My "Mafia Mice" Eat Kevin Riley's Cute Fluffy Hamsters For Dinner...

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Funny -- I have never known a mouse and hamster to fight. What the hell are are you two letting those cute little fuzzies drink now?
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Funny -- I have never known a mouse and hamster to fight. What the hell are are you two letting those cute little fuzzies drink now?
      Sal,

      I'm not "letting" my mice drink anything... they have raided my stash all on their own.

      I'm not sure what Riley is feeding his Hamsters, but I have a feeling it's whiskey, with an e... not that crap whisky that JT advocates...

      .jrd
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    Those mafia ******* mice killed my father! I'm going to get them!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Tell your guys to chill, Jared - hamsters are honest, friendly little guys. If your mice wanna get a voova going - they could help watch out for Kev's old penguins, who still have a nasty grudge about the way he dumped them off when they decided to start serving him tea instead of martinis - which was right after he hijacked California and drove it into Cape Horn.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Tell your guys to chill, Jared - hamsters are honest, friendly little guys. If your mice wanna get a voova going - they could help watch out for Kev's old penguins, who still have a nasty grudge about the way he dumped them off when they decided to start serving him tea instead of martinis - which was right after he hijacked California and drove it into Cape Horn.
      Sal,

      I've tried to call my Mafia Mice off, but it's a losing battle... Kevin has planted Hamster 'Spys' in my office, and my mice aren't taking it anymore. Nothing I can do about it. I've tried, but my Mafia Mice are a loyal bunch.

      As for pengWins:

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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Mostly Jameson I presume

    The mafia mouse is only bluffing as his trigger finger is not near the trigger.
    Just a poser.

    I also suspect this after enlarging the photo that "Dirty Rat" is wearing a Gucci holster!
    And if you look close he has had his nails done in a clear polish.
    I almost expect to see him start singing "Y-M-C-A" any second now.

    I Think he is either Paris Hilton's new pet or just escaped from Richard Gere's house.
    Yet again, he has a bit of a Jacques Clouseau clint in his eye so, I'm just soooo confused!Clouseau reincarnated?
    Rambo Rat?
    Vigilante Vermin for hire?

    All that Gelati juice on his lower lip and the "I luv Frank" tattoo on his ass might mean his a paisano.

    Yet again the Mouse Lucis Mercanary Force from Down Under has been rumored to be operating out of Trinidad the last month or so.
    MLM for short. A sec of the AmWay consortium. The 'Alphabet' agencies are every where.

    Please don't ask how I know. The least you know the better.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Christ wept, Jared - raisins. Raisins, sunflower seeds, and flax seed sugar cookies and you will be the freakin' rhodent God. And you heard that from the Queen.
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Wheeeeeew!
    I thought the Killer Whales were going to tip that boat to get Pengie!
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    Where is Ctabuk's horsie when we need one..

    Horsie, come save the world...
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

      Where is Ctabuk's horsie when we need one..

      Horsie, come save the world...
      I know... I've been waiting for it also... here ya go... but it doesn't mean as much coming from me compared to David... it's his horsie of course:

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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    Oh well, ctabuk is not here yet..

    so i just asked Sal to send over a cat to take care of both of the hamster and mice menace..
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

      Oh well, ctabuk is not here yet..

      so i just asked Sal to send over a cat to take care of both of the hamster and mice menace..
      I'm sorry Suthan, but cute little kitties are no match for my mafia mice...
      Unless your kitty cats have superior firepower...

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      • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
        Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

        I'm sorry Suthan, but cute little kitties are no match for my mafia mice...
        Unless your kitty cats have superior firepower...

        .jrd
        No firepower, but look at what the eyes can do

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        • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
          Dang it...

          Yup... that's something I can't deny... you win undeniably Suthan.

          I can't fight this 'cuteness' no matter how 'evil' I try to be... I can never defeat this...

          You win.

          What more do you want from me???

          Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

          No firepower, but look at what the eyes can do

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