Has Anyone Ever Thought Of Penis Enlargement Coaching?

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You probabaly chuckled a bit when you read that title.

But I was sifting through Clickbank and saw a penis enlargement information product doing very well. It's obviously a profitable market, as business is booming on pills, devices, exercise regimens, etc.

Then I thought, what if someone took the same approach as IMers? What if a penis enlargement guru (lol but seriously...) offered 1-on-1 coaching for those who need a little direction for their erec...you know where I'm going with this.

Penis enlargement itself is usually seen as a long-term plan, with people measuring growth over months or years. So they would have no problem shelling out fees over a sustained period. Somebody could really rack up major dough with that.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Sure ... I think about it all the time. Nothing I would rather do than coach men on penis enlargement. Hey ... somebody's got to do it.
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    • Profile picture of the author rooze
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Sure ... I think about it all the time. Nothing I would rather do than coach men on penis enlargement. Hey ... somebody's got to do it.
      Oh boy :rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by rooze View Post

        Oh boy :rolleyes:
        oh boy what? I find the task thoroughly stimulating.
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        • Profile picture of the author rooze
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          oh boy what? I find the task thoroughly stimulating.
          How so, exactly ?
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          • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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            Originally Posted by rooze View Post

            How so, exactly ?
            That's simple. It's a growth industry with big gains for those who enter.
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            • Profile picture of the author rooze
              Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

              That's simple. It's a growth industry with big gains for those who enter.
              Damn, I thought you were going to treat us to a story involving a fat cigar and a WWII flyers helmet
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              • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                1-on-1 coaching for those who need a little direction
                I can see the WSO coming - "How to make $2-4,000 a day starting tomorrow...in the Exciting World of Prostitution".

                It has nowhere to go but up,does it?

                probabaly chuckled a bit
                No - I stopped giggling at the mention of "farts and parts" years ago. Just thought "another teen trying for a shocker"
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                  Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

                  I can see the WSO coming - "How to make $2-4,000 a day starting tomorrow...in the Exciting World of Prostitution".

                  It has nowhere to go but up,does it?



                  No - I stopped giggling at the mention of "farts and parts" years ago. Just thought "another teen trying for a shocker"
                  This funny
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                    You would have to word your disclaimer very carefully, you wouldn't want to be held responsible for any cockups...
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    • Profile picture of the author ChadOath
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Sure ... I think about it all the time. Nothing I would rather do than coach men on penis enlargement. Hey ... somebody's got to do it.
      Haha...this thread should be fun...
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    • Profile picture of the author VaultBoss
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Sure ... I think about it all the time. Nothing I would rather do than coach men on penis enlargement. Hey ... somebody's got to do it.
      TBH, I get REALLY tired after the first 4-5 emails not to mention I have to stretch and exert myself sometimes even 47 times a day, when the spam filters don't catch most of them - probably those guys at the filters get tired too and leave some to slip through their fingers...

      I would always exchange that type of exercise, to a one-on-one first hand coaching from a beautiful woman :p
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    Originally Posted by ChadOath View Post

    You probabaly chuckled a bit when you read that title.

    But I was sifting through Clickbank and saw a penis enlargement information product doing very well. It's obviously a profitable market, as business is booming on pills, devices, exercise regimens, etc.

    Then I thought, what if someone took the same approach as IMers? What if a penis enlargement guru (lol but seriously...) offered 1-on-1 coaching for those who need a little direction for their erec...you know where I'm going with this.

    Penis enlargement itself is usually seen as a long-term plan, with people measuring growth over months or years. So they would have no problem shelling out fees over a sustained period. Somebody could really rack up major dough with that.

    This is a huge market and you could make a lot of money but there are some questions that you would have to answer.
    Are you willing to offer some kind of guarantee?
    Are you prepared to show someone how to do the exercises on video?
    These reasons alone are probably why no one has done this type of coaching to date.
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    • Profile picture of the author VaultBoss
      Originally Posted by TommyG View Post

      This is a huge market
      That is debatable ...
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    • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
      Originally Posted by TommyG View Post

      This is a huge market...

