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I want to marry Bill Gates daughter

by Raja Kamil
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok!

**Dad goes 2 Bill Gates..

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok

**Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!

This is BUSINESS..

Source : copied this from facebook
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Ironically, that IS how M/S became so big!

    IBM went to DR
    IBM:Marry your OS to our PC!
    DR: Story varies but, in one variant, the wife basically said GET LOST!

    IBM went to M/S
    IBM:Marry your OS to our PC!
    BG: thought NO! They didn't have one!!!!
    SB: told BG about SMW
    BG: OK

    M/S went to SMW
    BG: Sell us your O/S
    SMW: NO, but we can license it

    M/S went to IBM
    M/S said HERE is your O/S
    IBM: sell exclusive rights to us
    M/S NO, we can license it, non exclusive

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I hope the daughter is pretty because Bill isn't leaving his money to his kids.
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      • Profile picture of the author hotmailyes02
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I hope the daughter is pretty because Bill isn't leaving his money to his kids.
        That's right when choose Bill's daughter :p
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      • Profile picture of the author williams22
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I hope the daughter is pretty because Bill isn't leaving his money to his kids.
        Are you serious ? i mean then what he goona do with all the money he got ?:confused:
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Good one, Raja.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    Oh, she's pretty alright...but she's only 15!
    Gonna at least have to ask Bill if that's OK - (good luck on that...)

    That's how most Royal Families started, isn't it? They work with a small gene pool...
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  • Profile picture of the author DanDasilva15YearOldIM
    Pshh... I'd rather marry bill gates...

    Wait... What??...
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    • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
      Originally Posted by DanDasilva15YearOldIM View Post

      Pshh... I'd rather marry bill gates...

      Wait... What??...
      Wait a minute there, Danny boy...you are 15 too?
      I should think you would be on board with this one...
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  • Profile picture of the author Fenshon
    I laughed until my ribs ached.
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  • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
    Dad's got networking skills on steroids.

    Must've read that "Win-Win" power of negotiating book.
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    @The 13th Warrior -
    Hey 13!
    I'd like to see you take a crack at writing the pre-nup for Ms. Gates prospective Beau!
    Put your doctorate back on the spin-cycle! -
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  • Profile picture of the author donkiston
    Your planning is good. awesome work of making money.
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  • Profile picture of the author JustinDupre
    Now that's what I call pretty impressive marketing skills.
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  • Profile picture of the author ibnujusup
    good one Kamil... there is some gem to be follow here... :-)
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    Im network blood lines
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    Simple Resume
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  • Profile picture of the author Andrew S
    haha very nice
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