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YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT?

by highhopes
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i lived near a holiday resort and as a teenager had a ball of a time meeting people ( especially girls on holiday)

I met this lass from England, a very charming petite girl, all clad in her standard two piece bathing costume.

I thought, hmmm, she is a little jewel. well spoken, fine manners, indeed above my council house station in life, but she must have decided I had something interesting to offer on that sunny afternoon and so we got friendly and I suggested I would show her a bit of the beach, etc. We began to walked a little over the rocky terrain, Then she said looking up at the square hole in the side of the cliff, which is about 45-50 ft up from the ground, " what`s that there", oh I said that is one of my exercise routines around here, oh, `what do you mean`, she said, Well, I climb up there it keeps me fit, shall we do it? I asked, don't worry, just stay close to me you`ll be ok, I said.

When I got half way up, I realised I got a bit stuck. ( Not having climbed up there at all before, it was me showing off!) Imagine this, it was a very hot day, the sun was on the backs of us like as if someone was holding an electric fire about 6 inches from our backs, the sweat was starting to flow like as if I was pi**ing myself, she was just below me at about that stage, when your muscles have decided to go on temporary leave, frozen like cramp, the stony out crops were getting dustier and more unstable as we progressed to this stage of the climb.

Thoughts by now seemed to be racing through my mind, why didn't I suggest something a little less life threatening? what if I / we slip, the sound of crunching ankles were now prominent in my mind, my ears must have been deaf to her panicky cries as my only thoughts were how do I save myself, there was no chance of me wasting energy trying to save her, too risky.
Realising I was stuck fast and going nowhere until my sweaty tired hands lost their grip, I answered her cries and suggested we perform a controlled jump or try and climb back down. Before I had finished my sentence, a feline silhouette-like figure as if supported by a magical hand, drifted above me and a soft calm voice spoke: she said, "GIVE ME YOUR HAND".
With no other meaningful suggestions to offer her, I gratefully accepted. Slowly and steadily, we ( me and her) traversed the remaining hard yards to the safety of the big square opening...In disbelief, I was speechless as we sat against the cave walls inside, but eventually spoke in soft humble voice, How did you do that?
To my amazement she was humoured by the whole thing, she said, " I have been climbing with my whole family since I could walk" Yes she was an experienced rock climber.

I don’t know how to end the story but it was all true. Needless to say I can`t remember seeing her again, embarrassment was the key I think!!!!!

But I do know she saved my bacon if not my pride that day.
so I happened to visit on the weekend and took this photo. most of the cave frontage has collapsed, it gave me shivers, the thought of it now i am wiser.
DO YOU HAVE A STORY????

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  • Profile picture of the author JoeUK
    Probably when I went to a NYE party when I was sixteen and my teacher was there! All my classmates subsequently found out and started to refer to my teacher as my aunty haha
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Originally Posted by JoeUK View Post

      Probably when I went to a NYE party when I was sixteen and my teacher was there! All my classmates subsequently found out and started to refer to my teacher as my aunty haha
      more info needed here Joe, what happened with the teacher at the party, ( opposite sex e.g.?????) truth needed here!
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        I guess your all perfect eh?
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          Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

          I guess your all perfect eh?
          Or in my case having so many of them you can't pick the worst
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        • Profile picture of the author jimbo13
          When I was 26 I met a girl whilst travelling round Northern India.

          She was into animals. Lucky for me I was a 'Vet'

          Well, that was until a couple of weeks later when our little mini bus hit a dog and she insisted the driver stop - no one else was bothered just her.

          I will always remember kneeling down on the floor with one knee just looking at this dying dog and her feet willing the ground to open.

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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            When you have lived as many decades as I have, the incidents are so numerous, it takes too long to go through and remember them all to try and choose a "most" out of them. :p

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  • Profile picture of the author Halcyon
    Personally I'd prefer not to publicly air my most embarrassing moments. Well...because they're too embarrassing.
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      During a trip to Amsterdam was I was younger, I was sitting with a friend on the cruise ship looking out of the window enjoying one of those stubby cans of Heiniken that we bought from the duty free on board.

