Can I play

Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.

I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...

Apparently, you are not familiar with "Double super-secret post count"

It may look like it doesn't count...but, oh...it counts when it counts...when it's counted.

destroyed dreams You just many.

Bad boy!!

Lol. But they do add to our "Thanks" count.
(Shh.)

@ ThomM -
You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
amazing Tow Truck Motorcycle - YouTube

Great Share.

(Insert less than stellar signature here)

DAMN!!!!!!!!!

Channelling Yoda Fernando is.

Just came here to increase my post count...

Here spam bot...come and get it...

That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha

Dangit! I could sure use the post count increase

What......

Now THAT was funny...

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Now that would be awesome Thom!

Looks like this was needed where it is visible this morning...

Posts in OT forum DO NOT increase your post count.

Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?

It can't be my turn, I don't have a high enough post count.

Not yet anyway.

Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?

Just stopping by for a boost to my post count.

Did you guys know?

Pop tarts only have 5g of fat?

count me in, at least an addition to our exposure

You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.

is this true??

Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

Now you do.

We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!

Now I understand the meaning of OMG...

Outlaw Motorcycle Gang?
Operational Maneuver Group?
Open Messaging Group?
Ow, My Groin?

Ah man, I want that pizza. Now I have to go cook, you just made me severely hungry.

Is that the topic? Make people think they are starving to death? I think my sweat is turning red. It's your fault. Either that or I just took too much astaxathin.

Pizza can certainly be the topic. Nothing wrong with pizza.

Um..........what kinda sh*t are ya thinkin' of wantin' to nuke? I might be up for some fun.

Well if we could just develop a "poser seeking missile" that would save alot of manpower. I think we could start with the posers Sal, and move our way up to some of the stuff on Paul's digital cockroach list... We need some target practice before getting that heavy though.


Ps. Hey Kim looks fun, lets pick on him!

I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

Perhaps we should move on from Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?

Sounds like a Total waste of an afternoon :p.

Joe ...um...

Got any more of that pizza left?

Just one slice...

lol. thank god for this thread.

Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.

I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.

Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?

Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!

I wouldnt mind going rock hunting with Sal, or sitting around trying to whittle out some picks with Dennis maybe out of some bull horn or something and talking for hours. listening to him and Dave rib each other back and forth...

Only difference is, in a real world off topic setting... getting "Booted" over a political debate might have a new meaning. lol

This is a great group here.

Jim is still missing though... sorry to bring it up but that is bothersome. I know there isnt much anyone can do to get an answer...

Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.

HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.

Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

No horsing around though!

Fortunately for you folks I'm just dog tired tonight and as gentle as a lamb.

Oops - guess I should have checked out where Gareth is before I said that!

Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.

Hm, the puns came fast in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like we have slowed to a snails pace since.

Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?

Just throwing bait for the sharks....

Feeling fishy huh?

this post count thing really sucks...

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Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...

It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.

Owl believe that when it starts rainin' cats and dogs!!

Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?

I was having some misgibbons about this thread, but after a cup okapi I can see I had no claws for concern. I do like my refreshments. I'm enjoying a Coca-Koala now.

Ducking hell, this thread is really getting on my tits. It skinks to high heaven. I always gnu it would, in fact I toad you so earlier.

Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.

Coca-Koala ? :rolleyes:

Say 'Hello' to my "Little Friend"!
Scarface the Thirsty Bush Koala - YouTube

That's OK Sal, alpaca couple extra puns into this post so ewe won't egret going to bed and playing possum. I understand, when you need to catch 40 skinks, nothing else will do. I hope you have pheasant dreams.

Speaking of dreams, I dreamt the other night that I was choking a big bird and couldn't kill it. I was screaming, "Die ya rhea." Say that three times real fast.

Nighty-night, deer.

Another jackass.

Come now, I think you might be lion...

I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

Now for something completely different...

Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?

Maybe a undercover mod? You had beast be on your best beehiveiour.....the steaks are way too high.

I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!

i love this group, i need to up my post count.

Bill, you're not allowed to post in this thread unless you include at least one bad pun in your comment. Right now we're on animals of all kinds -- fish, fowl, and insects are also acceptable. Please honor the evolution of the thread or we will calf to beatle ewe until you cowply with our rules.

Wheat a minute, we're on bread puns now?

I doughnut know if I have any of those...

It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

Look it up. I had to.

So now we've gone from animal buns to bread buns.

Some of them having me roll-ing on the flour laughing.

Some of them though, would make Homer Simpson say DOUGH!!!

Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.

so this does not up my post count

Increase my killing power? hmmm

Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.

These puns are spiraling out of control...

This thread was beginning to see its end...orzo I thought...

I guess I better make a pun to stop the impenneding drop to the second page this thread is experiencing.

I don't have a pun filled story; but I do have a pun based Twitter account I'm following:

@omgthatspunny

For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......

Berry much so!

Watt,you didn't think that was bright enough?

Is it time to goose this thread?