      Just a quick observation... apparently this market
      is more medium to small than huge... just sayin'
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  • Profile picture of the author dcristo
    I think about it all the time. I like to think I am gifted in that dept.
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    • Profile picture of the author techservice
      Don't get this niche Do men really believe this stuff?
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      • Profile picture of the author davejug1
        Originally Posted by Highenergy View Post

        Don't get this niche Do men really believe this stuff?
        If you see consistent ads about it you can be sure people are making money from it. If people are making money then people are spending it.

        So yep
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        • Profile picture of the author dcristo
          Originally Posted by davejug1 View Post

          If you see consistent ads about it you can be sure people are making money from it. If people are making money then people are spending it.

          So yep
          I think you misunderstood. He's talking about their effectiveness.

          A better question is posing it to the ladies. Is bigger always better? LOL

          They will tell you it's not but they're all liars.
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          • Profile picture of the author magiclouie
            Originally Posted by dcristo View Post

            I think you misunderstood. He's talking about their effectiveness.

            A better question is posing it to the ladies. Is bigger always better? LOL
            I am keen to know the possible replies from the mention gender.

            However, based on my observation I noticed that there's a big market on this most especially to the Westerners. I am not sure if Asians are obsessed with this penis enlargement thing.
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            • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
              Originally Posted by magiclouie View Post

              I am keen to know the possible replies from the mention gender. .
              Probably an even or greater % are gay guys anyway, as for being well hung, my wife calls me a big prick just about every day so i guess i must be ?
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    • Profile picture of the author micromike
      Originally Posted by dcristo View Post

      I think about it all the time. I like to think I am gifted in that dept.
      Yeah, I'm gifted in thinking about it too

      this is one thread where the phrase "on the other hand" could be strongly misunderstood...
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        Originally Posted by micromike View Post

        Yeah, I'm gifted in thinking about it too

        this is one thread where the phrase "on the other hand" could be strongly misunderstood...
        How great is it that you responded in that manner
        and go by the name micromike? LOL

        This thread is full of win!
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    on a slightly more serious note; this is one place where (ahem) graphic animation could be applied
    (sigh) I know...
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      Originally Posted by micromike View Post

      on a slightly more serious note; this is one place where (ahem) graphic animation could be applied
      (sigh) I know...
      Love your username

      Dan
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      • Profile picture of the author azmanar
        Originally Posted by jimbo13 View Post

        Love your username

        Dan
        Not in this thread ... Micro might mean something smallish.

        No matter, MicroMike is a nice nick.


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  • Profile picture of the author loi77
    Seriously, this is indeed a big profitable niche. Probably has to do with ego - a male version of breast enhancement .

    Not only on CB, there are a lot of physical products of this nature which are selling extremely well. I saw something like a pump on Amazon LOL.

    Supplements to increase libido both for male and female are huge.......

    I was thinking about entering this niche but SEO is going to be a problem because it is considered "adult" and "Build My Rank" and the likes won't accept it.

    But why would any male want to do that? Isn't it very troublesome when you not using it 99% of the time LOL.

    Don't laugh, I know I am Asian and I don't know what the fuss is about LOL.
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    • Profile picture of the author VaultBoss
      Originally Posted by loi77 View Post

      I was thinking about entering this niche but SEO is going to be a problem because it is considered "adult" and "Build My Rank" and the likes won't accept it.
      Why would you even consider SEO?
      Think 'viral' he, he, he...
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      • Profile picture of the author Paperchasing
        Originally Posted by VaultBoss View Post

        Why would you even consider SEO?
        Think 'viral' he, he, he...
        Combining that area and "viral" sounds like a really bad idea.
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        • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
          I think I was born for this niche. It's in my jeans.

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          • Profile picture of the author rooze
            Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

            I think I was born for this niche. It's in my jeans.