      A cocksure Austrailian guy approaches our table and asks if he can borrow on of my unopened cans from the 6 pack I had. Confused and assuming he was just taking the liberty to ask for a can, I gave him one. Instead of proceeding to open the can to drink it, he pulled out a bottle of Bud from his back pocket and somehow used the can to pop the top off his bottle. He thanked me and walked off putting my can back on the table.

      Waters were rough that night. Everything was flying off the shelves in duty free. I ended up buying bottles of beer a little later and another can just to try out this bottle opening technique that the guy done.

      Dressed smartly, I sat down with a bottle and can in hand and proceeded to attempt this technique, half drunk and not knowing what the hell I was doing, or if indeed these cans had been subject to the madness that was going on in duty free.

      The technique wasn't working so I applied a little more force. It still ddn't work. I applied considereable force burst straight through the can with the entire contents exploding into my face. There was a group of attractive Asian women opposite me a few tables up who were literally creased over laughing mimicking my actions and the explosion.

      I quietly slipped off to my cabin to change my clothes comforted in the knowledge I had humoured them.....
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      • Profile picture of the author highhopes
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        When you have lived as many decades as I have, the incidents are so numerous, it takes too long to go through and remember them all to try and choose a "most" out of them. :p

        Terra
        C`mon Terra we want to know!!!

        Originally Posted by Halcyon View Post

        Personally I'd prefer not to publicly air my most embarrassing moments. Well...because they're too embarrassing.
        Your in good company here...we wont sell your story honest! go on spill the beans.

        Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

        During a trip to Amsterdam was I was younger, I was sitting with a friend on the cruise ship looking out of the window enjoying one of those stubby cans of Heiniken that we bought from the duty free on board.

        A cocksure Austrailian guy approaches our table and asks if he can borrow on of my unopened cans from the 6 pack I had. Confused and assuming he was just taking the liberty to ask for a can, I gave him one. Instead of proceeding to open the can to drink it, he pulled out a bottle of Bud from his back pocket and somehow used the can to pop the top off his bottle. He thanked me and walked off putting my can back on the table.

        Waters were rough that night. Everything was flying off the shelves in duty free. I ended up buying bottles of beer a little later and another can just to try out this bottle opening technique that the guy done.

        Dressed smartly, I sat down with a bottle and can in hand and proceeded to attempt this technique, half drunk and not knowing what the hell I was doing, or if indeed these cans had been subject to the madness that was going on in duty free.

        The technique wasn't working so I applied a little more force. It still ddn't work. I applied considereable force burst straight through the can with the entire contents exploding into my face. There was a group of attractive Asian women opposite me a few tables up who were literally creased over laughing mimicking my actions and the explosion.

        I quietly slipped off to my cabin to change my clothes comforted in the knowledge I had humoured them.....
        Ha ha classic Dan i can immagine

        Another time was when I had taken this new girl friend to an Italian Restaurant in Town.
        We were both quite nervous and after we had finished our meals, the waiter came over and offered us more red wine, you know how they fill your glass up from the bottle on the table.

        The wine was starting to work and i was getting quite self assured of myself, so much so i was in high humour tempo...( thinking to myself, hey I am the cool dude tonight)
        Just as i broke into one of my stories, holding my glass of wine, gazing at her intently and leaning back on the back two legs of my chair....suddenly BANG, I leaned to much and I ended up on my back and managed to hold on to something on the way down, Yep, what I grabbed was the table cloth complete with bottle of wine, dinner plates, flowers in vase, etc, etc.

