Q. How many life coaches...

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... does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. No-one knows. No life coach has ever succeeded in changing anything.
  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    Football coaches are pillars of society
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Do cats need 9 life coaches?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      My cats manage all their lives fine on their own.

      Life coaching is a bit like "I just started - I need a mentor" - the expectation is someone else can fix you or succeed you.

      Funny that anyone would have multiple life coaches for one life.
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      • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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        If they do (need 9 life coaches) it might help to explain why there are more "qualified life-coaches" than there are clients needing their services ...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Think of how many jobs are created by people who are completely unable to manage anything without someone yelling "atta girl" (or "atta boy") every time they are able to manage the most remedial task in an area of life.

    Eating coaches - To cheer when you learn to dress your salad with real vinegar and oil instead of cheap bottle dressings...........

    Organizational coaches - to coo over how talented you are when you figure out how to use a shoe holder to save space.

    Business coaches - to rave over your intelligence as you put the plan from the last ebook you bought into action.

    Fitness coaches to make sure you actually get up out of a chair now and then.

    Relationship coaches so your bad choice in spouses doesn't drive you totally bizarre.

    And so on..............

    Why if people decided they could actually manage their own lives, it might just send those unemployment figures soaring so rampantly we'd never recover.
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    • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
      I am a life coach who coaches other life coaches.
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      :)

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    How many if you believe in reincarnation?
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      If you live longer than your life coach, do you get a refund?

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    What if you hang around the OT section of the Warrior Forum all day. Do you need a no-life coach?
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Would a scientist that worked with radiaton decay need a half life coach?
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Does a Miller beer drinker need a high life coach?
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Do criminals need a low-life coach?
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