            ~Bill

            Then go for it Bill, you wouldn't be the first to make it big with snake oil...
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            • Profile picture of the author Brandon Tanner
              I hear the competition in this niche is pretty stiff.
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              • Profile picture of the author zaco
                Originally Posted by Brandon Tanner View Post

                I hear the competition in this niche is pretty stiff.
                Yea I think so..everything abt that niche is stiff lol
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              • Profile picture of the author VaultBoss
                Interesting how - and this is SERIOUS business - the messages from this thread do NOT land in my SpamBox no matter its title (and subsequently, the email subject line) ...

                ... one more proof that the sender's reputation and whitelisting by each recipient is by far, more important than 'words' when it comes to spam filters.

                I thought it was worth mentioning.
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                • Profile picture of the author Daniel Clark
                  Does anyone else give a nickname to their penis or just me?

                  I call mine "wcwijcascuibasckkaa"


                  ....because it's a mouthful
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        • Profile picture of the author loi77
          Originally Posted by Paperchasing View Post

          Combining that area and "viral" sounds like a really bad idea.
          I totally agree lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author ChadOath
      Originally Posted by loi77 View Post

      Don't laugh, I know I am Asian and I don't know what the fuss is about LOL.
      Lol...no comment...
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    • Profile picture of the author VaultBoss
      Originally Posted by loi77 View Post

      But why would any male want to do that? Isn't it very troublesome when you not using it 99% of the time LOL.

      Don't laugh, I know I am Asian and I don't know what the fuss is about LOL.
      Let's do a little math here...

      60 secs * 60 mins * 24 hrs = 86.400 secs / day...
      1% * 86.400 secs = 864 secs = 864/60 mins = 14.4 mins / day...

      So you are assuming an average male uses IT for about 15 mins / day ...

      Now, given the fact that part of that time might be used for OTHER physiological tasks that could be performed w/o problems in absence of the enlargement ...

      IF you are right...

      ... no wonder women think sometimes they can do better w/o us males, completely.

      This was supposed to be a funny thread, but now, you made me SAD!
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    • Profile picture of the author dcristo
      Originally Posted by loi77 View Post

      I was thinking about entering this niche but SEO is going to be a problem because it is considered "adult" and "Build My Rank" and the likes won't accept it.
      Ohh boy. Another muppet that thinks SEO = BMR.
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  • Profile picture of the author norrimac
    Sounds like this could become a sticky thread if we're not careful...
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  • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
    LOL The Penis enlargement niche is next on the FTC chopping blocks for unfounded gains.
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  • Profile picture of the author zaco
    The question is..does it work? lol
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  • Profile picture of the author techiespider
    It is a booming business
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  • Profile picture of the author spunkz
    This type of coaching already exists. It's called cybering.
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  • I think it's called a "pickup artist guru."
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  • Profile picture of the author creativesnaps
    be a great job if you were GAY.
    I will volunteer my services to the ladies ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
    Unfounded gains!

    OMG ROFLAMOJ!!! HAHAHA
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  • Profile picture of the author djhislop
    It looks like a hard topic to swallow and I hope that there will not be an oral exam?

    Regards
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  • Profile picture of the author AlenGeorgeson
    Considering that the product on CB looks HORRIBLE and has a HORRIBLE website, but is making a TON of cash, tells me that this niche is HOT. I thought about going into it, but I don't think I will find someone to make the voice over for the sales video for me And I don't want do it myself...kinda weird

    Cheers
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Hmmm, any advice going on Penis shrinkage out there please?
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      • Profile picture of the author azmanar
        Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

        Hmmm, any advice going on Penis shrinkage out there please?
        Enlargement is controllable.

        Shrinkage is not.

        You might lose it all.
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  • Profile picture of the author SEOExpert999
    This is funny but true. I will leave the coaching to the penis coaches. I am doing alright on my on.
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    Is it April 1st there already?
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    • Profile picture of the author azmanar
      Hi,

      This thread is getting the attention it wants. Hope I won't get banned for writing the free tips below. ...lol...