        As I stared at the ceiling in the lying down position on the hard timber floor, i was conscious of a silence I had not experienced before, no more chattering of fellow diners in this packed out dining room....no sound? then i slowly turned my head I viewed the spilled contents of wine, left over dinner, flowers and other unmentionable things decorating my body! Still lying there I turned my head all around to other tables and realised I was the centre of attention......then the voice of my evening`s date sounding concerned cried; " Are you OK" ? Then without thinking I answered her, " Call the waiter and get some more of that wine darling, it`s rocket fuel" with that there was an almighty roar of laughter as the whole restaurant erupted....It sort of made me less embarressed as the waiters came over and cleaned me down ...
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
          Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

          C`mon Terra we want to know!!!


          Your in good company here...we wont sell your story honest! go on spill the beans.


          Ha ha classic Dan i can immagine

          Another time was when I had taken this new girl friend to an Italian Restaurant in Town.
          We were both quite nervous and after we had finished our meals, the waiter came over and offered us more red wine, you know how they fill your glass up from the bottle on the table.

          The wine was starting to work and i was getting quite self assured of myself, so much so i was in high humour tempo...( thinking to myself, hey I am the cool dude tonight)
          Just as i broke into one of my stories, holding my glass of wine, gazing at her intently and leaning back on the back two legs of my chair....suddenly BANG, I leaned to much and I ended up on my back and managed to hold on to something on the way down, Yep, what I grabbed was the table cloth complete with bottle of wine, dinner plates, flowers in vase, etc, etc.

          As I stared at the ceiling in the lying down position on the hard timber floor, i was conscious of a silence I had not experienced before, no more chattering of fellow diners in this packed out dining room....no sound? then i slowly turned my head I viewed the spilled contents of wine, left over dinner, flowers and other unmentionable things decorating my body! Still lying there I turned my head all around to other tables and realised I was the centre of attention......then the voice of my evening`s date sounding concerned cried; " Are you OK" ? Then without thinking I answered her, " Call the waiter and get some more of that wine darling, it`s rocket fuel" with that there was an almighty roar of laughter as the whole restaurant erupted....It sort of made me less embarressed as the waiters came over and cleaned me down ...

          I think that just about tops every story!!

          Awesome!
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          • Profile picture of the author highhopes
            Originally Posted by bacardi View Post

            I was in a friends red car and he parked outside a takeaway restaurant and I ran in to wait and get our order. Little did I know he had moved to a new parking place.

            I casually walked out the shop over to where the red car was (there was a new red car here), and I went in the passenger side and just sat down. I wondered where my friend was but thought nothing of it, maybe he nipped out to other shop.

            Shortly afterwards this woman approached the car and knocked on the window. I had no idea what she was wanting, she eventually opened the door and asked me basically who the f*&k was I and what was I doing.

            At that point I realised I was sat in the wrong car. My friend by the way sat at some distance and witnessed all this but thought it was too funny to resist from not happening.
            that is a funny story...that happened to my mate too. My two mates and i used to go to music events every Saturday night and took it in turn to drive ( alcohol free driver) One night my mate and drove to pick up the other mate. I parked outside his house while the other one went to knock his door, as he was doing that I reversed down the street a bit in a better parking space. Meanwhile another identical car like mine pulled up and parked in the original place i parked....back came my friend from knocking the door and opened the stranger`s car door and sat in the passenger seat. Startled by this the stranger said humorously to my mate, " where are we going tonight then"? So funny


            Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

            I think that just about tops every story!!

            Awesome!
            thanks Dan, i can be so articulate for most of the time, then this Frank spencer moment takes over form time to time! LOL
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            • Profile picture of the author highhopes
              Oh god, here is another one my Motor cycle days.
              Well my mate had this motor bike and side car. I traveled in the side car when I decided mot to take my bike out. One day we decided to do to a nearby beach resort.
              Now this mate of mine took the roof off the side car and did quite a few alterations to his Triumph Bonneville to increase the sportiness of it. ( we were into bike racing in those days.

              Well ok, as we were nearing the resort, we were taking it full throttle as we traveled. Flat out on the straights, me leaning over the side car as we manoeuvred bends, left and right.
              Finally we got to our destination, a long sweeping road that was actually part of the holiday resort. 70, 80, 90 MPH we reached on the straight with a 50mph limit.at about this time i was thinking Jesus, slow down a bit as we approached a sort of fork / crossroad.

