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Protect This Species

by CTABUK
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Thomas
Leprechaun Killer

He is a self confessed murderer of Leprechauns. These lovely little hobbit like creatures have enough to contend with in their day to day lives without having 'paid assassins' causing untold distress. Has he no conception of the good these 'little people' do?

Did he not watch 'Lord of the Rings' and feel compassion for the downtrodden lessers species, or was he a fan of Saruman? Does he have pet Orc's that do his evil bidding?

I say that we unite in our cause and protect the Leprechauns. I'll be treasurer - make your checks payable to David and together we will change the world.

PO Box 7876 Caymen Islands
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    money sent.

    you must pick it up in person.

    the caymans are lovely people.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    David - their cousins, the tommyknockers have all but taken over the gold mines over here. They would be a good community to hit up for some extra cash since they have access to the real stuff instead of just that monopoly crap that the world bank is dishing out around the planet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    This is an official warning:

    I work for the Department of Leprechaun Control (DLC) and providing assistance to these vermin is strictly forbidden under section 2.4.7 of the Leprechaun Control Act, 1978.

    Cease and desist immediately, or you'll have to fill out Form-AFA1.95.00-X. And trust me on this: You DO NOT want to fill out Form-AFA1.95.00-X!

    Regards,
    Tommy.
    Executive Director of Sector 246.213 (as defined in Appendix B.7 of the 34th Annual Report of the Sub-Committee for the Co-ordination of Leprechaun Population Control Activities in the DLC's Eastern Regional Control Authority Area).
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  • Profile picture of the author ShayB
    Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

    Thomas
    Leprechaun Killer

    He is a self confessed murderer of Leprechauns. These lovely little hobbit like creatures have enough to contend with in their day to day lives without having 'paid assassins' causing untold distress. Has he no conception of the good these 'little people' do?

    Did he not watch 'Lord of the Rings' and feel compassion for the downtrodden lessers species, or was he a fan of Saruman? Does he have pet Orc's that do his evil bidding?

    I say that we unite in our cause and protect the Leprechauns. I'll be treasurer - make your checks payable to David and together we will change the world.

    PO Box 7876 Caymen Islands
    He also has really lame superpowers. :rolleyes:

    I sent you an envelope stuffed with Monopoly money.

    Don't spend it all in one place.
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    I have filled out the form Form-AFA1.95.00-X. and I tell you now you evil swine, that if you think that a 743 page form in triplicate with no carbon paper would put me off, then you are very much mistaken. I had 743 pens with me, by happy coincidence and I cleverly glued them all together. OK you can't actually read what I put, but that is neither here or there.

    You cannot succeed in your fiendish plot, we have already donated the monopoly money to Shamus O'bigun - oh, I see you tremble at that name. And he is leading the revolt, and a more revolting revolt you will never see again.
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

      You cannot succeed in your fiendish plot, we have already donated the monopoly money to Shamus O'bigun - oh, I see you tremble at that name. And he is leading the revolt, and a more revolting revolt you will never see again.
      We'll see how great O'Bigun is when he finds out I just had his whole family deported to Torture Island.
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    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

      You cannot succeed in your fiendish plot, we have already donated the monopoly money to Shamus O'bigun - oh, I see you tremble at that name. And he is leading the revolt, and a more revolting revolt you will never see again.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Nay, it is YOU who should tremble!

      That Monopoly money was counterfit...er....counterfeet....er....counterfa. ..ER....FAKE!!!! I printed it myself! AND when O'bigun finds that out, he will think you were trying to CHEAT him, and he will have your head on a platter!!!!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      Your days are numbered.
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    Oh you Monster, how can you sleep at night? Do you not wake in the dead of night thinking of the terrible and cruel tortures they use on 'Torture Island'

    Why, I hear that they have every DVD of the Eurovision Song Contest and that they force the prisoners to watch them over and over again. You heartless beast.

    But fear not, the Leprechaun Army from Ballykiss Fanny are on the march. I wonder if that will get moderated LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    *anytime now gollum will come in and make a entrance..

    Waiting, waiting, waiting..
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    Seriously, how many of you guys here are on weed? or bathroom cleaner?

    Seems like a lot..
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    Whats the latest movie you watched? Anything good?

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