      In my part of the world, many people elongate with simple exercises, not enlarge it. I'd rather not describe detailed how-tos here. Tradition is passed down verbally. No need supplement nor chemical. And no doctors required. So very FTC-free.

      For virility => eat more recommended fruits, veggies and cook dishes with certain kitchen spices.

      For performance => simple stretching, breathing exercises, natural herbs or roots ( we have a very loooong list of options ).

      So if anyone is ever wondering why ASIA has 3/4 of the world's population, that is your answer ...

      Incidentally, Malaysia is the world's largest exporter of "rubber". Soon there'll be prophylactics made from PU plastic. Seems many of us are quite focused in helping people in that area. From biz stats, we do have an idea of the specific rubber sizes needed by most countries. So size-wise is an open secret.

      And since few years ago, our special coffee-mix became very popular in the Middle-east. It has natural and safe viagra-like herbs inside. Taste nice too.... Many are obsessed with it. Ladies have their special-mix as well.

      Question ... would anyone join a membership site for this niche, if I were to create one? Men and women are welcomed.

      .... j/k
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    Misleading title. Well off to Google I go
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  • Profile picture of the author Des Lau
    Lol @ the first replies

    The only problem is the proof, how would YOU prove it as a coach, before and after pics? Live demo? Hahhah

    The male genitalia related problems is a massive industry. The outdoor advertising and TVC mediums are killing it with products of 'lasting longer' and 'better sex' after taking a nasal spray. The problem is so wide and embarrassing that they know men will more than likely ring a toll free nunber or go to a website to find out more rather than seeking over the counter help.

    There are thousands doing it already with success already.

    ......it's just a question of if you have the balls to do it :lol:
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  • Profile picture of the author Curtis2011
    Originally Posted by ChadOath View Post

    You probabaly chuckled a bit when you read that title.

    But I was sifting through Clickbank and saw a penis enlargement information product doing very well. It's obviously a profitable market, as business is booming on pills, devices, exercise regimens, etc.

    Then I thought, what if someone took the same approach as IMers? What if a penis enlargement guru (lol but seriously...) offered 1-on-1 coaching for those who need a little direction for their erec...you know where I'm going with this.

    Penis enlargement itself is usually seen as a long-term plan, with people measuring growth over months or years. So they would have no problem shelling out fees over a sustained period. Somebody could really rack up major dough with that.
    Just from a business perspective, I think it might be better to do a video series instead of 1-on-1 coaching.

    With videos, you can mass produce them and/or provide them as digital downloads, thus taking a lot of effort off your shoulders and making it a lot more passive-based income rather than active. You could also probably get about 90% the effectiveness of personal coaching by using a video series instead, a pretty good trade off if you ask me (considering the time and effort it would save you).

    Of course, if you really want to look at people's penises.... well do whatever you like. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author rprieto60
    The penis enlargement market is a big one, otherwise no one would know who Smiling Bob is. You know... the guy on the TV commercials?

    These companies aren't going to spend all that money making that many commercials and buying up all that TV air time if there weren't a good ROI.

    Now, I can't tell you whether or not 1-on1 coaching would work for this market, but I'm sure you could find out easily with some marketing research. You would have to spend a little time and/or money to get the right information.
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    I don't know how well coaching would work but I make a killing as the "after" model
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  • I think I might be training too hard...:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    I find it interesting that out of 61 comments, it looks like only two of the commenters are females....lol
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    • Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      I find it interesting that out of 61 comments, it looks like only two of the commenters are females....lol
      If I'm going to get a coach, that's what I'm shooting for...:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        If I'm going to get a coach, that's what I'm shooting for...:rolleyes:
        How do you determine which one gives the most bang for the buck?
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      • Profile picture of the author lcombs
        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        If I'm going to get a coach, that's what I'm shooting for...:rolleyes:
        "shooting for"?
        Was that an intentional pun"

        Anyway, no matter. I've found that the ladies I've been with are satisfied that 10" is enough.
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        • Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

          "shooting for"?
          Was that an intentional pun"

          Anyway, no matter. I've found that the ladies I've been with are satisfied that 10" is enough.
          Thanks - I took classes in double entendre and sticky puns at the Sorbonne...:rolleyes:
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    Originally Posted by ChadOath View Post

    You probabaly chuckled a bit when you read that title.