              To get to The resort`s main parking area you had to take a long bend to the left just where the pitch and putt golf course was sited, so i anticipated this bend and promptly leaned right over the side car holding the side car door beneath me to counter balance the force of the side pressure of taking the bend. In a flash i was flying through the air holding the side car door, as the driver decided without telling me, he was going to fast for the bend and drove STRAIGHT ON!!! I smashed right through the decorative fence bordering the golf course, ( I remember thinking in this fleeting moment, " I feel like superman flying") crash, bang, splutter, twirl, buzz, ping, some of the sounds i recorded in my mind as my unscheduled flight carried me at approx 50 mph to a destination of unknown inevitable pain.
              At first all was calm, still holding the side car door, lying face down on the 7th green of the golf course, in between a 3 generation family of holiday golfers, ( grandparents, mums and dads, kids) as they all gathered around me and all staring at my fat lipped and bruised face with the resorts hedge row from top of the fence growing out of my leather jacket, the eldest one in the party said jokingly, Seeing i was`nt hurt to badly, "you have to queue up
              here to use this course".

              At this point my mate on the bike was nowhere to be seen. Still clutching the door, I came to my senses and ran with a hobble as fast as I could towards my escape route, the hole i had made in the fence before the owners caught up with me.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

          C`mon Terra we want to know!!!
          Well, if I posted them all, we would be here all day.

          But because you called me out, I'll relate one of them.

          It was the summer between my freshman and sophomore year in high school. We lived on a small, quaint private lake. The ratio of boys to girls who had lake privileges was 6 to 1.

          Anyway, one of my guy friends who lived four houses down from from mine had a brand new raft put in behind his house. To celebrate, he invited some of the neighborhood kids over for a swimming party. There were 12 of us in all and yes, you guessed it, 10 guys and 2 girls.

          We were playing tag on the raft just having a blast diving in, swimming, hiding under the raft in between the barrels and basically doing anything so as we would not become "it" and trying everything to tag another if we were "it".

          When I finally got tagged and was announced as "it", everyone jumped or dived off the raft and were swimming out or hiding underneath. My strategy was to go stealth and as quietly as I could, to gently slide off the corner without making any splashes or waves hoping to tag someone hiding underneath by surprise.

          What I didn't notice was that as I slowly slid down, a portion of the sharp sheet metal at the corner wasn't flush to the raft and hidden by the indoor/outdoor carpeting had sliced the whole side of my bathing suit clean in two on the way down. The force of swimming as I was chasing the others easily pulled it right off. I didn't feel it until it hit my feet as I was swimming. When I turned to see what was touching my feet, I saw it sinking towards the bottom. I tried to get it, but the lake was about 30 feet deep at that point and couldn't retrieve it.

          I now had several options whirring around quickly in my mind, none of which I liked. I couldn't go back to the raft obviously. If I swam the shortest route to shore, I would be in my friends backyard and would have to run through three more backyards butt naked to get inside my house and get a towel.

          The shortest distance to have to be unclothed out of water was to swim back to my own house and make a mad dash for the back door. By this time, my girlfriend noticed I wasn't chasing anyone and then saw that I had no bathing suit on. She started laughing :rolleyes: and suddenly everyone else spotted that I was skinny dipping, albeit involuntarily. Not that they cared.

          I had to explain to them what happened, so they wouldn't think something else was going on! They were all taunting me and daring me to come out of the water and some with smirks on their faces were offering to swim to shore and bring me their towels.

          I took off swimming toward my house as fast as I could while all the hoots and hollers where drawing the neighbors out to see what all the ruckus was about. I never swam so fast in my life. But it wasn't faster than some of the guys swam to shore and were running through backyards towards mine.

          When I got to shore, I sprinted up through the backyard as fast as my little legs could carry me to the safety of my house, but not before practically the whole neighborhood saw me completely naked, with nothing on but my birthday suit.

