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Funny Movie Lines

by thunderbird
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What funny lines from the movies do you like? I this one from rich Uncle Ned in the Shirley Temple Movie, "Bright Eyes."

UNCLE NED
And antoher thing. You stop telling people
I made money in sanitary engineering. It was
sewers! Sewers! And don't you forget it!
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    Sed-A-Give???
    - Young Frankenstein










    (Blucher! )
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  • Profile picture of the author chansgrose
    Napolian dynamite "fricken idiot!!" classic:p lol
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      Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
      Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
      Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
      Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
      Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
      Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is...
      [showing his nametag] ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
      Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
      [Kareem's getting mad now]
      Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
      Roger Murdock: [breaking character] The hell I don't! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA! I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

      -Airplane!
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    "I'll have what she's having..."

    -Rob Reiner's Mom (When Harry Met Sally)
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  • Profile picture of the author AirForceVet
    Any line from the movie Dumb & Dumber...I live that film lol
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    Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
    Hank Moody
    Californication ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author AirForceVet
    Colin Farrell was too funny in Horrible Bosses.
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