:-) Some funny internet Marketing jokes to lighten ou up

A few jokes ...not .not mine but from different places on the internet..do share your's too....and do smile :-)

A PPC specialist, SEO manager, & Social Media guru die, go to heaven, and are waiting to enter the pearly gates. They all want to get in first just to show how much more important their life's work was in comparison to the others, so each of them used the tools of their trade to try and persuade God to let them in first.
SEO went first by commenting on God's blog every 10 minutes while waiting. God responded only to a few of them before he finally said enough was enough and blocked all comments by the SEO person.
Next came the PPC specialist. He called God on the Holy iPhone and asked how much the other two were offering Him in order to get in first. God sent the PPC specialist straight to Hell.
While all of this was happening, the Social Media guru was working on her iPhone patiently waiting. Soon enough the gates opened and God's voice spoke...
"I have accepted your friend request, joined the Facebook group supporting your entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven, and read all of your tweets over the past few hours so you may enter as long as it all stops immediately...



Q: What do you call it when twins are pleased?
A: Duplicate content.

Q: What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
A:Supplemental index.

Q: What's likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
A: Canonical issues.

Q: What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?
A: He put a "nofollow" outside the door.

Q: What does a chiropractor fix?
A: Back links.

Two SEOs were watching a girl with big b**bs on a trampoline.
1st: I hate it.
2nd: What, the trampoline?
1st: No the bounce rate.


Q: What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A: A 301 redirect.