I took a ride in a Rickshaw while in Hong Kong; The guy started to get tired, so I had
him sit, and I pulled him the rest of the way to my destination.

This guy was so poor, I bought him a beer, and gave him a good tip.

When people ask questions like this, I always say, "you first."

If you're not willing to play your own game, why should I?

I can't remember the exact scenario but I'm pretty sure I've done something weird. haha