Missile Defense Staff Warned To Stop Surfing Porn Sites

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Missile Defense Staff Warned to Stop Surfing Porn Sites - Bloomberg

Fantastic. Horny b.stards are going to cause Armaggedon through a flame or AC/DC virus.

The Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency warned its employees and contractors last week to stop using their government computers to surf the Internet for pornographic sites, according to the agency's executive director.

In a one-page memo, Executive Director John James Jr. wrote that in recent months government employees and contractors were detected "engaging in inappropriate use of the MDA network."

"Specifically, there have been instances of employees and contractors accessing websites, or transmitting messages, containing pornographic or sexually explicit images," James wrote in the July 27 memo obtained by Bloomberg News.

"These actions are not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, are in clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations, consume network resources and can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code," he wrote
  • Profile picture of the author AntonA
    Its madness the guys who run the world look at porn at work haha

    I am so busy there is no time for porn in the office man who does this seriously lol
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

    Missile Defense Staff Warned to Stop Surfing Porn Sites - Bloomberg
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    "These actions are not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, are in clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations, consume network resources and can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code," he wrote
    I think he should have said it in this order:
    1. can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code
    2. consume network resources
    3. take time away from designated duties
    4. clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations
    5. unprofessional

    The practice of taking advantage of the sexual loophole in psychology where logic doesn't apply so much has long been put into practice by spies and spying agencies. An obvious yet very effective tactic. Checkmate already, I'd reckon.
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  • Profile picture of the author JustinDupre
    hmm... an evil genius could then use porn sites to infiltrate defense computers to start a nuclear war. Sounds like a good movie plot.
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    • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
      Originally Posted by JustinDupre View Post

      hmm... an evil genius could then use porn sites to infiltrate defense computers to start a nuclear war. Sounds like a good movie plot.
      The problem is, is that it is closer to reality then a movie plot.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

        The problem is, is that it is closer to reality then a movie plot.
        Make that a 3rd for "my thoughts exactly".
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    PRIVATE corps have proxies that STOP surfing of such sites!!!!!!

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LMFAO.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahaha,

    Poor dudes. Guess the missile is too strong a fallac symbol for them to be able to contain themselves. They must have just figured that of anywhere, corrupted gov offices would be the safest place to get funky with it....:confused:

    Just sayin..................
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      LMFAO.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haahahahahahahahahahahaha,

      Poor dudes. Guess the missile is too strong a fallac symbol for them to be able to contain themselves. They must have just figured that of anywhere, corrupted gov offices would be the safest place to get funky with it....:confused:

      Just sayin..................
      I don't know if you are referring to MY post, but I just read it and it CAN sound funny!

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        I don't know if you are referring to MY post, but I just read it and it CAN sound funny!

        Steve
        Referring to the whole kit and kaboodle, Steve. Can't believe they are stupid enough to use gov computers for this crap. It's scary to think that we have people that generally stupid running equipment dealing with major explosives mindlessly doing something that hazardous.

        The whole top end of our country has gone frying, flipping crazy.
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        • Profile picture of the author waterotter
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Referring to the whole kit and kaboodle, Steve. Can't believe they are stupid enough to use gov computers for this crap. It's scary to think that we have people that generally stupid running equipment dealing with major explosives mindlessly doing something that hazardous.

          The whole top end of our country has gone frying, flipping crazy.
          And, that would be your hard earned tax dollars at work?
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  • Geez - you spend all day putting missiles in silos and thinking about shooting off rockets...the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife :rolleyes:

    The Govt. is used to acronyms...are they familiar with NSFW?
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  • Profile picture of the author LL07
    If the Feds can't stop porn, then who can?
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    When it's on a federal computer I don't think they call it porn. It's called an official debriefing.
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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      Haw Haw, porn and missiles.

      An opening line to one million jokes.

      Hey, don't 'shoot' the messenger, haw haw.

      Are missiles an "offensive" or defensive response, LOL?

      Missile crisis: does that mean women out number men 20 to 1 in some places?? tee hee

      Maybe I should start a line of men's enhancers and call it You're-anium, but that would be for the other type of fellas.

      No, for the regular fellas, I will call it Uranium-238, for those "older" rockets that are, god help me, depleted. hee hee

      Why?

      Wikipedia :

      "The major application of uranium in the military sector is in high-density penetrators."

      ...oh no, can I stop now?? haw haw

      O.k., I was going to stop until I seen this:


      Wikipedia :


      "At high impact speed, the density, hardness, and pyrophoricity of the projectile enable destruction of heavily armored targets."


      Is women's stuff and ways considered heavily armored targets?"

      O.k., I've got a first class ticket to hell for that one.


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      • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
        Why are they even permitted to surf the net? I have a relative that works for a government agency and he doesn't even want emails from family there.

        Well, now you know more than you want to about how your tax dollars help fund the government waste machine.
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        • Profile picture of the author seasoned
          Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post

          Why are they even permitted to surf the net? I have a relative that works for a government agency and he doesn't even want emails from family there.

          Well, now you know more than you want to about how your tax dollars help fund the government waste machine.
          Email is a different animal ENTIRELY! Many corps don't want you to get emails there because there is often no point unless you send, and outside email s searched for viruses and leaks. You can still freely browse unblocked sites though.

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          • Profile picture of the author DJL
            So, the message is, "It's perfectly OK to contemplate the annihilation of millions of innocent civilians, but to relieve the tension in your naughty bits is unthinkable!"
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  • One man's Offensive, is another man's Defensive...
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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post


      One man's Offensive, is another man's Defensive...


      Oh no, what's that sticky stuff that's making the launch button stuck? ha

      World War 3 and spunk, who knew? ha ha

      Betch'a the Mayan's did'nt see that,...... wait,............wait,.............wait for it........., coming.

      You may now proceed to kill me.:O


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