Where Are All The Men?

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A friend of mine sent me this and I was wondering what all the men (and any women with an opinion on the matter) thought of this?


Are most men really just little boys with toys?
  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    When my little 2-year-old boy plays with toys and makes noise, the women who witness it are usually quite charmed by him. If I did the same thing, they'd be spooked and maybe call 911.
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    • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      When my little 2-year-old boy plays with toys and makes noise, the women who witness it are usually quite charmed by him. If I did the same thing, they'd be spooked and maybe call 911.
      LOL So, true. And yet, we all just want to stay young for as long as possible....right?!

      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      It's called a "formula country western" song...it doesn't have to really mean anything...

      mama, trucks, drinking, cowboys, divorce...oh yeah, trains...and rain

      just find words that rhyme...and put in a catchy phrase, a good bridge, and a backbeat.

      (and our toys are normally more expensive as we get older )
      Yeah, you are probably right even though I didn't think about it like that.

      It is kinda catchy..................a catchy song sung by a hot chick....what's not to like?

      And the toys definitely get more expensive.

      But really? Most guys???
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      • Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post

        LOL So, true. And yet, we all just want to stay young for as long as possible....right?!



        Yeah, you are probably right even though I didn't think about it like that.

        It is kinda catchy..................a catchy song sung by a hot chick....what's not to like?

        And the toys definitely get more expensive.

        But really? Most guys???
        Hot country girls singing songs about bad boys always make my day :rolleyes:

        (where is that Shania Twain these days anyway...:rolleyes
        They can't all be Jimmy Webb songs...
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        • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
          Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

          Hot country girls singing songs about bad boys always make my day :rolleyes:

          (where is that Shania Twain these days anyway...:rolleyes
          They can't all be Jimmy Webb songs...


          LOL

          Shania Twain was on some reality show about her life and the betrayal of her husband running off with her best friend on OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network).

          The commercials made her like she was pathetic. Still hot looks....but pathetic.

          I guess her life matched her songs.
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          • Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post



            LOL

            Shania Twain was on some reality show about her life and the betrayal of her husband running off with her best friend on OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network).

            The commercials made her like she was pathetic. Still hot looks....but pathetic.

            I guess her life matched her songs.
            Hey...what did really expect from a guy named "Mutt" ? :p

            She's too cute to refute!
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            • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
              Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

              Hey...what did really expect from a guy named "Mutt" ? :p

              She's too cute to refute!
              Sheesh! His name is "Mutt"?!

              What's up with that?
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              • Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post

                Sheesh! His name is "Mutt"?!

                What's up with that?
                Robert "Mutt" Lange and Shania Twain wedding pic

                He was her Manager...
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post



            LOL

            Shania Twain was on some reality show about her life and the betrayal of her husband running off with her best friend on OWN (the Oprah Winfrey Network).

            The commercials made her like she was pathetic. Still hot looks....but pathetic.

            I guess her life matched her songs.
            OOPS - just reread this. I thought you said Keely Dodd was pathetic.

            Shaina definitely has had her ups and downs - but I don't think they were all centered on men. I think her cork popped all on its own.
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            • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              SHE looks pathetic because HE was a scumbag? Really. She looks to me like someone that has enough of a class act of her own that most guys could only dream of even getting a smile from her. Rich, intelligent, successful, talented.

              There's a reason why I'm still single. I didn't have kids. Not into adopting one that some other woman forgot to finish raising.
              Yeah, he may have been a scumbag for running off with her best friend, but she didn't have to air the whole thing on TV.

              Unless..... maybe, she needed the money.

              Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

              Just curious, that's all. I don't have much connection to the country music scene apart from Suzy Elkins (singer/song-writer more known among performers than audiences) being a friend of mine.
              I am waiting back to hear from my friend on if he has a way to contact her.

              Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

              Robert "Mutt" Lange and Shania Twain wedding pic

              He was her Manager...
              OMG, look at his hair!

              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              OOPS - just reread this. I thought you said Keely Dodd was pathetic.

              Shaina definitely has had her ups and downs - but I don't think they were all centered on men. I think her cork popped all on its own.
              ok, it was Shania Twain and I don't know if she is pathetic or not. I just said the commercials made her look pathetic.

              Back to the video in question though......all guys are boys with toys??? Really??
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              • Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post

                Back to the video in question though......all guys are boys with toys??? Really??
                Well...I would write a country song in rebuttal, about some of the lovely girls I have known...but I can't think of anything offhand that rhymes with "high maitenence" :rolleyes:


                jk ladies!

                (send all complaint correspondence to:TopKat22@warriorf0rum.com :p )
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                • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                  mama, trucks, drinking, cowboys, divorce...oh yeah, trains...and rain
                  "I was drunk, the day my Mom got out of prison,
                  and I went to pick her up in the ra-a-ain.
                  But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,
                  she got runned over by a damned old train..."
                  I can't think of anything offhand that rhymes with "high maitenence"
                  There are, however, plenty of rhymes for "high-falootin'," "snooty," and other words more likely to be found in a country song.

                  Gotta speak the lingo, bucko.


