Use your back pocket, that's what I do.
By the way, your wallet is wet:rolleyes:

If you drive fast enough you can use mine cause I'm not stopping..
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A tree in the woods maybe? Depends on if it's a number 1 or 2...

Screw the toilet where's the flipping bar?!

Take your pick from these

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Use the creek Its a good place to drop a load heck until I was 11 thats what we used then we got rich and had an outhouse. How I rember 1989 when we put a quaterstick on dyanmite in that f en outhouse . I must say crap went flying..

Ah gee, Suthan. Sorry dude. We don't have a toilet any more - couldn't pay the toilet tax and they sold it via a tax lien certificate. We are putting up an out house at the moment. It all wouldn't be so bad, but we expected the guy who bought it to take it with him and I'm really getting annoyed at having to wait to use the shower.

Lol I still rember when my girlfriend back in 86 asked to use the bathroom I was sad to say its under repair because I did not want her to know I used an out house. We had to get water from the hole in the ground. Luckely in 89 we had running water. Was fun living in the sticks but at the same time was kinda like living in the stone ages.

Here's Kevin Riley's you can use it

You could use mine.

haha! that was a funny question !