Come on, guys. This is all kinds of screwed up.

First, don't you know that business is supposed to be a serious thing? This irreverent approach to signature files is shameful! Shameful, I say!

And Brian... Lawyers aren't supposed to be creative or humorous. Didn't you get the memo?

Sheesh. Some people's kids...


Paul

No. I'm Bill Platt, and so is my wife.

I thought that...

Your old, busted name was Bill Platt. We now dub yo a$$:

John Cougar Pond Swimma!

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Bill Platt. Who in the heck has a name like Bill Platt -- it sounds more like a directive than a handle. I'll be glad to bill Platt. Where do I send the invoice?