Stupid question about men's underwear

MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

And it can't be comical? :rolleyes:

OK - Practical Solutions -

The 3 C's...

Castration...

Commando...

Kilt...

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Great.

Commando in the summer?

Even with 4 showers a day, the humidity and sweat will bring back the funk, and I'm not talking about Rick James.

Unless you know of an antiperspirant bar for both sides of ye nether regions.

Should'a known the first response would be a comic, oh well, guess that is what comes with a stupid question.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Great.

Commando in the summer?

Even with 4 showers a day, the humidity and sweat will bring back the funk, and I'm not talking about Rick James.

Unless you know of an antiperspirant bar for both sides of ye nether regions.

Should'a known the first response would be a comic, oh well, guess that is what comes with a stupid question.

The 13th Warrior

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Joe Mobley 12 years ago

I wasn't going to go into the hygiene and personal care aspects but you make an excellent point.

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The 13th Warrior 12 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

O.k., theoretically , going Commando with some Baby Powder, ( ha.., funny.., touche), may sound adventurous, vogue and bohemian in nature, but I just can't bite.

Especially if that metal zipper snags onto anything down there..., yikes, jumpin jesus, ouch and no thanks.

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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Unless you know of an antiperspirant bar for both sides of ye nether regions.

I'm partial to muriatic acid

oh well, guess that is what comes with a stupid question.

Ya' think???

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Joe Mobley

12 years ago

Spend more than $3.99 for a six pack. In fact, spend more than $5.99 for one pair. Twenty bucks for a three-pack is a good start until you figure out what works for you.

Don't buy them at any store that has the word mart in the name.

Cotton only. Okay, maybe except the waist band.

Lose some weight.

Buy the right size.

Ask your girlfriend, wife, SO (significant other) for her opinion. And don't bite her head off if you don't like her recommendation. (She may return the favor.)

Once you figure out what works for you, buy 10 to 15 pair and rotate them. The first sign of wear-n-tear on any pair of underwear... OUT!

Just a few ideas.

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Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Has there been an invention of men's underwear that don't bind, pinch or squeeze your man junk....?, jesus.., dude, seriously..., in addition to riding up your ***.

All suggestions, except comical one's, are welcome.

Dude alert.

Help a fellow fella out fellas.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Mobley

In fact, spend more than $5.99 for one pair. Twenty bucks for a three-pack is a good start until you figure out what works for you.

Don't buy them at any store that has the word mart in the name.

Cotton only. Okay, maybe except the waist band.

Nice.

Never splurged on under garments.

Guess it's time for a first for everything, thanks dude.

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Halcyon

12 years ago

I can't speak from personal experience but as a wife and mother of 3 boys everyone here seems to be happy with boxer briefs.

They offer the support of briefs while allowing boxer-like freedom of movement and coverage. I've been told that the Hanes have a roomier cut around the nether-regions and generally fit better than the Fruit of the Loom.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Halcyon

I can't speak from personal experience but as a wife and mother of 3 boys everyone here seems to be happy with boxer briefs.

They offer the support of briefs while allowing boxer-like freedom of movement and coverage. I've been told that the Hanes have a roomier cut around the nether-regions and generally fit better than the Fruit of the Loom.

I've found briefs to leave things, ah em, undisciplined down there, but maybe because those were "mart" store type briefs.

Think I'm going to go Mo's route and spend money on high quality merchandise.

Wonder what Esquire's recommendations would be?

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John Durham

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Halcyon

I can't speak from personal experience but as a wife and mother of 3 boys everyone here seems to be happy with boxer briefs.

They offer the support of briefs while allowing boxer-like freedom of movement and coverage. I've been told that the Hanes have a roomier cut around the nether-regions and generally fit better than the Fruit of the Loom.

Im all about the freedom, but honestly I dont feel they are very supportive....I mean we should talk more....they always seem to have better things to do...sigh.

If they were supportive I wouldnt be sad right now.

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Joe Mobley 12 years ago

Calvin Klein Underwear, Flexible Fit Boxer Brief U2158 - Mens Underwear - Macy's

Boxer briefs with good support.

