Intelligent Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy

by myob

Posted: 12 years ago 13 replies

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Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind's understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent life in a galaxy nearly 13.8 billion light-years away. ...

According to officials at the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, the message arrived several days after researchers sent a signal to the recently discovered URFy-32924369 galaxy ...

The extraterrestrials explained they had intercepted NASA's transmission using their "far superior technology," because they did not want to "wait the intervening billions of years to receive a simple message from a species working within the laughable constraints of the speed of light."

HOUSTON— Intelligent Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy

laurencewins 12 years ago

is this BS or true? I am sure there are other planets that sustain life and that there are also probably cultures more advanced than ours but it sounds weird that they are so condescending BUT then again, if we encountered a caveman, wouldn't we be a bit the same?
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- Brian John 12 years ago
  
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  myob 12 years ago
  
  This was inspired by Kim's similarly mischievous thread from the same source:
  
  http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...care-bill.html
  
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Dan Allard 12 years ago

It's from the onion so unfortunately it must not be true got excited there for a second.
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laurencewins 12 years ago

Onion?????
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- Dan Allard 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by laurencewins
  
  Onion?????
  
  The website the article is on. It's like a fake news type thing. Or spoof news, whatever you call it.
  
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  Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago
  
  Shame. Would have been really cool if this was for real.
  
  Gotta love The Onion.
  
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yukon Banned 12 years ago

In other news, Henry Winkler was chosen as best performing actor in the upcoming featured film "What's Eating Gilbert Grape II".
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MoneyMagnetMagnate 12 years ago

It just so happens 'The Onion' is a very reputable news source - it said so in the 'Weekly World News'...
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- tagiscom 12 years ago
  
  Yep, it is unfortunately BS, if it wasn't apart from NASA probably hiding it, (as usual) it would have made all the papers, etc.
  
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- John Durham 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  It just so happens 'The Onion' is a very reputable news source - it said so in the 'Weekly World News'...
  
  pffft- If it doesnt come from the enquirer, I dont read it!
  
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whateverpedia 12 years ago

I'd be more excited about the discovery of intelligent life on Earth.
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Lucian Lada

12 years ago

The NASA scientists noted, however, that the tone of the discourse changed dramatically after the aliens were sent images of a man jumping from ramps while riding a Kawasaki Jet Ski.

Imagine how they'll react when they'll be sent an entire season of MacGyver or a few movies of the living legend, the one and only (I hope): Chuck Norris.

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ironcloud 12 years ago

Myob - this is truly off topic - but is there any way I could contact you via e-mail or Skype? I would PM, but of course I do not have enough posts to do so yet

If you wouldn't mind PMing me the details where I might reach you regarding leads, I would appreciate it!
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