If you want to continue with the puns, gopher it, Joe.

Take a deep breath, Joe. Flush that negativity out of your system. Envision it going down the drain. You'll soon be back to your old Charmin self again.

Alright, I'm good. Didn't mean to get pissed off like that!

GUYS LOOK! A BUNNY!

I feel all I have to say about this subject is a bunch of piddley little crap so I'll just butt out for awhile.

Fine, toilet jokes instead of bunnies . Relevant picture!

I don't know who authorized pictures to be substituted for puns, butt I plumb think it's cheating, even if the pics are very bunny.

Tank you.

The main forum is resembling diarrhea lately.

New here So hello guys =D

I was at a cash machine the other day when a little old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

lol, i am amazed this thread is still going strong? Is this even legal?

i don't think so.

GAHHH!

Bumping this important thread. Please dont forget to thank me.

Reminds me of a litle two step song a friend wrote, that I was always jealous of the hook ;

"Friends dont drive friends - To drinkin".

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I see you Eddie murphy.... I know who you are.... you the f--- you man right? I see all your movie....

another lazy weekend...no isea what to do...any (funny) suggestions?

The fertilizer business is a growing industry.

I went shopping today for some camouflage pants, but couldn't find any.

A pirate walks up to the bar.

The bartender notices the pirate has a ships wheel in the waistband of his pants.

Bartender says " Uh, ya know you got a ships wheel in your pants?"

Pirate says" AARGH! I know, Its driving me nuts!"

My friend has a butler who's had his left arm amputated. Serves him right.

So....the topic of the day is corn?

My tap dancing career came to a horrible end when I fell into the sink.

Today I got a complement on my driving. They left a note on the windscreen saying "Parking Fine".

My other friend asked me if I'd heard of Pavlov. I said the name rings a bell.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They never expect you to repay them.

Someone stole the toilet from the local police station. Detectives have nothing to go on.

I used to date an anaesthetist. She was a local girl.

The other day someone left some plasticine outside my door. i didn't know what to make of it.

When I was at school the teacher asked me "What does surrender mean?". I said "I give up".

Today I backed a horse at 20 to 1. It finally came in at quarter past five.

I'm currently reading a book called "The History Of Glue". I can't put it down.

A bloke walks into the doctor's surgery with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

I'm on an all whisky diet. I've lost three days so far.

Thank you very much, you've been a terrific audience.

I hope to see you all again next time I'm in town.

Goodnight!

Dammit, came too late to break up the combo!

Obviously, we need a bump.

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Something something something PUN!

Why should we increase our post ?

This is my first warrior post :confused:

[Question] I couldn't find how to do the boost post counts...
[Answer] I did a google search and now I know.

Google is so smarrt I don't neeed two no antything :p

after really deep study of this thread ,after hour and hours of deep research i am still quite confused and I am not sure if posting in this thread would increase my post count or not so here I am posting to test it .I see some people here with thousands of posts worried their post count is 2 low .How should I feel with a post count of only ONE?

i see .my post count did not go up.where shoul I post so that my post count WILL go up or do i have to pay for that also here in the Warrior forum?

From Reddit (too long to post as a picture...).

All the Puns!

Wish I had a prescription myself... Freaks me out that 7 year kids are on it though and spending half their life walking around that way. Back when I was younger, I snorted things that were less powerful. Its really a shame if you ask me that they put kids on stuff like that.

Sorry to get all solemn on ya!

Oh no it`s not!

When you say "fattie", you are talking about milk and cookies,aren't you?
(-Richard Pryor).

If only that was 88 in a day. I could be the forum's top poster by the end of the year .

Then I would reveal myself as as Billy Donovan, the Florida Gators basketball program, the 2004 New England Patriots, and of course Po Stobinson, all posting under one account.

I want to steal a cheesecake. And that's not funny either.

Where did my cheesecake go? It was here a minute ago.

Nice information are gather here. Thanks all.

Now you're just making her mad...

Ok...that's IT!

Leave Oprah alone.

Did we go too far?

Too late...she already heard.

Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........

I'm on a ....



But I know it's a dead end over here.

Go on, you weirdos.

Annoying question: anyone up for a drink later on? I buy.

Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.

Hey Hey!!

No one is allowed to drink and post!

Nevermind. RANDOM TOPIC CHANGE!

Oh, we're just going to go 24 hours without posting here? Not on my watch.

It's not hard to figure out...

just commenting this thread to know its true or not..

Ok....who left the lights on down here?

interesting topic

Roses are are often red
Violets are usually blue
"A change of pace," he said,
"is surely overdue."

So make a rhyme for us regs
Who hang out in the bar
And we'll tap a couple kegs
And cheer for you, our star!

Rhyming is not my thing.
I'm not one to rap or wear bling.
So asking me to play a poet
is foolish, surely you know it?
But because I enjoy this thread
and I'm too lazy to get out of this bed
I'll try my best to play along,
at least it's better than us bursting into song.

