by Thomas
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Go on...

Eat it.

Eat it now.

Do it.

You know you want to.

Do it.

Eat it now.

Eat it now.

Eat it now.

Eat it now.

Eat in now.

Eat it now.

Or else...



  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    What kind of cookie dough is it? Is it sugar cookie dough? I'll eat it. I'll eat it ALL.
    I'll eat it RAW. I'll eat it all raw and beg for more.
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      What kind of cookie dough is it? Is it sugar cookie dough?
      Actually, I don't know. I've never had cookie dough. In fact, I'm not sure I even know what cookie dough looks like: I'm pretty sure the closest approximation we have over here would be stale buscuits of some sort. Not the ones that go harder when stale but the ones that go softer and chewy. Ugh.
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    Thomas, how long have you and I been friends in Warriors? It must be years and years, and as you know I like a joke, but if you have never seen cookie dough, well actually mate, there's loads of it in Ireland. Here's what you are looking for.


    Now just look round the fields till you find some, take it home with you and pop it in the oven on mark 4 for about 40 minutes, best eaten warm.

    Pleased to help out mate!
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

      Thomas, how long have you and I been friends in Warriors? It must be years and years, and as you know I like a joke, but if you have never seen cookie dough, well actually mate, there's loads of it in Ireland. Here's what you are looking for.


      Now just look round the fields till you find some, take it home with you and pop it in the oven on mark 4 for about 40 minutes, best eaten warm.

      Pleased to help out mate!

      Oooooooooh! Now I know what it is!

      It's especially yummy when the outside is hard and crispy and, when you accidentally step on it, you break through to the lovely aromatic chewy insides.

      MMMMMM.... yum yum.
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    It's an Irish Field doughnut, they are mostly found around County Cork - A real treat on a cold winters day. Hmmmmmm, lovely grub!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sylvia Meier
    That looks sooo gross. Now some chocolate chip cookie dough icecream is something I could go for (although not right now it's bloody cold out today), actually any kind of cookie dough is yummy while you're baking.
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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    That's obviously a birdbath...MADE BY THE BACKEND OF A COW!!!

    And that ain't water, so watch where you're stepping.

    I doubt they are very tasty to eat, but if you dry them out and throw them in the fireplace, they'll heat the house just fine. Just a bunch of grass and, ummm, some other stuff.

    Anyone warm your cookie dough in the micro? Warm cookie dough, Mmmmm!

    Hey, Valerie, where you at?

    PUT DOWN THE WEAPON AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIE DOUGH!
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    • Profile picture of the author glchandler
      Of course in those parts where people always brag about their healthy eating habits these are called "meadow muffins" because they have so much dietary fiber.
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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    Just as good as Metamucil, but twice as hard to swallow!
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Raw chocolate chip cookie dough is the best YUM YUM YUM
    But HAHA I refuse to buy anymore cookie dough cause I know what will happen.
    Can't eat it if it's not here!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post

      Raw chocolate chip cookie dough is the best YUM YUM YUM
      But HAHA I refuse to buy anymore cookie dough cause I know what will happen.
      Can't eat it if it's not here!!!!
      No, actually molasses cookie dough is the best to eat raw.

      Even if you don't buy any dough, you can make it from scratch. So there's no escape. Tommy will back me up on that.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        No, actually molasses cookie dough is the best to eat raw.

        Even if you don't buy any dough, you can make it from scratch. So there's no escape. Tommy will back me up on that.
        Spend dough on dough? Doh. I always thought that you were supposed to make cookie dough from scratch. What newfangled NWO crap are you trying to promote here, Ken?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, after that enticing picture of Irish cookie dough, let me qualify my last post -- I will eat raw sugar cookie dough made in the US brand only. Not sure I ever wanna taste Irish cookies now. When you eat cookie dough it's not supposed to bring to mind the line "where's the beef".
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  • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
    Hmmm.....which to scarf?

    chocolate chip?
    White chocolate/macadamia?
    dark chocolate/oatmeal?
    sugar?
    gingerbread?
    almond?


    choices, choices.....ahhhh a spoon of each!

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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    STOP MAKING ME CRAVE CHOCOLATE STOP YOUR EVIL MIND CONTROL NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    IT'S EVIL. STOP, STOP, STOP.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Valerie - the reason women crave chocolate is because it mocks a chemical released during sex...............so quit bitching about cookies and chocolates and go pick up something buff and beautiful for a night or two.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    HAHAHA I didn't know that. Really? Well then, now I know why I...never mind
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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    hehehe... you girls get quite frisky when you don't get your 'chocolate' don't ya?
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I've never got salmonella What about all the people that eat sushi and nothing happens to them? Doesn't raw fish have yucky stuff?
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    • Profile picture of the author Patrician
      Originally Posted by valerieSONORA View Post

      I've never got salmonella What about all the people that eat sushi and nothing happens to them? Doesn't raw fish have yucky stuff?
      They flash-freeze sushi (actually sashimi) and that kills the worms - sushi not famous for Salmonella - but the big worms that gets in you LIVE and take over your space.

      muwahaha.
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      • Profile picture of the author YiKeS
        Hash cookie dough is BEST!

        .. heck ya don`t even need the dough part

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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
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