To friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said :
In Wine there is wisdom,
In Beer there is freedom,
In Water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -
bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember :
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine
and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information :
I'm doing it as a public service!