          Terra
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    I was in a friends red car and he parked outside a takeaway restaurant and I ran in to wait and get our order. Little did I know he had moved to a new parking place.

    I casually walked out the shop over to where the red car was (there was a new red car here), and I went in the passenger side and just sat down. I wondered where my friend was but thought nothing of it, maybe he nipped out to other shop.

    Shortly afterwards this woman approached the car and knocked on the window. I had no idea what she was wanting, she eventually opened the door and asked me basically who the f*&k was I and what was I doing.

    At that point I realised I was sat in the wrong car. My friend by the way sat at some distance and witnessed all this but thought it was too funny to resist from not happening.
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  • Profile picture of the author MaldonadoT
    Actually it's too hard to speak about it here, cuz it was really THE MOST embarrassing moment in my life...I don't think I'm ready to share it, even now thinking of it makes me blush...(
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    My most embarrassing moment was when I published information online about my most embarrassing moment for all the world to see.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Tbird,

      That's why I posted a moment from way back and not one that took place more recently. The embarrassment has long ago faded and no longer causes my cheeks to flare up with heat as it once did.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author highhopes
        Originally Posted by MaldonadoT View Post

        Actually it's too hard to speak about it here, cuz it was really THE MOST embarrassing moment in my life...I don't think I'm ready to share it, even now thinking of it makes me blush...(
        Oh go on we cant see your face...

        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Well, if I posted them all, we would be here all day.

        But because you called me out, I'll relate one of them.

        It was the summer between my freshman and sophomore year in high school. We lived on a small, quaint private lake. The ratio of boys to girls who had lake privileges was 6 to 1.

        Anyway, one of my guy friends who lived four houses down from from mine had a brand new raft put in behind his house. To celebrate, he invited some of the neighborhood kids over for a swimming party. There were 12 of us in all and yes, you guessed it, 10 guys and 2 girls.

        We were playing tag on the raft just having a blast diving in, swimming, hiding under the raft in between the barrels and basically doing anything so as we would not become "it" and trying everything to tag another if we were "it".

        When I finally got tagged and was announced as "it", everyone jumped or dived off the raft and were swimming out or hiding underneath. My strategy was to go stealth and as quietly as I could, to gently slide off the corner without making any splashes or waves hoping to tag someone hiding underneath by surprise.

        What I didn't notice was that as I slowly slid down, a portion of the sharp sheet metal at the corner wasn't flush to the raft and hidden by the indoor/outdoor carpeting had sliced the whole side of my bathing suit clean in two on the way down. The force of swimming as I was chasing the others easily pulled it right off. I didn't feel it until it hit my feet as I was swimming. When I turned to see what was touching my feet, I saw it sinking towards the bottom. I tried to get it, but the lake was about 30 feet deep at that point and couldn't retrieve it.

        I now had several options whirring around quickly in my mind, none of which I liked. I couldn't go back to the raft obviously. If I swam the shortest route to shore, I would be in my friends backyard and would have to run through three more backyards butt naked to get inside my house and get a towel.

        The shortest distance to have to be unclothed out of water was to swim back to my own house and make a mad dash for the back door. By this time, my girlfriend noticed I wasn't chasing anyone and then saw that I had no bathing suit on. She started laughing :rolleyes: and suddenly everyone else spotted that I was skinny dipping, albeit involuntarily. Not that they cared.

        I had to explain to them what happened, so they wouldn't think something else was going on! They were all taunting me and daring me to come out of the water and some with smirks on their faces were offering to swim to shore and bring me their towels.

        I took off swimming toward my house as fast as I could while all the hoots and hollers where drawing the neighbors out to see what all the ruckus was about. I never swam so fast in my life. But it wasn't faster than some of the guys swam to shore and were running through backyards towards mine.

        When I got to shore, I sprinted up through the backyard as fast as my little legs could carry me to the safety of my house, but not before practically the whole neighborhood saw me completely naked, with nothing on but my birthday suit.

