Free Product Gift to You

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Free product, no opt-in.

This is a War Room worthy product and you don't have to pay a lawyer for this service.

Add this to your product conditions of sale to increase your sales and cut down dramatically on customer service issues and questions.

This product will give not only your current customers, but future customers, rock solid confidence in your products and business practices.

By listing these attorney approved terms, they KNOW you care AND are careful.

Hey, your gratitude and smiling face is ample enough reward, payment made , transaction completed.

Enjoy the product, but most of all, enjoy the peace of mind that is assured to you, and also your customers purchase satisfaction.

Your product is below..., by the way, drop me a line for resale rights. All affiliates welcomed.LOL

The 13th Warrior


Now, here is your product:












































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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. 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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    does this come in a Twitter compatible Version?
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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      Originally Posted by DazedandConfused View Post


      does this come in a Twitter compatible Version?
      Working on various apps and scripts as we speak.


      The 13th Warrior
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  • Profile picture of the author RicardoD
    Awesome! Thanks you are great sir.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

    Contents may settle during shipment.
    My shipment never arrived. I want a refund. :p
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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    • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      My shipment never arrived. I want a refund. :p
      It said "No purchase necessary".
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Jun Balona View Post

        It said "No purchase necessary".
        That doesn't mean a purchase couldn't have been made. :p
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        Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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        • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          That doesn't mean a purchase couldn't have been made. :p
          I haven't thought about that part. If that was the case you were indeed scammed.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sparkles01
    This is fabulous, thank you for posting.
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  • Profile picture of the author Visitbuilding
    Thank for sharing, That's good post.
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    Anything may happend
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    belovd5 writes:
    subject "General"
    hi, everybody can somoene tell me where i can find a privacy policy and faq for my social network because my english is not good maybe i can find a list or a generic for social network because i dont want topaid a lawyer for that think you

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    No one has responded to them as of yet.

    I thought of you 13th warrior, and sending them your TOS...
    but I just didn't have the heart - :rolleyes:
    (I must be getting soft in my old age - or it's Friday... :p )
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    • Profile picture of the author cadence218
      Banned
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      • Profile picture of the author Guy Horton
        From the disclaimer

        The material on this page may be offensive and frightening to small children, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals, democrats, Haitians, Mormons, Lesbians, Animal lovers, the socially retarded, carnival workers and adult film stars, please use caution when operating.
        I believe this statement should cover it all. Thanks for a useful piece of information.

        All the best,
        Guy
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Will I get a shock if I plug it in while wet?
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    Sal
    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
    Beyond the Path

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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


      Will I get a shock if I plug it in while wet?
      That is proprietary information that is included in the upsell, you did click the upsell one-time-offer, did'nt you?

      You did not read the terms and conditions of the product when you clicked the "download" button, and I quote :

      "Buy clicking the download button, you are agreeing in whole and sum to the following conditions:

      a) Not responsible and/or liable for any injury or damages that may occur in the use of this product or future injury or damage that may occur;

      b) also , and in addition to the other policies laid for-to-with, by NOT clicking and purchasing the upsell of the said free downloaded product, you accept total and complete liability of refusing the upsell information as information that can prevent injury or damage by use of this product.

      by B.S. Law & Associates,LLC including diplomatic immunity offshore compay

      All rights reserved copyrighted and trademarked

      The 13th Warrior
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      • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post


        My shipment never arrived. I want a refund. :p

        You did not click the one-time-offer before download.

        The information you needed for this problem was in there.

        Our records show you did not "click" the offer, which means by default, you accept the terms and conditions of the download whether received or not.

        You did not read the "terms and conditions" of accepting the download :

        "Buy clicking the download button, you are agreeing in whole and sum to the following conditions:

        a) Not responsible and/or liable for any injury or damages that may occur in the use of this product or future injury or damage that may occur;

        b) also , and in addition to the other policies laid for-to-with, by NOT clicking and purchasing the upsell of the said free downloaded product, you accept total and complete liability of refusing the upsell information as information that can prevent injury or damage by use of this product.

        by B.S. Law & Associates,LLC including diplomatic immunity offshore compay

        All rights reserved copyrighted and trademarked

        This was just added in a NEW upgrade for those who opted for the upgrade:

        c) Not responsible for delivery; by clicking the download button, you agree that no warranty and/or guarantee is expressed or implied by or lack thereof of delivery or failure of delivery for any reason;

        d) you also agree that no monetary funds or compensation of any kind were exchanged, therefore rendering any complications related to this product, its delivery, the producer of this product, the delivery system, the state and federal laws in scope of this, totally and completely non-liable;

        e) furthermore , the act of clicking the button, mouse , viewing the screen, browser, server, or any method ,up and including , the phone service used, the electricity used or any power source used to access the website which includes the physical use of anatomy or any anatomical part or any health related issues( which includes, but not limited to, absolvement of any present, past or future charges of induced health problems) to access this non-monetary, non-compensated product does not, nor will it ever in the future imply or commit toward the liability of damage or injury to producers of this product.

        by B.S. Law & Associates,LLC including diplomatic immunity offshore compay

        All rights reserved copyrighted and trademarked


        Please come again.

        We value and cherish you as a customer.

        The 13th Warrior
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

          Please come again.

          We value and cherish you as a customer.

          The 13th Warrior
          As long as I'm cherished it's worth being ripped off.
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          Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Josphy
    Thanks for your share!
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    @ Dennis & Roaddog...

    Next time...Could you 2 guys not use "marriage" "ripped off" and "nutshell" in the same post? -
    Ouch! :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author malaika
      Lol . Just made my night.

      Not been here for a while and when I do come back, I get this post. This forum rocks....
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