I got Glasses Today -Now I look like Michael Hiles Twin Brother!

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I got some reading glasses today after a road of denial. MAN the Warrior forum looks awesome now!

It appears I have become a bit near sighted.

Havent read this well in years, nor typed this well! Should have done it much sooner.

Just wanted to testify.

OMG , my work is so much easier!

If you are getting hazy at all dont delay. It's sooo worth it. You literally do not know how much clearer things can look!

  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Is that why all your previous posts were an incomprehensible matrix of desktop symbols?

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Yeah John, I got to the point where I could only read my computer for about an hour or two and then I couldn't make out the words. I got "computer" glasses about 2 years ago. I don't use them until I need to each day, but I've noticed I can go 3 or 4 hours without them now. I think my eyes are getting better!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    @ Yukon & Bravo

    You guys are hilarious.

    Bravo I would have thought my rambling was less comprehendable than the symbols

    (Cool graphic BTW )

    @ Dennis, yeah I kinda like em, I mean, Im very thankful its amazing how the WF looks to me right now as compared to yesterday, I really didnt know how bad it had gotten, but obviously worse than I'd thought.

    They look kinda "GQ" too in way so I think I can get used to that! I'd rather be a intelligent looking middle aged man than a blind one who is still trying to pretend he looks 25. lol
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    Picture or it didn't happen.
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    It takes 50 shots to make me "look" good fernando, that'll be a whole days project. lol


    Ps. But it only took ONE pair of glasses - bada -bing!


    How bout a pay pal screen shot instead!
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Lucky you. I've been wearing glasses since I was about 10. Blind as a bat without them.

      All in all, they're not so bad. Make me look real geeky. And you know how women just LOVE us geeks.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      It takes 50 shots to make me look good fernando, that'll be a whole days project. lol


      Ps. But it only took ONE pair of glasses - bada -bing!


      How bout a pay pal screen shot instead!
      Hey John,

      You could get around that and just take a shot of your new glasses.

      Fernando already knows that you're real.

      Terra
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    So, how many fingers am I holding up?
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      So, how many fingers am I holding up?
      Are you trying to say he's number one?
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    • Profile picture of the author John Durham
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      So, how many fingers am I holding up?



      12!!!

      See, before I wouldnt have noticed the other two! This is such an improvement!

      @ Terra, i didnt take him that way.... but I now know that YOU know Im real, so cool!


      Okay, okay, I'll prove it darn it. here you go....:


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      • Profile picture of the author KimW
        Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

        12!!!

        See, before I wouldnt have noticed the other two! This is such an improvement!

        @ Terra, i didnt take him that way.... but I now know that YOU know Im real, so cool!


        Okay, okay, I'll prove it darn it. here you go....:



        That's amazing John, you actually COULD be Michael's twin!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    John,

    Bet I am not the only one curious to check these similarities between you and Michael.

    Are you game or what?

    :p
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    • Profile picture of the author John Durham
      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      John,

      Bet I am not the only one curious to check these similarities between you and Michael.

      Are you game or what?

      :p

      ROTFLMAO!


      I "get" fernando! You have that hilarious humor that only seasoned warriors have. I should hang out in the "main" more and learn something.

      Dont have a cam handy ATM but will soon Im sure. Need a new pic anyway. lol
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

        ROTFLMAO!


        I "get" fernando! You have that hilarious humor that only seasoned warriors have. I should hang out in the "main" more and learn something.

        Dont have a cam handy ATM but will soon Im sure. Need a new pic anyway. lol
        Don't need a camera John. A simple 3 step procedure and you can take your picture using your monitor...

        Bored.com - Take A Free Picture Online Using Your Monitor
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  • You guys are trippin'...this is Michael Hiles without his glasses!!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    Lol Dave. I tried it!

    Close resemblance actually.



    Another seasoned Warrior comedian!


    Ps. Sorry. I ate my glasses. Excuse me, i have butts to sniff now, must be going. Ooooh, another tree, wonder if anyone has pee'd on that one yet!



    Awe forget it. I'll never be funny, its pointless!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    The worst part about glasses (to me) is trying to keep the lenses clean. It seems like I'm always looking through spots.
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    Now what am I going to do with all of my "Blind" John Durham blues albums?

    PS...Guys and gals...I guess this means we better stop with all those posts making fun of John...He can see them now.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Now what am I going to do with all of my "Blind" John Durham blues albums?

      PS...Guys and gals...I guess this means we better stop with all those posts making fun of John...He can see them now.
      I've been deleting posts for hours...
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        I've been deleting posts for hours...
        I have been too...I figure at this rate I'll have all of mine replaced or deleted within the next couple of weeks or so...I'm just concerned by deleting all my "John jokes", I'll lose most of my "thanks".
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        • Profile picture of the author John Durham
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          ...I'm just concerned by deleting all my "John jokes", I'll lose most of my "thanks".
          Just got that one lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    RTFLMAO Kurt and Dve, now that was funny, but too late I've dopne quoted you on half of them.

    Use to you could write that stuff slow, cuz I couldnt read too fast.... But not I see, all that led zepplin stuff was just to make me the butt of some kind of quickly typed Joke.
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    Lol. I have been up writing pitches for almost 24 hours Kurt about to fall over. Thats Classic! Time to crash.

    Thats a sign if I ever "saw" :rolleyes: one!

    Ps. Doesnt this dog look like he would be a good friend for my grandson (Avatar)?
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