Semen based recipes cookbook - surely this cant be for real

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking

Is this **** for real?????????????
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    And the first guy to respond is named BJ.

    Timing is everything.
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    • Profile picture of the author Brian John
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      And the first guy to respond is named BJ.
      Welcome to Instant Rimshot
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    • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      And the first guy to respond is named BJ.

      Timing is everything.
      You're the one who may not be wearing any pants.

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

        You're the one who may not be wearing any pants.

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        This is very true.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
    I guess they never saw that coming ... (Or maybe they did).
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  • Profile picture of the author jessiepadgal
    Haha, thanks for the giggle!

    FYI-semen is full of nutrients. Maybe they prefer semen to protein powder? Lol
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
    Originally Posted by John Romaine View Post

    Is this **** for real?????????????
    I think the real question Johnny is;

    What exactly were you researching that lead you to discover this book?



    Chris
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  • Profile picture of the author AmandaT
    Seems like a good book to leave on the counter when my husband's friends come over so they quit eating all of the leftovers...
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  • Well, the wife has been looking for ways where I can help out in the kitchen more...
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
      I want to comment on that, but I can't think of anything that isn't obscene:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
        This is **precisely** why I never complain and always leave a nice tip.
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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        I want to comment on that, but I can't think of anything that isn't obscene:rolleyes:
        Read the reviews Thom -

        "My kids love these recipes. Big hit on the dinner table every evening. It's wonderful that my whole family can participate in the preparation in making a meal together..."
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by John Romaine View Post

    Eww!

    You just activated my gag reflex!

    I wonder what the department of Communicable Disease Control thinks about this, haha!

    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Brian John
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      You just activated my gag reflex!
      Interesting...
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by B.J. Johns View Post

        Interesting...
        Now BJ,

        With a name like yours, I can understand your thought process, but that isn't what I meant, lol! :p

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Now BJ,

          With a name like yours, I can understand your thought process, but that isn't what I meant, lol! :p

          Terra

          I don't know, Terra, you might find it hard to swallow, but you left yourself wide open on that one.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            I don't know, Terra, you might find it hard to swallow, but you left yourself wide open on that one.

            Lol Dan!

            Touche!

            But I meant the thought of eating anything the body produces is gross and gives me the dry heaves. I'd have said the same thing about eating boogers or poo...

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Lol Dan!

              Touche!

              But I meant the thought of eating anything the body produces is gross and gives me the dry heaves. I'd have said the same thing about eating boogers or poo...

              Terra
              I'm with ya. I was just being a smarta$$.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                I'm with ya. I was just being a smarta$$.
                I know!

                Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
    I just taste it now, some semem sauce on my home cooked balls! yum

    from the testical cookbook

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  • Profile picture of the author bailbondsguys
    Wow. Just wow. I wonder how many people have actually purchased this book and tried a recipe?!?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      ...tried a recipe
      That conjures up images of new business opportunities for sperm banks or of having your own stable of men to milk for recipe ingredients.

      I wonder if Fotie Photenhauer is a pen name....

      The new high protein, low carb diet craze? I'm icking myself out here....
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  • Profile picture of the author ahew
    OMG. And I thought my next ebook (also a cookbook) was going to be raunchy!
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Well, I have seen a couple TV reports about placenta recipes.

    I'll pass on both.
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    • Profile picture of the author ahew
      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      Well, I have seen a couple TV reports about placenta recipes.
      Been there, done that. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    No time for this...gotta go whip up something for dinner.
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  • Profile picture of the author kellter
    This thread wins on so many levels!
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