        Terra
        Ha ha love it...i would have been one of the taunters Terra...boys are boys. Bet you had nightmares for a while after?
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          Kathi Lee Gifford sure seems to have a lot of them...:rolleyes:

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          However, interviewer Gifford apparently didn't know Short's wife, Nancy Dolman, died two years ago. Gifford applauded Short's long-lived marriage to comedienne Dolman, who lost her battle with cancer in 2010, setting the stage for a very awkward chat. But gracious Short kept his cool, skirting over the issue instead of calling out the 58-year-old host on air.

          Gifford said, "He and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anybody in show business. How many years now for you guys?", to which he responded, "We (had been) married for 36 years."

          Gifford, however, kept pressing, saying, "But you're still, like, in love?" Short forced a small smile and responded, "Madly, madly in love."

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

          Ha ha love it...i would have been one of the taunters Terra...boys are boys. Bet you had nightmares for a while after?
          No, not nightmares, but daymares, lol!

          That scene replayed itself over and over in my mind sometimes making me literally nauseated.

          Funny thing though, the guys never thought of me as "just one of the guys" anymore and the offers for dates came rolling in, which in turn kept that darn memory alive for quite awhile. I just hated it!

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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            No, not nightmares, but daymares, lol!

            That scene replayed itself over and over in my mind sometimes making me literally nauseated.

            Funny thing though, the guys never thought of me as "just one of the guys" anymore and the offers for dates came rolling in, which in turn kept that darn memory alive for quite awhile. I just hated it!

            Terra
            When I got to shore, I sprinted up through the backyard as fast as my little legs could carry me to the safety of my house, but not before practically the whole neighborhood saw me completely naked, with nothing on but my birthday suit.
            What would have been the really EMBARRASSING 'topper', is if it had really been your birthday...and there was a surprise party waiting for you when you came in through the door! :rolleyes:
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

              What would have been the really EMBARRASSING 'topper', is if it had really been your birthday...and there was a surprise party waiting for you when you came in through the door! :rolleyes:
              Haha!

              I might never have recovered from that, lol!

              Terra
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              • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                When I got to shore, I sprinted up through the backyard as fast as my little legs could carry me to the safety of my house, but not before practically the whole neighborhood saw me completely naked, with nothing on but my birthday suit.
                That was you! Oh.my.gosh. I still have the pictures. I can post them if you want?

                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                That's why I posted a moment from way back and not one that took place more recently. The embarrassment has long ago faded and no longer causes my cheeks to flare up with heat as it once did.
                That, or you found out you liked to go skinny-dipping with the gang.

                Okay, I'm done teasing now.
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Funny thing though, the guys never thought of me as "just one of the guys" anymore and the offers for dates came rolling in, which in turn kept that darn memory alive for quite awhile. I just hated it!

            Terra
            It could have been much, MUCH worse. Those offers could've not come in.
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            • Profile picture of the author highhopes
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              No, not nightmares, but daymares, lol!

              That scene replayed itself over and over in my mind sometimes making me literally nauseated.

              Funny thing though, the guys never thought of me as "just one of the guys" anymore and the offers for dates came rolling in, which in turn kept that darn memory alive for quite awhile. I just hated it!

              Terra
              In other words, you built up a reputation for teasing the boys! They may have thought, OMG, she don't care a damn about showing off her assets, at the same time she plays hard to get because she can out run every boy this side of the river! ( he he)
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              • Profile picture of the author highhopes
                Another one!
                when single free and easy we used to hitch hike every where.
                This time we were in London, just sleeping every where we could.
                this one night we got to a Park. It was very dark, but we realized there was a theme park there. So we promptly climbed over the fence and looked for somewhere to sleep.
                "Journey to the stars" was the place.
                Anyway next morning we woke and had some breakfast at the ground and as people started to fill the fun fair areas, we participated on some of the rides.
                We went on one twirly ride that took us up and down and around.
                We got off and i needed a pee. so not finding a toilet near, I went around the corner this quite alleyway and proceeded to relieve, then bang, right in front of me a double door opened and out came loads of people
                out of the exit of another show....there I was standing there holding my water pistol with dozens of startled staring eyes beholding my exposed pose!

