This Is Weird. Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

You could tell the second you saw him that he was homeless. That wasn't even fashionable but neither is most of the stuff they roll down that runway on some extremely unhealthy, alien looking humans.

The best part of the video was when she pointed out out the local legends around the world and the top 3 are ...................

Number THREE: Epic Beardman captured the hearts and minds of people everywhere when he almost knocked out a 50 year old wanna-be thug at the ripe old age of 65. Someone please shine his shoes before he has to get someone from China. It also popularized even the girl sitting next to the thug, Ms. "Amber Lamp," which was keenly put to the tune of Black Betty.

Number TWO: Professor Bada*s looks like the baddest dude on the planet except maybe for number one, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T. People were amazed that someone could look that 'cool' and he became a sensation. Doesn't matter that he is a fashion designer for ESPN magazine. This is how he rolls on a Tuesday.

Number ONE:.............. Techno Viking. This is what you get when you take the most bada** dude from Viking land and combine him with modern techno dancing. You just have to watch and laugh as he struts and strolls and shows his move down the street, just thankful he's not in your general vicinity. He might just point at you and start dancing. Then the ground may just swallow you up at his command. Be afraid, be very afraid.