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- hardraysnight 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Mobley
  
  Calvin Klein Underwear, Flexible Fit Boxer Brief U2158 - Mens Underwear - Macy's
  
  Boxer briefs with good support.
  
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  even if the only thing you are supporting is calvin klein
  
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Halcyon

12 years ago

I couldn't resist...

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

Kilts don't have zippers, laddie...:rolleyes:

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

Kilts don't have zippers, laddie...:rolleyes:

Aye, but I don't want to be attracting flies and wasps neither.

Besides, Kilts don't go over well at all in United States of Yanks.

Not sure if even it goes well in the U.K., unless ye be marchin in a band or attending a festival.

And God, don't let it be windy..., "Good Morning, Vietnaaaaaaam", cause after they get a gander of what Levi's Strauss tried to hide, you will be a stranger no more.

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Aye, but I don't want to be attracting flies and wasps neither.

You're doing something wrong.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You're doing something wrong.

Knat's and insects fly to moisture and ripe fruit.

Even with powder and such, they can smell just enough or your body emit just enough moisture down there where it's either, and or 'or' between you and busted open watermelon baking in the sun.

Let's not talk about ants if you lie in the park taking a nap with a Kilt on.

"Party over here".

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seasoned

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Knat's and insects fly to moisture and ripe fruit.

Even with powder and such, they can smell just enough or your body emit just enough moisture down there where it's either, and or 'or' between you and busted open watermelon baking in the sun.

Let's not talk about ants if you lie in the park taking a nap with a Kilt on.

"Party over here".

The 13th Warrior

WOW! I'm glad I don't have THAT problem! I hve been in places where if you wanted to get ants, you could just pour some sugar out. Within a DAY, it would be CRAWLING with ants!

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Knat's and insects fly to moisture and ripe fruit.

Even with powder and such, they can smell just enough or your body emit just enough moisture down there where it's either, and or 'or' between you and busted open watermelon baking in the sun.

Let's not talk about ants if you lie in the park taking a nap with a Kilt on.

"Party over here".

The 13th Warrior

Well...you never know laddie, you might win First Prize!

(a Scottish joke, you can google it

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hardraysnight

12 years ago

dont take up cycling

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seasoned

12 years ago

Yeah, I think boxers ARE too "undisciplined". I saw one underwear company advertising a kangaroo type pouch, and I thought YEAH! Sadly, they were looser elsewhere and were problematic. Let's just say I could understand the problems women may have with bras, even if I have never needed that kind of support on my chest!

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Halcyon is dead spot on. Hanes boxer briefs all the way. As a former Commando, they are all I wear. Good support, good range of motion. They don't ride or twist your danglies until they're worn out (the underwear, not the danglies). Toss 'em and pick up a fresh pack at the outlet mall.

Still not good enough?

Two words:

Duct Tape.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

As a former Commando,

Do you mean that "Literally" or "Fashionably" ????

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

Do you mean that "Literally" or "Fashionably" ????

The 13th Warrior

LOL. We're talking underwear. I meant that "fashionably."

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

The only reason I could see them calling it "Commando" is that one layer of pants over the "goods" is considered like a sheath for a knife...., weapons of mass destruction anyone?

com·man·do (k-mnd)
n. pl. com·man·dos or com·man·does
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a. A small fighting force specially trained for making quick destructive raids against enemy-held areas.

Holy cow, what a definition for a style of fashion, man.

And how does "destructive raids" work for a woman?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

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Dan Riffle

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

The only reason I could see them calling it "Commando" is that one layer of pants over the "goods" is considered like a sheath for a knife...., weapons of mass destruction anyone?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Here you go:

Going commando - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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The 13th Warrior 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Here you go:

Going commando - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Where can you find those kind of Commando's???

My question is , is she a Colonel, Lance Corporal or Staff Sargent?

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John Durham 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Toss 'em and pick up a fresh pack at the outlet mall.

They are so affordable you dont even have to wash them.
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tryinhere

12 years ago

? your a boy and your balls are starting to drop ? any way you now no longer fit into those lil undies, serously dood it sounds like your stretching on spandex undies allready 3 times to small. Go shopping.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by tryinhere

? your a boy and your balls are starting to drop ? any you now no longer fit into those lil undies, serously dood it sounds like your stretching on spandex undies allready 3 times to small. Go shopping.

