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Here's the real reason you are overweight...

by I.M.Retired
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It's your shampoo. If you shampoo your hair while taking a shower, that is what is causing you to gain weight.

Read the label - it spells it out very clearly.

Printed on the shampoo label is the statement: "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

If the shampoo drips down your bod - and of course it does if you are using it in the shower, well, at least now you know its dastardly secret.

The solution:

Switch to Palmolive dish detergent for washing your hair.

The label clearly states: "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! So easy when you know how!

(Don't you wish? )
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Ah jeez Val -- I did an ebook on reasons people are gaining weight and can't lose it.

    I completely neglected to include this factor. Maybe I need to go do some editing. I hate to sell something that would leave out such a relevant issue. Thanks for the heads up.
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    You're welcome, Sal.

    I was delighted to learn the truth, myself, after so many years of thinking I was gaining weight because of the air in my closet.

    I'd hang up my clothes and when I went to get a certain outfit to wear a few weeks later, it was disconcerting to discover it no longer fit. I was certain there was something in the air in the closet that was causing my clothes to shrink. It's been a great relief to discover that the air in my closet is okay after all.

    I do think you should update your eBook. It's important that your readers know the truth!
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    WOW! So what do I do? I so often just use soap. I mean I don't have that much hair on my scalp anyway. 8-(

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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    It's so simple - why has no one ever told us this before?
    Is this another one of those FDA,McDonald's, Proctor and Gamble coverups?
    I for one, am writing my Congresswoman,
    (Michelle Bachmann) Immediately if not sooner!
    She must be made aware of this!
    SHE will put a STOP to this madness!
    This is a travesty that goes beyond split-ends!

    (btw: Is it OK if I use DAWN instead? - it gets rid of grease too...)

    (and if I quit using dandruff shampoo - could I become more "flakey"? )
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by DazedandConfused View Post

      It's so simple - why has no one ever told us this before?
      Is this another one of those FDA,McDonald's, Proctor and Gamble coverups?
      I for one, am writing my Congresswoman,
      (Michelle Bachmann) Immediately if not sooner!
      She must be made aware of this!
      SHE will put a STOP to this madness!
      This is a travesty that goes beyond split-ends!

      (btw: Is it OK if I use DAWN instead? - it gets rid of grease too...)

      (and if I quit using dandruff shampoo - could I become more "flakey"? )
      I'm not sure if it's possible for you to become more flakey than you are. Seems like you're already pushing the limits of flakiness.



      Sorry, couldn't resist, but you did set yourself up for it quite nicely.
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Originally Posted by DazedandConfused View Post



      (btw: Is it OK if I use DAWN instead? - it gets rid of grease too...)
      Maybe it will help get rid of the greasy, creepy guy in the Progressive Insurance Commercials!


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      • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
        Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

        Maybe it will help get rid of the greasy, creepy guy in the Progressive Insurance Commercials!


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        The "Insurance Quote Stalker"!!! - yeah, there is a certain creepy factor in those spots...especially the "bobbing head" FLO )
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Val -

          Do you think there's a slight chance you may be over-thinking this?
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  • Profile picture of the author DazedandConfused
    You're right, Dennis - It was a set up...
    I knew someone HAD to take that ball and SPIKE it! Glad you were there...
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  • Profile picture of the author msmir75
    Wow Donna Simpson (you know the the one who is aiming to weigh a 1000 lbs) must use.... 20 bottles of shampoo in one day. She better start using 30 if she wants to reach her goal sooner rather than later! On the other hand, maybe I should also use less shampoo LOL. Ugh like you said if only it was that easy!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    I have a question...What if you just use Head and Shoulders?
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  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    Hmm...interesting point...LOL.

    Might as well Gard myself and stay Clear from shampoos.

    Even if I don't have hair at all. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author Offline Titan
    hahaha Very funny but Nice.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Oh hell yes, Val - you've really done it to me now. I've become evil and it's all because of this post. Well, partly. I wasn't in a mood to stand in line today. Especially behind really slow people........so it came down like this.....

    I was standing in line at a store behind a woman that was so huge that I was wondering how she could take a step without her knees buckling - so what the hell did I do? I asked her what kind of shampoo she uses. Holy cow. She gave me some off the wall brand I'd never heard of and I asked her exactly how many times a day did she shampoo. LMAO - fortunately, she thought I was complimenting her. I was LOLing on the way out the door real hard. I don't know if I can go back there now. They probably think I'm a drooling lunatic.
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    • Profile picture of the author msmir75
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Oh hell yes, Val - you've really done it to me now. I've become evil and it's all because of this post. Well, partly. I wasn't in a mood to stand in line today. Especially behind really slow people........so it came down like this.....

      I was standing in line at a store behind a woman that was so huge that I was wondering how she could take a step without her knees buckling - so what the hell did I do? I asked her what kind of shampoo she uses. Holy cow. She gave me some off the wall brand I'd never heard of and I asked her exactly how many times a day did she shampoo. LMAO - fortunately, she thought I was complimenting her. I was LOLing on the way out the door real hard. I don't know if I can go back there now. They probably think I'm a drooling lunatic.
      Oh gosh that is so great as far as going back there... perhaps it would be best to keep away for a while
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  • Profile picture of the author michael26a
    This sounds like a bigger scam than Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy put together haha
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    And if you are underweight?
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

      And if you are underweight?
      Buy shampoo for extra body, silly guy.
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  • Profile picture of the author williams22
    Thank god i always use natural products like Reetha ...(my granny always prefer that )
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