NEW FORUM RULE -- PLEASE READ

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Effective immediately, every thread posted in the Warrior Forum must contain the word "sucks" at least seven times.

Each thread should also feature "sucks" an average of at least 10.2 times. Please consult the Sucks Index, which will be posted at the top of each page and updated hourly, to make sure that we are maintaining that average.

Should you notice that forum suckage has dropped dangerously low, please take action and post a few complaining, whiny threads to increase suckage back into the comfort zone.

If we all band together as a community, we can make 2009 the suckiest year yet.

Thank you for your attention and we hope you have a nice trip.
#off topic forum #sucks #whine
  • kens got bees in his bonnet!?!

    mr mellow? venting? must be kidding.

    nonetheless:

    sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks
    sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks

    yippy new year! sux!
  • This thread sucks!
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    • Kim,

      Sorry, you are going to be banned outright from now on.

      For Your Information - (American Translation from Queens English !) FYI for the rest of you lazy jerks!

      You have to post 10 sucks here for your post to be valid.

      so here goes -

      green sucks
      red sucks
      blue sucks
      violet sucks
      navy sucks
      black sucks
      amber sucks
      ken sucks
      sally sucks
      thread sucks

      Yeah!

      Excuse me, I've been up the last 24h - 2.5 mins and not even had chance to have a drink! - now that really sucks!

      Happy whatever to who and for what!
  • my momma said suck is a bad word and i shouldnt use it :-(
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    • So why do you ignore your mamma's advice?

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  • Mr. Ken sucks.

    His defenestration skills suck too.
  • #0 sucks=Sucks
    #1 inc Sucks
    #2 For N >> 10000 > 0
    #3 dec N
    #4 if N = 0 jmp #6
    #5 jmp#1
    #6 Sucks = sucks
    #7 exit
  • And a happy new year to you too Ken. This 2009 will NOT SUCK. See i mentioned the word.
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    • Suck is a powerful word, and should be included in all advertising. I wrote an ebook that sucks that I give away free to anyone who orders my sucky ad copywriting services. If you want an ad that sucks with a free ebook that sucks on how to write ads that suck see my sucky sig; but only if you you are a sucker.

      Here is wishing everyone a sucky New Year in the highest connotation of the word. (Suck in your stomach, suck in more customers and suck in more prosperity)
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  • Awe Ken - YOU SUCK. I was just writing an informative eguide "How to Suck at Everything" -- now you've blown it giving away all that sucking info for free. Guess I have to go change every last one of those "sucks" to "blows" now.
  • I can see it now: When sucking comes to blows.........
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  • I can't believe you started this thread...it just plain sucks
  • Having a small amount of posts sucks.
  • Well, the whole financial system sucks!!
  • And also with so little posts sucks.!!
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    • What really sucks is that posting in this forum doesn't raise your post count. :rolleyes:
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  • Ok...

    2009 WILL NOT SUCK for me...

    This Forum DOES NOT SUCK...

    I feel like SUCKing on a lollipop to get a sugar rush...

    The Raiders DO NOT SUCK no matter what their record says...

    The New Year's Eve Party I went to DID NOT SUCK because there were, like 100,000 hot drunk women there and 2 guys...LOL...

    This thread DOES NOT SUCK...

    The people that responded to this thread DO NOT SUCK...

    Barack Obama DOES NOT SUCK...

    No matter what people say, the public library DOES NOT SUCK...

    MCDONALDS DON'T SUCK DAMMMITTTT!!!!!

    See...10 uses for the word "suck" and they are all positive.

    I hope this post meets the "suck" requirements...

    Oh, that's 12 uses now...LOL...

    Pavon
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    NEW FORUM RULE -- PLEASE READ

    Effective immediately, every thread posted in the Warrior Forum must contain the word "sucks" at least seven times. Each thread should also feature "sucks" an average of at least 10.2 times. Please consult the Sucks Index, which will be posted at the top of each page and updated hourly, to make sure that we are maintaining that average.