                Now I was very embarrassed and very wet, as I hastily tried to cover up in full flow!
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Haha, you guys are just too cute for your own good. Are you done now? :rolleyes:

                  Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

                  Another one!
                  when single free and easy we used to hitch hike every where.
                  This time we were in London, just sleeping every where we could.
                  this one night we got to a Park. It was very dark, but we realized there was a theme park there. So we promptly climbed over the fence and looked for somewhere to sleep.
                  "Journey to the stars" was the place.
                  Anyway next morning we woke and had some breakfast at the ground and as people started to fill the fun fair areas, we participated on some of the rides.
                  We went on one twirly ride that took us up and down and around.
                  We got off and i needed a pee. so not finding a toilet near, I went around the corner this quite alleyway and proceeded to relieve, then bang, right in front of me a double door opened and out came loads of people
                  out of the exit of another show....there I was standing there holding my water pistol with dozens of startled staring eyes beholding my exposed pose!

                  Now I was very embarrassed and very wet, as I hastily tried to cover up in full flow!
                  Just be thankful all you had to do was take a leak.

                  Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author ceenote100
    Years ago I worked for a research company doing data entry. One day I had the bad case of diarrhea and I pretty much blew up the office restroom. The whole office just reaked and everyone knew I did it.

    I went home immediately after that and almost pooped my pants on the bus. I can't believe I went back to work the next week like nothing happened.
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  • Profile picture of the author kerryIreland
    few days back i fall down from stairs infront of my felows and they laughed at me that time em feeling embarras
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Haha, you guys are just too cute for your own good. Are you done now? :rolleyes:



      Just be thankful all you had to do was take a leak.

      Terra

      Ha ha the very thought of it!

      Originally Posted by ceenote100 View Post

      Years ago I worked for a research company doing data entry. One day I had the bad case of diarrhea and I pretty much blew up the office restroom. The whole office just reaked and everyone knew I did it.

      I went home immediately after that and almost pooped my pants on the bus. I can't believe I went back to work the next week like nothing happened.
      I would have handed my notice in by proxy if i were you LOL

      Originally Posted by kerryIreland View Post

      few days back i fall down from stairs infront of my felows and they laughed at me that time em feeling embarras
      Laughing at broken bones is not funny LOL (It is now!)
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      • Profile picture of the author highhopes
        and there`s more! I really have shown myself up at times!

        1999 the trip to Florida. we went with other families stayed in a villa there and did every theme park in three weeks!
        Epcot was a real good experience. But on the day we did the Countries represented in the Park. we all wanted to catch the USA, white house, singers performing the National anthem.
        One of the party members came over and said we should go in in 25 mins at the beginning to catch the start. Ok, so we decided to take a break. I picked up a coffee and we all sat around waiting. then after about 5 mins, someone yelled," Hey they are going in the front doors,the show is about to start quick let`s go"! With that the party dropped everything and ran the 100 yards or so towards the entrance, me still carrying the coffee decided to take it in through with me and took a last gulp as I entered inside the building to a crowded audience waiting in anticipation for the singers to perform. Just at that moment, my coffee went down the wrong way and i ejected a large spray over all before me, coughing and spluttering, interrupting the silence in the room.

        In this moment, I not the singers was the center of attention, as i tried to get my muffled words of apology out towards the recipients of my misadventure. Not knowing what the reaction would be, i was surprised to find they, mostly USA citizens were slightly concerned showing a touch of humor about the whole matter, as they slapped my back to help ease my uncomfortable coughing fit! Only my wife appeared from my party after a moment, with a stern look on her face ( as if to say why did you show me up, kind of look) All was well but bloody embarrassing.
        Below gives you an insight regarding the ambiance of the occasion.


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