Dinosaur Farts Caused Jurassic Global Warming

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I couldn't believe it when I found this article this morning.

The only polite thing I can say is that I'm glad I didn't live way back when, lol!

Dinosaur Farts Caused Jurassic Global Warming



Terra
  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    ...And with 7 billion humans on the planet we now know what the main cause is.

    Beans.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Hmmm,

      So what do you call a scientist that studies fart output anyway? :confused:

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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Hmmm,

        So what do you call a scientist that studies fart output anyway? :confused:

        Terra
        In older times they were referred to as "pneumatists"...
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Hmmm,

        So what do you call a scientist that studies fart output anyway? :confused:

        Terra
        I'd call them full of sh...


        BS.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
    Terra, please don't give anybody any ideas, carbon dioxide is about to be taxed in Australia, the last thing we need is to have methane taxed as well.

    -Chris
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Chris Worner View Post

      Terra, please don't give anybody any ideas, carbon dioxide is about to be taxed in Australia, the last thing we need is to have methane taxed as well.

      -Chris
      Hey!

      Don't blame me!

      I didn't do the study! I'm not one of those smeller fellers that did the study in the UK.

      Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
      Originally Posted by Chris Worner View Post

      Terra, please don't give anybody any ideas, carbon dioxide is about to be taxed in Australia, the last thing we need is to have methane taxed as well.

      -Chris
      At the moment Australian polly's are so full of ship, if they all farted at once we would be just a extinct as those dinosaurs
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by tryinhere View Post

        At the moment Australian polly's are so full of ship, if they all farted at once we would be just a extinct as those dinosaurs
        Show them you think it's Treason!



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  • Profile picture of the author maxi
    Taxing for carbon footprint is taxing your farts. Oh and what do you call a scientist who studies farts? Answer: My husband!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by maxi View Post

      Taxing for carbon footprint is taxing your farts. Oh and what do you call a scientist who studies farts? Answer: My husband!

      Competitive is he?
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Jeez, something stinks in here! (que rimshot..)

    Miss T, you are definitely cooking with gas! (see above)

    To those of you from Newark, it must smell like home.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      Jeez, something stinks in here! (que rimshot..)

      Miss T, you are definitely cooking with gas! (see above)

      To those of you from Newark, it must smell like home.
      This thread's starting to make not one whiff of sense...
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    So does the combined flatulence of humans and farm animals contribute to global warming? Will there be legislation in the future to make it legally obligatory to wear fart-filtering underwear? Is this a secret information campaign being broadcast by the makers of these products:
    Under Tec Store For Fart-Filtering Underwear


    Flatulence & Incontinence Underwear | healthcare underwear for the relief of incontinence & bad flatulence odours | myShreddies.com
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    Project HERE.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    But this is good news! -- You see - we are leaving the inter-glacial period and cannot support 7 billion people if it gets colder. So all we have to do is feed people a LOT of beans (politicians are great at that one) and the world will stay warm so we can grow enough to feed everyone.

    Problems solved.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I believe the formal term is Flautuologist, Dennis.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Thomas233 View Post

      they were referred to as "pneumatists"
      I'm not sure you spelled that right.
      Are you sure it wasn't "fumeatists" or maybe "phewmatists"?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Who the heck is Thomas233? I thought Dave said that.

        How the heck did you do that Sal?

        Morning coffee ~ check

        Eye exam ~ check (just two days ago when renewing my drivers license, actually)

        Umm, what the heck? :confused:

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Who the heck is Thomas233? I thought Dave said that.

          How the heck did you do that Sal?

          Morning coffee ~ check

          Eye exam ~ check (just two days ago when renewing my drivers license, actually)

          Umm, what the heck? :confused:

          Terra
          Another copy and paster.

          Saw one in another thread that was repairing Thom's garage roof. If Thom had known that, he wouldn't have done it already...
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Thanks Dave!

            That makes perfect sense! I thought, umm, I thought....

            Well, I'm not sure what I thought, but I feel better now, haha!

            Sheesh! Apparently that dude sucked! I'm sure Thom wouldn't have re-repaired his garage roof if that guy had done a proper job of it!

            Terra
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