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COWS ARE LIVING UNDERGROUND ON MARS

by Jim M
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It now obvious - the news headlines are as usual open to interpretation - methane gas found on mars - etc etc - however- after a bottle of red wine and lots of internet research I can come to only one conclusion:-

Cows are living underground on mars producing large volumes of methane gas!

That's it = a simple if obvious conclusion which has cost millions of government dollars to ascertain - it only cost me -a mere warrior - one hour and a bottle of best supermarket cabernet!
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    So, you are saying that Martians don't fart methane? I never knew that!
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Oh cool, alien cows. I want one!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ryan6
    Not read into this yet, but it is interesting news. Guess it would be some kind of bacteria-type organism.
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    This does not surprise me. I have known for years that aliens are trying to communicate with me via the fillings in my teeth.

    Hence, the existance of underground Martians Cows are no surprise to me. There is no doubt in my mind that they are busy plotting the start of a new, exclusive "Ol' Warrior Farts" cult!

    Now lemme see - where DID I set down that bottle of wine!
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    • Profile picture of the author Shadi
      Originally Posted by Dekko View Post

      This does not surprise me. I have known for years that aliens are trying to communicate with me via the fillings in my teeth.

      Hence, the existance of underground Martians Cows are no surprise to me. There is no doubt in my mind that they are busy plotting the start of a new, exclusive "Ol' Warrior Farts" cult!

      Now lemme see - where DID I set down that bottle of wine!
      But i would seriosly doubt that martian caows can fit in your teeth , if they do :d I want one
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    Mars meat.. Sounds yummy.. LOL
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    • Profile picture of the author jonak
      Interesting news "Cows in Mars"
      Alien cows quite interesting topic.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Klatt
    That sounds like "a bunch of crap" to me! ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author mun
    I can imagine lol. Cows interrogating the robot. "So.. you claim that we are supposed to go moo!"
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  • Profile picture of the author mun
    feed them space debris , i assume they would be used to stuff like that.
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  • Profile picture of the author rickdearr
    Originally Posted by Jim M View Post

    It now obvious - the news headlines are as usual open to interpretation - methane gas found on mars - etc etc - however- after a bottle of red wine and lots of internet research I can come to only one conclusion:-

    Cows are living underground on mars producing large volumes of methane gas!

    That's it = a simple if obvious conclusion which has cost millions of government dollars to ascertain - it only cost me -a mere warrior - one hour and a bottle of best supermarket cabernet!
    So that's where the cow landed when it jumped over the moon!
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  • Profile picture of the author Pauline60
    So thats where my mate Tracey got to on her hen night....

    Its a funny shaped rock. Like the toast with the face of jesus on it, just an illusion.
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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      Why are people wondering about Mars?

      To explore new places to dump millions of gallons of oil, garbage and depleted uranium?

      Yeah, lets find some new lifeforms so we can extinct them , also, like the new creatures they discover all the time in the Amazon jungle they a grinding up.

      Yes, there is definite intelligent life out there....., they are smart enough to stay away from hypocrites like us.

      Do you need to contact citizens if you are driving thru a murder capital in an area near where you live?

      Do UFO's eventually need green cards, passports and "das papers" to deal with us?

      Think they'll go for the same deal that the natives usually get?

      Maybe they'll trade their saucers for oil.

      Intelligent life indeed.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Oh dear, so you mean I was actually probed by a cow???
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