Happy Birthday HeySal!

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Have a great one!
  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    My greetings to Heysal for her 57th Birthday.
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    • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
      Jun,
      My greetings to Heysal for her 57th Birthday.
      You sure you wanted to say that to a lady armed with a bag of rocks and a hammer?

      Happy Birthday, Sally!


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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    All The Best!!

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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    Happy Birthday Sal!
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post



      Happy Birthday Sal
      Originally Posted by Jun Balona View Post

      My greetings to Heysal for her 57th Birthday.
      What TL said..
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    Happy Birthday Sal!
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    • Profile picture of the author PLRExpress
      Happy Birthday, HeySal!

      Here's to another year of your funny comments! I love your sense of humor!

      Nathan
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  • Profile picture of the author Lori Kelly
    Happy birthday to you.
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    Happy birthday to YOU!

    Have a great day.
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  • Profile picture of the author pjCheviot
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    All the best Sal, and many more of them
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas Wilkinson
    Happy Birthday Buddy. Gonna be a great year. I can see it now.

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    Happy Birthday Sal!!!

    Roaddog, You know that we aren't to lite the candles until the site is
    prepared and all the safety measures are in place. We don't want the Forum
    to burn down now do we.

    Here, Now we're safe.



    Have a Great Day!
    Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Again this year, Sal? Funny how that happens.

    Have a great one



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    Many happy returns! Make this year the best yet!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Are we allowed to do "She's so old" jokes with women?
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    • Profile picture of the author DianaHeuser
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Are we allowed to do "She's so old" jokes with women?
      Not unless you have a death wish
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Are we allowed to do "She's so old" jokes with women?
      Then why else would they call it "she's so old" joke, Kurt?

      The question is have you got the guts?
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Thanks Judy, damn near forgot

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL.
        For my present this year, remember your b-day dinner at the South End Tavern.
        Sorry that's the best I got
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        • Profile picture of the author waterotter
          Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

          Thanks Judy, damn near forgot

          HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL.
          For my present this year, remember your b-day dinner at the South End Tavern.
          Sorry that's the best I got
          LOL Thom, I'm wondering if Sal remembered it herself?! Last year she started celebrating a day early before realizing she had her dates mixed up.

          Good thing Michael showed up with the fire extinguishers. I thought Roaddog was gonna set the forum on fire with all them candles!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    OK, on a dare...Sal's so old, she didn't listen to Big Band, she listened to the Big Bang.



    (Happy b'day Sal...)
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Oh holy cow - here goes my thanks button again. Sigh.

    LMAO -- I just woke up to a happy birthday Skype message. I'm sooooo old that it completely slipped my mind.

    Jodi - telegraph, telephone -- tell Jodi. LOL. How the hell did a woman your age even remember this?

    Jim - Fire! Perfect gift from a caveman.

    Kurt - yes, "she's so old jokes" are fine. Consider the alternative. I don't mind being an old lady........as long as I'm considered a HOT old lady all is good -- and with all those candles burning up close, HOT is a guarantee!

    Paul - I save my hammer for the real gems. Unfortunately - we're not allowed to post em in here. But I do have to remark that Kurt KNOWS that global warming is indisputable truth only because his hot air is the major source.

    Thom - If I could get there for another one of those memorably delicious scallop plates, you know I'd be knocking on your door right now. That dinner remains a favorite birthday gift to this day. Anyone with a birthday would do well to spend it in NY with Thom.

    Pat -- just unwittingly tried to kill me! I'm SOOO allergic to hazelnuts, LMAO. So - drinks for everyone else and no birthday kisses for anyone drinking! I'll have plenty of extras of the cake though.

    Lori - you have such a lovely voice. Thanks.

    Diane - beautiful work. I'm saving it.

    Bravo - great song and very appropriate he can't see who he's singing to.

    Thos -- Yes, it is going to be a great year - for all of us.

    Michael - thanks. The perfect gift for cooling off some of the topics in the OT.

