal caught on. I really wanted to make everyone here fat and sluggish!!

    But I also want Thomas to use his mind controlling powers for GOOD and not evil! Like getting me to only eat veggies and healthy stuff.

    And I don't make cookie dough. It was a roll already prepared from the store. It was gonna be Christmas cookies for some people, but it didn't get to be cause I ate it!! Raw and it was yummy. And I blame Thomas and he has to use his mind control to get me to burn off all the calories it contained. So ppl got store bought cookies in tins instead. I do not trust myself with raw cookie dough. I will never buy it again!!!

    I guess I won't be able to turn HeySal into a big fatty now :p
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