    But I was sifting through Clickbank and saw a penis enlargement information product doing very well. It's obviously a profitable market, as business is booming on pills, devices, exercise regimens, etc.

    Then I thought, what if someone took the same approach as IMers? What if a penis enlargement guru (lol but seriously...) offered 1-on-1 coaching for those who need a little direction for their erec...you know where I'm going with this.

    Penis enlargement itself is usually seen as a long-term plan, with people measuring growth over months or years. So they would have no problem shelling out fees over a sustained period. Somebody could really rack up major dough with that.
    YEARS!?!?!?!? YIKES! A lot of them are garbage anyway! Pills wouldn't work, etc... And I have checked out some of those "pharmacies". They look SO amatuer, etc... that I wouldn't trust them.

    Steve
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  • I always thought a funny character skit to write for SNL would be a "Smilin' Bob" enzyte type guy - who is the proverbial "Bull in a china shop" and he can't turn around without constantly knocking into something (or someone) with his 'swelling pride'...and he basically always has that Snarf-eating grin on his face... It would have been the perfect Jim Carrey vehicle in the old Living Color days.
    I wonder if Tom Hanks would do it...he'll do just about anything...and he's already played a Woody - :rolleyes:
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      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      I always thought a funny character skit to write for SNL would be a "Smilin' Bob" enzyte type guy - who is the proverbial "Bull in a china shop" and he can't turn around without constantly knocking into something (or someone) with his 'swelling pride'...and he basically always has that Snarf-eating grin on his face... It would have been the perfect Jim Carrey vehicle in the old Living Color days.
      I wonder if Tom Hanks would do it...he'll do just about anything...and he's already played a Woody - :rolleyes:
      Smilin Bob probably isn't smilin anymore

      Enzyte is an herbal nutritional supplement originally manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals (now Vianda, LLC) of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer has claimed Enzyte promotes "natural male enhancement", which is suggestive of a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its effectiveness has been called into doubt and the claims of the manufacturer have been under scrutiny from various state and federal organizations. Kenneth Goldberg, M.D., medical director of the Male Health Center at Baylor University, says, "It makes no sense medically. There's no way that increasing blood flow to the penis, as Enzyte claims to do, will actually increase its size."[1]

      In March 2006, following thousands of consumer complaints to the Better Business Bureau, Federal agents raided Berkeley facilities, gathering material that resulted in a 112-count criminal indictment. The company's founder and CEO, Steve Warshak, and his mother, Harriet Warshak, were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering, and in September 2008 were sentenced to prison and ordered to forfeit $500 million in assets.[2] The convictions and fines forced the company into bankruptcy, and in December 2008 its assets were sold for $2.75 million to investment company Pristine Bay, which continued operations.[3]

      By 2009, marketing was oriented to erectile dysfunction and attracting more naive purchasers seeking permanent enlargement of the penis. Enzyte is widely advertised on US television as "the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement". The commercials feature a character known as "Smilin' Bob", who always wears a smile that is implied to be caused by the enhancing effects of Enzyte; these advertisements feature double entendres. Some commercials feature an equally smiling "Mrs. Bob".[4]

      Because Enzyte is an herbal product, no testing is required by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. An official of the Federal Trade Commission division that monitors advertising says the lack of scientific testing is "a red flag right away. There's no science behind these claims."[5] The company has conceded that it has no scientific studies that substantiate any of its Enzyte claims.[6]

      Dr. Ira Sharlip, a spokesman for the American Urological Association, has said, "There is no such thing as a penis pill that works. These are all things that are sold for profit. There's no science or substance behind them."[5]
      Enzyte - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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      • Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

        Smilin Bob probably isn't smilin anymore
        What a premature let down...

