'Real Life' Barbie Doll

12 years ago

Look, I'll admit it. She's hot. But, she's also creepy...which makes her even hotter.
I have issues...

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ThomM 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Look, I'll admit it. She's hot. But, she's also creepy...which makes her even hotter.
I have issues...

I think I've got the same issues
I kept wondering what she would look like without make-up.
Then there it was in the last pic.
wow
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- Dan Riffle 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ThomM
  
  I think I've got the same issues
  I kept wondering what she would look like without make-up.
  Then there it was in the last pic.
  wow
  
  Here's a few sans makeup pics for ya, Thom:
  
  'Living Doll' Valeria Lukyanova Before And After Make-Up: What Did She Do To Become World?s Most Convincing Real-Life Barbie? (PHOTOS) - International Business Times
  
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Big Rob

12 years ago

caution:Spoiler alert!

Think Austin Powers when I say...

"IT,S A MAN, BABY!"

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Dan Riffle 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

caution:Spoiler alert!

Think Austin Powers when I say...

"IT,S A MAN, BABY!"

I checked this before I posted and couldn't find any proof. I've gotten a little skeptical since the most recent Miss Universe pageant scandal. I prefer the older days, when you could tell the she-dudes by their Adam's apples and knuckle hair.
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

caution:Spoiler alert!

Think Austin Powers when I say...

"IT,S A MAN, BABY!"

There's a little test check Crocodile Dundee used to have for that...:rolleyes:
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Linkology

12 years ago

Meh, I see better looking women than her walking around my local shopping mall...

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Dan Riffle 12 years ago

Originally Posted by ListBuilding

Meh, I see better looking women than her walking around my local shopping mall...

Apples and oranges. You'd have to see this chick in person for a proper comparison.
Of course, she's not the end all. But, again, I dig creepy chicks.
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ericbryant

12 years ago

Freaky, and a good marketing idea.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

IMAGINE IF BARBIE, THAT ICONIC plastic ho (thanks, Urban Dictionary) became a "real" woman. How would she look? Considering that there are 3 billion women on the planet who don't look like Barbie, only 8 women in the world even come close.

If Barbie were a real woman, her head would be the same circumference as her waist, meaning she'd have room for only half a liver and a few inches of intestines, (as opposed to the usual 26 feet). The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition.

To look like Barbie proportionally, a healthy woman would need to add 61 cm to her height, subtract 15 cm from her waist, add 13 cm to her chest, and 8 cm to her neck length.

Because Barbie's neck is twice as long as the average human's, it would be impossible for her to hold up her head. Her legs are 50 percent longer than her arms, (the average woman's legs are only 20 percent longer than her arms). She'd also have to walk on all fours (her feet are so disproportionately small, her chest would pull her forward onto her toes).

REAL WOMEN
Average woman's height is 5'4″
Their weight is approx. 140 lbs.
They wear a size 14 dress
Their bust is between 36″ and 37″ (B cup)
Their waist is between 30″ and 34″
Their hips average between 40″ and 42″
Their shoe size is estimated to be between 8.5 and 9.5

BARBIE
Barbie's height would be 7'2″
Her weight would be 101 lbs.
She would wear a size 4 dress
Her bust would be 39″ (FF cup)
Her waist would be 19″ (same as her head)
Her hips would be 33″
Her shoe size would be a 5

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

BARBIE
Barbie's height would be 7'2″
Her weight would be 101 lbs.
She would wear a size 4 dress
Her bust would be 39″ (FF cup)
Her waist would be 19″ (same as her head)
Her hips would be 33″
Her shoe size would be a 5

Other than being a little tall, what's wrong with this?

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Kay King 12 years ago

So - looking like a plastic doll is a good thing?

Who would have thunk it?
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Joe Mobley 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Other than being a little tall, what's wrong with this?

7'2" with 39FF boobs? She'd poke my eye out.

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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Mobley
  
  7'2" with 39FF boobs? She'd poke my eye out.
  
  Joe "Patch" Mobley
  
  Well...they always told you, if you keep doin' that you were going to go blind...:p
  
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 12 years ago

Those are the creepiest, deadest eyes I have ever seen...

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Dan Riffle 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Those are the creepiest, deadest eyes I have ever seen...

I know! Hot, right?!
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- Joseph Robinson Banned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I know! Hot, right?!
  
  I think you are my favorite Warrior. Ever.
  
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  I think you are my favorite Warrior. Ever.
  
  I will be in Orlando next week. The first <enter whatever # you want> drinks are on me.
  
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Power Solutions

12 years ago

Just freaky with makeup. I prefer her natural look without makeup. Although that waist seems pretty ridiculous to be natural.

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k2leet

12 years ago

saw this on yahoo news actually a few hours ago. pretty creepy stuff. impressive, but most definitely creepy. a lot of people calling shens on it (supposedly photoshopped) but who knows, crazy as hell.