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The Wizard of Floyd

by Roaddog
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I could wile away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kinda human
If I only had a heart.

Yeah, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy,
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess,
Be a lion, not a "mowess,"
If I only had the nerve.


My New Year resolution (early) is to do The Dark Side of Oz.
Never done it.

(Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz for the unappreciated)

Should do something fun for this holiday..forget the conspiracies...they will still be there...:p


Still trying to figure how to get a bottle of hard stuff in here...relatives, u know...

Drink the eggnog and
smile and nod ...


Happy Holiday's Everyone...
  • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
    I tried this and after about 5 minutes of it I was like, "screw this, I just want to watch the movie with its intended soundtrack".
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    • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
      Originally Posted by mojojuju View Post

      I tried this and after about 5 minutes of it I was like, "screw this, I just want to watch the movie with its intended soundtrack".
      The Wizard of Oz is one of those movies I have seen so many times, I can almost turn Off the sound and repeat it verbatim.

      Not quite as good as Enter the Dragon ( My Bruce Lee ..RIP...voice is almost impeccable)...lol...pretty good Jim Kelly too...where the hell did he go?

      Just something I want to try...besides, that's where the Tequila and mescaline comes in real handy.

      I found it on videos on the net...but since my video card isn't working at the moment (thanks kids) I'm not sure if it's stays synced...

      Years ago one of my friends isolated a Three Stooges clip, where you can clearly hear Moe say.."Get the (eF) off me" in a scene in a phone booth
      One with Shemp, so I hadn't seen it
      (They never should have legalized Shemp)
      Curly Howard was a very talented, underrated comedian, with great timing.

      I better save that rant for later...might need it...lol
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      • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post


        Years ago one of my friends isolated a Three Stooges clip, where you can clearly hear Moe say.."Get the (eF) off me" in a scene in a phone booth
        One with Shemp, so I hadn't seen it
        Probably this one here (at 5:04) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6PXe6GIjY#t=05m00s




        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post


        (They never should have legalized Shemp)
        I agree. Same with the Joes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    >Re: The Wizard of Floyd

    Why is Jim not interested in "Pink Oz"? Or is it better not to ask?
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    • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      >Re: The Wizard of Floyd

      Why is Jim not interested in "Pink Oz"? Or is it better not to ask?

      Actually, I haven't heard that one yet..I kind of like it...although it sounds ..well...you know..can't say it here.

      Buuuuut of course.. I know you where making sexual innuendo, so to answer that...
      eeeyooooo...girls...yucky...

      You see, after being married twice and been 'dealing' with them since Santa grew his beard out...I can say that with some authooritaay...
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Machine...

    I've listened to that at least 500 times up in a buddies attic during my teenage years.


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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    Ha thought I was gone, didn't yeeas..

    Not getting rid of me that easy...tomorrow or the next day..I'm writing a Christmas story.

    I hate the way my old lady turns this into a stress fest every year..cause I actually love Christmas...

    HeySal, bless her, did a great post on how winter changes people for the better, and if I get her permission I'll quote it here...if I can find it....lol

    T'Was quite...eloquent
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

      HeySal, bless her, did a great post on how winter changes people for the better, and if I get her permission I'll quote it here...if I can find it....lol
      It's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
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      • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        It's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
        LOL... is this legal advice Dennis?

        I will go look for it now tho...she did a real good job on it.
        Something I would want to say, but couldn't quite get it that way.
        Not a writer by any strech.

        I have to walk a fine line...not try to be Dostoyevsky, but not talk like I do in everyday life.
        I have without a doubt learned a lot by talking to and listening and watching, better educated people here.

        One can learn a lot if one wants to.

        Still having problems with comma's tho, I tried to get into comma school, but they said... NO..period!



        Man that one's getting stale even to me...:p
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  • Profile picture of the author EricDelano
    love it! If its intentional or not it so cool! The eerie music with the oncoming tornado is kinda beautiful in a way
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