    Sumit -
    Then why else would they call it "she's so old" joke, Kurt?
    You're too young for that much logic. You're going to melt your brain. Stop it. LOL.

    Thanks everyone - great thread to wake up to.
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      This is the coolest Birthday Cake, by the way.



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  • Profile picture of the author LeeLee
    Don't know you that well but you strike me as what people used to call a great old broad. I mean that in the nicest way.

    Happy birthday.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    It took every penny I had but I got this guy to sing live just for your birthday.Hope its a great one!
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  • Profile picture of the author jonnyhardbaked
    Happy Birthday Heysal! I wish that God will grant all the desires of your heart!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LeeLee - if that's what they mean when they use the term "grouchy old bag" nowdays, yes indeed!

    LOL Kim - Imagine....... Waking up to those guys in my bedroom. So kewl.

    Steve - oh my gosh - don't wish THAT on me again!

    Richard - just paying it forward as all the wonderful people in here taught me over the years. Together we can make such a wonderful difference in this world.

    Alexa - archived for eternity.

    Johnny - as 33 posts above this testify, I have everything a person could want!

    Ken - Mentally destined to stay that way, I'm afraid. Wish my bod would figure it out, too.

    Thanks again everyone, even though the button runs out - I don't.
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Finally worked your way up to "Spring Chicken" I see.

      You go girl!

      Happy Birthday Sally.

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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        "It takes a long time to grow young."
        - Pablo Picasso


        Happy Birthday, Sal

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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


      Steve - oh my gosh - don't wish THAT on me again!
      Then stop looking so young and beautiful.
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      • Profile picture of the author John Durham
        Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

        Then stop looking so young and beautiful.
        What he said... quit bein such a hot "cougar"!


        Happy B-day Sal, may the world be your red lobster biscuit today!
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  • Profile picture of the author nancyjan
    happy birthday to you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Happy Birthday, Sal . . . a little belated, I guess, but the wishes are as geniune as any. I'm looking forward to many more years of "edutainment" from you.

    You ROCK!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    I forgot to put this on my first post. Hope you like it.

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  • Profile picture of the author Lynette Crase
    Happy birthday Sal! I hope you have a great day.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    What THEY said ^. Please disregard the age jokes though. And NICE SIGN diana!

    I always have trouble with people's birthdays anyway.

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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    Happy Birthday. : )
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Wow, thanks for all the songs. I wanna talk to that kitten's trainer. Seems I am missing something. Ricky just growls.

    Summit - what IS that cake? It's pretty neat but I can't tell what it's supposed to look like.

    Steve, John -- Flattery will get you everywhere.

    Dennis we all run just a little bit slower after 4 or 5 decades of these kinds of days.

    You folks are the best. Thanks again everyone.
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    • Profile picture of the author waterotter
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Wow, thanks for all the songs. I wanna talk to that kitten's trainer. Seems I am missing something. Ricky just growls.

      Summit - what IS that cake? It's pretty neat but I can't tell what it's supposed to look like.

      Steve, John -- Flattery will get you everywhere.

      Dennis we all run just a little bit slower after 4 or 5 decades of these kinds of days.

      You folks are the best. Thanks again everyone.
      Sal, I've been trying to figure that out too. Closest I can figure is an ashtray toilet!

      Wouldn't that just burn your ass!!!
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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Wow, thanks for all the songs. I wanna talk to that kitten's trainer. Seems I am missing something. Ricky just growls.

        Summit - what IS that cake? It's pretty neat but I can't tell what it's supposed to look like.

        Steve, John -- Flattery will get you everywhere.

        Dennis we all run just a little bit slower after 4 or 5 decades of these kinds of days.

        You folks are the best. Thanks again everyone.
        Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

        Sal, I've been trying to figure that out too. Closest I can figure is an ashtray toilet!

        Wouldn't that just burn your ass!!!

        It's a Squat toilet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post


          I thought it was something of the nature, but was afraid to say so in case it was some sort of important symbol in someone's culture. LOL. Very appropriate cake!
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  • Profile picture of the author dagaul101
    Congrats HeySal and have a good one!
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