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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

    where is the toilet?

    If you drive fast enough you can use mine cause I'm not stopping..
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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    Screw the toilet where's the flipping bar?!
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by ZigZag View Post

      Screw the toilet where's the flipping bar?!
      This is the bar. You sir, are officially cut off...

      Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

      where is the toilet?
      CTABUK already showed us where the toilets are: http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...-facility.html

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      • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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        Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

        This is the bar. You sir, are officially cut off...
        I better drink another beer then because that didn't make any sense. *Nudges Jared* Lighten up big fella. We're all here to help each other and have fun. Remember that.

        Did I tell you about the time where I picked up a stripper in Holland. Well ... There we were minding our own business *Burp* ... And ...
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        • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
          Originally Posted by ZigZag View Post

          I better drink another beer then because that didn't make any sense. *Nudges Jared* Lighten up big fella. We're all here to help each other and have fun. Remember that.

          Did I tell you about the time where I picked up a stripper in Holland. Well ... There we were minding our own business *Burp* ... And ...
          OK, seriously, you should put down the beer before you hurt yourself.

          Here's a tidbit that should make sense of it all for you... us "locals" have been referring to the OT forum as "The Bar" for ages now... and we don't like strangers *Nudging* anyone around here.

          That invades our personal space. Try *Nudging* me or my friends in a real life bar sometime... I don't know you, and I don't know why you would think it is ok to rub shoulders with me.

          Maybe if I got to know you, and we exchanged "virtual handshakes", things may be different.

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          • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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            Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

            OK, seriously, you should put down the beer before you hurt yourself.

            Here's a tidbit that should make sense of it all for you... us "locals" have been referring to the OT forum as "The Bar" for ages now... and we don't like strangers *Nudging* anyone around here.

            That invades our personal space. Try *Nudging* me or my friends in a real life bar sometime... I don't know you, and I don't know why you would think it is ok to rub shoulders with me.

            Maybe if I got to know you, and we exchanged "virtual handshakes", things may be different.

            I'm a cynic. I do not trust anyone who I do not know personally.

            Jared
            Gotta love the off topic forum.

            I see why Allen made that sticky post now. What kind of bar is this? The "Let's-Take-Everything-Seriously-And-Argue-With-Each-Other-Bar." I'm going next door to mingle with the fun and friendly people.

            *Burp* *Nudge* *Fart*
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  • Profile picture of the author Gringo
    Use the creek Its a good place to drop a load heck until I was 11 thats what we used then we got rich and had an outhouse. How I rember 1989 when we put a quaterstick on dyanmite in that f en outhouse . I must say crap went flying..
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Ah gee, Suthan. Sorry dude. We don't have a toilet any more - couldn't pay the toilet tax and they sold it via a tax lien certificate. We are putting up an out house at the moment. It all wouldn't be so bad, but we expected the guy who bought it to take it with him and I'm really getting annoyed at having to wait to use the shower.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Ah gee, Suthan. Sorry dude. We don't have a toilet any more - couldn't pay the toilet tax and they sold it via a tax lien certificate. We are putting up an out house at the moment. It all wouldn't be so bad, but we expected the guy who bought it to take it with him and I'm really getting annoyed at having to wait to use the shower.
      I thought we had a brand new facility that David fought so hard to get...

      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post

      I have spoken at length with Admin here at Warriors. I put forward the fact that whereas we have a great off topic section there are no real live facilities for us to 'well, as the girls would say' 'to powder their noses' and as the guys would say 'somewhere to let it all hang out'.

      So without further ado the facility linked below this post are now in place for you all to use. You will notice that Warrior armour and weapons will be made available and a field is being provided for 'reinactment battles' after all, what is a Warrior without somewhere to use their skills?

      I suggest that over this weekend you all write to Warriors admin and thank them for this generous facility.
      Originally Posted by CTABUK View Post



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  • Profile picture of the author Gringo
    Lol I still rember when my girlfriend back in 86 asked to use the bathroom I was sad to say its under repair because I did not want her to know I used an out house. We had to get water from the hole in the ground. Luckely in 89 we had running water. Was fun living in the sticks but at the same time was kinda like living in the stone ages.
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  • Profile picture of the author janicejan
    You could use mine.



    No need to flush, detonates by itself when you stop. lol
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