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                  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                  Well...I would write a country song in rebuttal, about some of the lovely girls I have known...but I can't think of anything offhand that rhymes with "high maitenence" :rolleyes:




                  jk ladies!

                  (send all complaint correspondence to:TopKat22@warriorf0rum.com :p )
                  higher incontinence?
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                • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                  Well...I would write a country song in rebuttal, about some of the lovely girls I have known...but I can't think of anything offhand that rhymes with "high maitenence" :rolleyes:


                  jk ladies!

                  (send all complaint correspondence to:TopKat22@warriorf0rum.com :p )
                  Incontenence. -- and be careful.
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                  • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                    Incontenence. -- and be careful.
                    "well she's got a look that's all 'romance...but she dances like she's got incontinence...":p

                    It's all take your time..,and hurry up - but she's got a hitch in her giddy up...:rolleyes:



                    :p :rolleyes:
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                    • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
                      [QUOTE=MoneyMagnetMagnate;6464968]"well she's got a look that's all 'romance...but she dances like she's got incontinence...":p

                      It's all take your time..,and hurry up - but she's got a hitch in her giddy up...:rolleyes:



                      :p :rolleyes:
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                      LOL That is hilarious!!! I think you have a great country song in the making. :rolleyes:
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                      • Profile picture of the author Riptor
                        Us boys love our toys.
                        Is this thread is about penis envy?

                        Question from the ladies: Why do you keep scratching your balls?
                        Answer: ermmm... because I can! :p



                        Nice song BTW
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      • Profile picture of the author syed2011
        Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post

        LOL So, true. And yet, we all just want to stay young for as long as possible....right?!
        I want to live young forever !
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Do you or your friend have a connection to Keeley Dodd?
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    • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      Do you or your friend have a connection to Keeley Dodd?
      I'll ask.

      Why?

      If you don't want to say here then just PM me.
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by TopKat22 View Post

        I'll ask.

        Why?

        If you don't want to say here then just PM me.
        Just curious, that's all. I don't have much connection to the country music scene apart from Suzy Elkins (singer/song-writer more known among performers than audiences) being a friend of mine.
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    SHE looks pathetic because HE was a scumbag? Really. She looks to me like someone that has enough of a class act of her own that most guys could only dream of even getting a smile from her. Rich, intelligent, successful, talented.

    There's a reason why I'm still single. I didn't have kids. Not into adopting one that some other woman forgot to finish raising.
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  • I got a Ferrari woman on a Ford Budget, tried to give her my heart, but she wouldn't touch it...?

    "She has the look of high maintenance...but it makes you just sigh, and want to take a chance...?

    Sheesh!...I give up...where's David Allen Coe when you need him? :p :rolleyes:
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      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      Sheesh!...where's David Allen Coe when you need him? :p :rolleyes:
      He already responded to this post.

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      • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
        [quote=MoneyMagnetMagnate;6460383]Well...I would write a country song in rebuttal, about some of the lovely girls I have known...but I can't think of anything offhand that rhymes with "high maitenence"


        jk ladies!

        (send all complaint correspondence to:TopKat22@warriorf0rum.com :p )[/QUOTE

        LOL

        Yep, if you have ever seen any of those shows where the guy is helping the women find dates, they have a whole lot of issues.

        (complaint dept. is closed, BTW. LOL)

        Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

        "I was drunk, the day my Mom got out of prison,
        and I went to pick her up in the ra-a-ain.
        But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,
        she got runned over by a damned old train..."There are, however, plenty of rhymes for "high-falootin'," "snooty," and other words more likely to be found in a country song.

        Gotta speak the lingo, bucko.


        Paul
        Oh, yeah. That was supposed to be the "perfect country/western song".

        Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

        higher incontinence?
        That is just too funny.

        Originally Posted by syed2011 View Post

        I want to live young forever !
        Yep, don't we all.


        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        I got a Ferrari woman on a Ford Budget, tried to give her my heart, but she wouldn't touch it...?

        "She has the look of high maintenance...but it makes you just sigh, and want to take a chance...?

        Sheesh!...I give up...where's David Allen Coe when you need him? :p :rolleyes:
        Not bad, not bad.

        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Incontenence. -- and be careful.
        I think there could be some good songs with incontinence in them.

        Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

        He already responded to this post.

        David Allan Coe - Jody Like A Melody - YouTube
        Good one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ernie Lo
    Funny you ask;

    I keep asking myself where are all the ladies?

    From this:







    To this:
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    • Profile picture of the author TopKat22
      Originally Posted by Riptor View Post

      Us boys love our toys.
      Is this thread is about penis envy?

      Question from the ladies: Why do you keep scratching your balls?
      Answer: ermmm... because I can! :p



      Nice song BTW
      Thanks and yes, what is up with the "scratching the balls thing?" Like women don't scratch down their too!

      Originally Posted by Ernie Lonardo View Post

      Funny you ask;

      I keep asking myself where are all the ladies?

      From this:







      To this:



      So true, where are all the LADIES?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mosa
    haha, I think it would be sorta fun to live in the days where you could find true gentlemen and women. But then again I really love my semi-wild wife
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