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#off topic forum #guns #parrot
  • "We bought both from legendary door-to-door salesman Horace Bartholomew Schmidt, the Man in the Plaid Suit himself."
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    How did I get lumbered with these two?
  • The infamous 70's outlaws Molly and Polly (I don't know who the guy is....)
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  • Send us all of your Tab or the bird gets it.
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    • Ummmm...

      Oh, haha!

      "Polly want a crack at him!"

      Terra
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  • "TerraK and her husband at the 1975 Michigan Shoot Your Own Dinner Competition"
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    • Dan!!

      That's not funny!

      Foul!!

      Yes, I meant foul, not fowl! :p

      Terra
    • LOL!

      Looks like it's a BYOB event (Bring Your Own Bird)!

      GT
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      Best caption so far!

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  • "Exotic Meals from the Microwave"...w/hosts Sarabeth and Bubba!
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    Definitely one of the funniest photos I seen in a while

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    • Jeff and Ken...

      What the heck? You thanked Dan for that post?

      What were you thinking?

      Please don't feed the monkey, er, I mean, don't encourage him!:p

      Terra
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  • "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain..."




    or maybe, "Polly want a Crack-pipe" :rolleyes:
  • "Say haylho to my leetle fren!"

    GT
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    If only she had a thin mustache....

    I'm wondering about the location of this Olan Mills studio....
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    • There are no words for that - none

      I almost feel sorry for the parrot
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  • "Chip took first, second AND third prize in the Ron Jeremy look-alike contest."
  • "Please, join us in church this Sunday for Bless Your Pet Day. We strongly encourage you to bring an offering..."
  • I ASK FOR TWO CRACKERS AND LOOK WHAT THEY SEND ME!
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    • ^this is a winner
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    • Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are.
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    ah, fatal attraction.....
  • The infamous Green Parrot Banditos
    " The bayonet is nothing compared to Green Birds Beak"
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    • Oh...we're just posting because we think posts in the off topic forum will increase our post count...(clue)
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  • Give me the bird again and you're going to get this fancy dagger up yer...
  • There's no limit to what a sharp offline salesman can do when approached by a couple whose psychiatrists parting shot had been that the bird needs a mullet gun.
  • "And then they enacted Government mandated contraception"

    lol
  • Hun, please hold my bayonet while I control the parrot.
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    • Join the Parrot Liberation Front Today
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    This still makes me laugh!
  • I couldn't come up with a good caption, but I do think it would be the perfect avatar for the OT forum!
  • This couple married after meeting on a Hard of Hearing dating site and discovering they both had similar political leanings. They both belong to the National Knifle Association, and Planned Parrot-hood.
  • "A bird in the hand is worth more than my wife".
  • I bet she's seen a Cockatoo....
  • Actually...he looks like a guy I used to work with - Jeff...is that you?
    (he even had a parrot)
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