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If Your Life Depended On It: How Would You Entertain Someone?

by The Niche Man
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Everyone is entertaining in some way. So,to encourage you to dig deeper. If a Mafia hit man put a gun to your head and said to entertain me.
What would you do?

Personally I would dance and do my Elvis Impression, not necessarily in that order.
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    1. invite him to a wheel.
    2. connect his arms to same.
    3. spin him around.
    4. so him how I can throw knives.

    I can't throw knives well, and ay take a lot of practice, so he might get wet. 8-/

    sorry, couldn't resist.

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    I would yell "Look it's SUPERMAN!!", when he looked up I would kick him in the junk!

    If I'm going down, he is too!
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      I'd tell him to just spend the day with me and then hit a bar
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    find the nearest fire pole
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    take him to the nearest club house..we'll go party!party!
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  • Profile picture of the author Q136
    I would crack open the laptop and bring him some down home fun! youtube for hillbilly's
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  • Profile picture of the author WorkSatisfaction
    I don't have the best singing voice in the world so I'll probably think of the most annoying song I know and start singing it as loud as I can.

    If that does not make him run in the opposite direction, nothing will!
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

    Everyone is entertaining in some way. So,to encourage you to dig deeper. If a Mafia hit man put a gun to your head and said to entertain me.
    What would you do?

    Personally I would dance and do my Elvis Impression, not necessarily in that order.
    Sorry Niche, you'd probably be a dead man
    ...since he's a "wiseguy..." maybe a Jerry Vale impression!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I'd dance with him. I used to teach dance. Then I'd throw him a meal he'd remember for the rest of his life............and when he fell asleep from the food excess I'd take his gun and call the police.
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