        Well, that can certainly lead to performance anxiety :p

        Looks like Bob's back to being just an ol' softie now...I hope he's still 'life of the party" :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    If they ever come up with a "shrinking course" let me know...

    Oh wait, I remember there is one - My first wife!
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      If they ever come up with a "shrinking course" let me know...

      Oh wait, I remember there is one - My first wife!
      lol ... what goes up must come down :p
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    Probably great that his career is over before he grows old, so his character will always be remembered the way it is.
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    Stop selling yourself short...
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    This entire post is comedy. Thanks for the laughs, everyone.
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      Can I volunteer for the before and after comparison testing?

      I promise to leave an honest review.
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      • Originally Posted by ShayRockhold View Post

        Can I volunteer for the before and after comparison testing?

        I promise to leave an honest review.
        OK - As long as you don't sell it short! :p
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          Ahem . . . I wouldn't touch this niche with a 10 inch pole.
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          • Profile picture of the author ShayB
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

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            Ahem . . . I wouldn't touch this niche with a 10 inch pole.
            If you had a pole that size, you wouldn't need to....
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  • Where's photo-shop when you really need it? :p


    Plus - I believe we have all used our 'internal coach' in this sport, at one time or another...:rolleyes:
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    Originally Posted by AnniePot View Post

    You would have to word your disclaimer very carefully, you wouldn't want to be held responsible for any cockups...
    I should think that as a coach, you would definitely want to be responsible for the cockups. Isn't that the point?

    Originally Posted by Cool Hand Luke View Post

    In all seriousness, this particular industry is not only risque, but by simply looking through reviews and reports on the products (or by looking at what ACTUAL doctors have to say) NONE of what they sell works. At all. Furthermore, I've seen articles that mention the "exercises" and some of the "magic pills" sold in this industry can actually damage a guy's equipment....Yikes.

    Basically, if you have any standards for what you sell online, it won't be anything related to this industry.
    Um, Luke ... here's a quote from my Warrior Swipe file for you:

    Seems you had a sense of humor bypass at birth. ~LeonardPayne

    Originally Posted by SEOExpert999 View Post

    This is funny but true. I will leave the coaching to the penis coaches. I am doing alright on my on.
    You're a self-taught man, eh?

    Originally Posted by rprieto60 View Post

    Now, I can't tell you whether or not 1-on1 coaching would work for this market, but I'm sure you could find out easily with some marketing research. You would have to spend a little time and/or money to get the right information.
    It would definitely take some hands-on experience to do all that research. Whoever decides to run with this idea should take volunteers so they can develop some upbeat case studies.

    Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

    YEARS!?!?!?!? YIKES! A lot of them are garbage anyway! Pills wouldn't work, etc... And I have checked out some of those "pharmacies". They look SO amatuer, etc... that I wouldn't trust them.

    Steve
    You've spent some time looking into this niche, haven't you, Steve? Hmmmm.

    Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

    Hmmm, any advice going on Penis shrinkage out there please?
    Yeah, like there is ANY market in that
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      Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post


      Yeah, like there is ANY market in that
      WHAT ?? !!! ..

      Tina is in this thread too??

      I thought only Men would talk about this "small" matter.
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  • I think it was Columbus who said: "I take my cues from whichever way the wind blows"...

    or maybe John Holmes...I forget -
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    hey its a related topic guys but a friend of mine has kinda a problem. He watched too much nudity (replacing the p word) and each time he watches an ad with a half naked or whatever pic, he becomes in PONR state which is a big problem for a lot addicts today. As an IM`er , what can he do? Will he be able to pursue his IM career if it affects his sex life?
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