Relevant to the new topic:

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - YouTube

I'm the motherflippin...Hai!

Laughed so hard, I hurt myself.....Steve....

Give me some Old school
Run-DMC,
Sir Mix-a-lot,
LL Cool J,
Doug E.Fresh,
or the Beastie Boys

(Based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics so read to that beat)

*Clears Throat*

In East Orlando not born but raised
A crappy old Burger King is where I spent most of my days.
Flipping Burgers, managing kids, thinking I was cool
Not spending as much time as I should have focusing on School.
One day I finally realized my life was no good
something something something neighborhood!
Took of my name tag and said "I no longer care!"
"I'm going to work on the internet and become a millionaire!"

I would browse the WSO section every other day
continuously telling myself "there must be an easy way"
It took awhile to realize that no one was giving me a free meal ticket
So I followed better people and told the scammers to kick it.

Starting out with services wasn't too bad
I could balance everything like it was a college class
If this is what working online would be like
Then I had no qualms, I would be alright.


...I'm too lazy to finish.

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I got my hat...on.
I got my boots...dusty.
I wanna do a cowboy
Yippie yi Yippi yi

Or close enough anyhow.

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You just made me upset. I have a question for you, does posting in the off topic section get us backlinks ? If yes, then I have no problem as long as I am getting a good backlink for my keyword.

Hey, thanks Bill that is very informative!

It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof.

would be awesome Thom!

bummer! too funny

Well,

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.

They warned her about going Out and getting Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.

And, when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay'.

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to PEI P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge.

Peter Mansbridge!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Peter Mansbridge because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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A COMMONTATER :p

Is this thread still going? I hope to increase my post count.

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WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!

Way to kill the thread with a Pink Floyd song, Terra...

And once again it's time for our irregularly scheduled public service announcement...

Prison walls are never built to scale.

Give a man a stolen credit card & he'll eat like a king for a day. Teach a man to phish & he'll be set for life. -- Ancient Nigerian proverb

Man. You really had to dig back a ways to find somewhere to post that gem, eh?

No effort is too great.

It's Alive!

Are you people STILL here...?

(You too Joe!)

Couldn't be helped, Dave - someone left the lights on. Glad we came in to investigate though - there's still a full case of Asti under the bar. Good grief we're getting sloppy.

Is this the thread where we post to boost our "thanked" count?

I can tell a joke if that helps. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Three. Ha ha!

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Jokes? I don't do jokes. This sucks.

Talk about a slow day on WF But it's a fun day anyway. Have fun!

Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?

Well, it's about time you added pictures to something today, Joe.

Nice share.

That's nice for Joe that they have plumbing in Florida now.

ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count

I'm King? Well, I'll make you guys regret that decision. Muahahahahahahaha.

I hope this count because i need it

Joe: your presence is requested is the useless skills thread. Please be prompt.

Man this thread was so inspiring Dave, I just wanted to thank you for the contribution because I really feel it changed my life.... The content in this thread is GOLD.

Just wanted to say thanks man, someday Im gonna pay you back for all your thread has done for me.

ty, need to creater a topic with a picture so i need posts

Achoo!

Oops, look what was under the rug...

Was I just made the butt of a joke?

All these animal butt puns are asinine.

I think its not correct because some of my posts will be in the off topic form but i had get counted that post.

Well, I didn't get much done today, I feel like a bum! I think I'll go have myself a Hineyken!

This is so funny.

I also don't see any assets in being a spammer, dung gone it.

Really - it was just a piddly little post by some never-will-be peeon. Just ignore it - nothing to streak your undies over.

ooooh, look its a flying elephant ! !
(just to change the subject)

Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.

How odd, I was checking my Disney thread right before this! I guess It's a Small World After All!

Just testing if they actually don't increase posts counts....

I hired a little Mer-maid once, I had to fire her.
She cleaned house like a fish out of water...
Budump ba bum!

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Sorry, what were you saying Terra? I hit play and was lost in Fantasyland. You should know better than to put a Disney song in front of me .

I'm sure Joe thinks it's Fantasia the way this thread has turned to all things Disney, Fun & Fancy Free and all that, but I think it's An Extremely Goofy MOViE.

Now Joe - don't blame Terra if you flubber your work. Nothing to get Sneezy about.

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zaaaaaaaaaaaaapinggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

Hauls in 25 gallon tub of butter.

Let's get freaky.

Am I at 2,000 yet?..

Damnit

Thanks for trying to put a little gusto in my life guys. Um........sorry. I don't LIKE little gustos.

I'm glad this thread is still alive. The world needs this thread.

The next post will be reply #666

I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: I'm not, but I wanted the post. Hopefully nothing bad happenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss

Joe Died.

You've doomed us all.

All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?

lol at everyone thinking this actually works.

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Contrary to popular belief,
There is every reason to believe.
-Mulder, circa 1996(?)

Bump. Because some people need help...

14 sites of spamm hahaha. This is my favourite thread!

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