Fresh, brand new, out the pack, right-sized boxers are uncomfortable and suck, so "dood", you are on another planet in this conversation.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by tryinhere

? your a boy and your balls are starting to drop ? any way you now no longer fit into those lil undies, serously dood it sounds like your stretching on spandex undies allready 3 times to small. Go shopping.

That's fun?

You mean this is supposed to give one the giggles??

Oh..., ok.., I get it.., you are one those type chaps who thinks gettin nasty as possible with chums is clean ole fun..., the more destructive you can get, the funnier it is..., got it, mate.

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tryinhere

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

That's fun?
You mean this is supposed to give one the giggles??
Oh..., ok.., I get it.., you are one those type chaps who thinks gettin nasty as possible with chums is clean ole fun..., the more destructive you can get, the funnier it is..., got it, mate.
The 13th Warrior

? no buddy you did not get it, nothing I wrote was written to be nasty, you read it that way and took it that way.

My error and appologies, & good luck sorting your undies.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by tryinhere

? no buddy you did not get it, nothing I wrote was written to be nasty, you read it that way and took it that way.

My error and appologies, & good luck sorting your undies.

Ok, maybe I don't eat enough vegemite to get your humor, alright then, no worries.

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RedShifted

12 years ago

I find as long as you have junk in the first place you are pretty much f$%ked.

I've always had this problem myself. Have tried countless different brands/styles and they all seem to strangle your junk regardless. Boxerbriefs are the worst because as you walk they slowly move higher and higher, so I just wear boxers.

I think the real "cure" for this would be to just stop wearing underwear lol.

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The 13th Warrior

12 years ago

Originally Posted by RedShifted

I find as long as you have junk in the first place you are pretty much f$%ked.

I've always had this problem myself. Have tried countless different brands/styles and they all seem to strangle your junk regardless. Boxerbriefs are the worst because as you walk they slowly move higher and higher, so I just wear boxers.

I think the real "cure" for this would be to just stop wearing underwear lol.

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Aw, damn, dude, what a drag, you squandered my last vestige of hope.

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JoJoRida 7 years ago

For me the boxers are worse. Especially under jeans. Too much bunching. The plain Hanes and FTL briefs and boxerbriefs do strangle your junk though. I have one pair of CKs which are better, but cost $30. Lately I've been getting briefs/boxers with a front pouch from Frundies. They are good quality and free. You just pay a few bucks for shipping.
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John Durham

12 years ago

Im bringin it back to life 13th - Ps. Picture the ants singing this and wasps.

We want the funk - YouTube

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tryinhere

12 years ago

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

right-sized boxers are uncomfortable and suck, so "dood", you are on another planet in this conversation.

After saying that /\ then reading your op ? \/ how are they right sized ? and I'm on another planet / low stress it champ, it's just a bit of fun and no need to get your undies in a knot, there's not enough room in them now.

Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior

men's underwear that don't bind, pinch or squeeze your man junk....?, jesus.., dude, seriously..., in addition to riding up your ***.

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KimW

12 years ago

I think this is what you are looking for.

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MissTerraK 12 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I think this is what you are looking for.

LOL Kim!

I think those are a bit cheeky!

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  LOL Kim!
  
  I think those are a bit cheeky!
  
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  WHO thinks this stuff up ANYWAY! Outside of the fact that elastic might not work well on leather, etc... Outside of something Kinky I won't talk about, this is just obstructing with NO purpose.
  
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The 13th Warrior 12 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I think this is what you are looking for.

Crotch riders?

Um, nope.

Any guy thinking about wearing that needs to go to an endocrinologist and get his DNA checked.

If a design like that has any possible pragmatic purpose, it is beyond the scope of any scientific perception I may be in possession of.

By the way, this feller needs a ice cold, tall, sweaty glass of diesel flavored Charles Bronson manhood...., consuming soy has too much estrogen in it. Look it up.

Having dental floss flossing me sensitive zones defeats the quest of this thread.

Way off by light years, compadre.

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Joe Mobley 12 years ago

I think I may be emotionally scarred for life.

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I think this is what you are looking for.
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