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If you are need of some comic relief, I thought I'd share this (saw it on Facebook earlier). I particularly enjoyed learning about #23....


1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
  • Profile picture of the author jtlucas2511
    Hahah great post!
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    • Profile picture of the author Sandor Verebi
      Elisabeth, thank you for the laughs! Just some remarks from me:

      2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

      Right. If you found it early and you are inventive, you can steer it out. With what results? Hmmm... depends

      4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

      It sure would make it easier not to misunderstand each other. There may be doubts... if everyone would knows what that font means?

      10. Bad decisions make good stories.

      You mean, your bad decisions make good stories for other people?

      14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

      Useful tip, god for me.

      21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

      I have seen such pants. When the wearer is off her pants, it self stood on the floor. No comment on the smell...

      23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

      In the curse of times I met several people who probably swapped the two organs... at least I thought based on their speech and actions. Anyway, whose head is empty, must he defend it?

      Cheers,

      Sandor
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  • Profile picture of the author bailbondsguys
    Haha, I think 23 is the best one.
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  • Profile picture of the author iidesu
    thanks for sharing, these are really fun.
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  • Profile picture of the author co17197
    It is Friday......I really needed those.......

    Thank you,

    RDH
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