LOL - Labor Day has been Outsourced to China!
I got this email from a friend today.
It is really an LOL
:rolleyes:
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September 2, 2011
Labor Day Officially Moved to China
First U.S. Holiday to be Outsourced
BEIJING (The Borowitz Report) - Labor Day, one of America's most beloved and longest-celebrated holidays, has been officially moved to China, U.S. officials confirmed today.
The Labor Day celebrations are expected to kick off Monday afternoon in Beijing with a barbeque attended by over seven million people and presided over by former NBA star Yao Ming.
The transfer of Labor Day to China represents the first time in American history that an entire holiday has been outsourced, experts said.
"It may be just as well," said the University of Minnesota's Davis Logsdon, who has lectured extensively on Labor Day traditions. "It's been getting harder and harder for Americans to remember what labor is."
Tracy Klugian, 37 said he was sorry to see his annual Labor Day barbeque relocated from his home in Medina, Ohio to Beijing, but is taking the loss in stride.
"I used to really look forward to Labor Day," he said. "But to be honest, getting a day off isn't as special as it used to be."
While Mr. Klugian said it was "a little strange" for Labor Day barbecues to occur in China with no participation by Americans, he added, "Maybe someday we'll be able to make illegal fireworks for them."
Meanwhile, U.S. officials said it was looking "more and more likely" that Thanksgiving would be relocated this year to India.
"At the very least, Americans will still be able to celebrate Thanksgiving by phone," one official said. "But they should listen closely because some menu options have changed."
It is really an LOL
:rolleyes:-------------------------------------------
September 2, 2011
Labor Day Officially Moved to China
First U.S. Holiday to be Outsourced
BEIJING (The Borowitz Report) - Labor Day, one of America's most beloved and longest-celebrated holidays, has been officially moved to China, U.S. officials confirmed today.
The Labor Day celebrations are expected to kick off Monday afternoon in Beijing with a barbeque attended by over seven million people and presided over by former NBA star Yao Ming.
The transfer of Labor Day to China represents the first time in American history that an entire holiday has been outsourced, experts said.
"It may be just as well," said the University of Minnesota's Davis Logsdon, who has lectured extensively on Labor Day traditions. "It's been getting harder and harder for Americans to remember what labor is."
Tracy Klugian, 37 said he was sorry to see his annual Labor Day barbeque relocated from his home in Medina, Ohio to Beijing, but is taking the loss in stride.
"I used to really look forward to Labor Day," he said. "But to be honest, getting a day off isn't as special as it used to be."
While Mr. Klugian said it was "a little strange" for Labor Day barbecues to occur in China with no participation by Americans, he added, "Maybe someday we'll be able to make illegal fireworks for them."
Meanwhile, U.S. officials said it was looking "more and more likely" that Thanksgiving would be relocated this year to India.
"At the very least, Americans will still be able to celebrate Thanksgiving by phone," one official said. "But they should listen closely because some menu options have changed."
Patricia Brucoli
Plug-In Profit Site Helpdesk