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Totally Poached this from Kims Music thread...

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Originally Posted by KimW View Post

I'm surprised you didn't post some then.


true story

i was in australia, driving at night.

i was going over 160 kph (99 mph)on a perfectly straight road. i swerved and nose dived the hilux. it flipped and came back up on its wheels.!!!!!!!!

the motor stopped but the cd kept playing. japanese vehicles have their priorities right HAHAHAHA crazy,man

the song i was playing was 'crawling from the wreckage' by dave edmunds, but regrettably, not into a brand new car Ironic and eerie.

for the record, police laid no charges and insurance paid me out in full
Dude! Awesome ending.....

i never took lotto that week
So. I wiki "hilux" and find it very interesting.

You were hauling ass in a pick up truck!

Flipped and Came back up on your wheels!

AND NOT A SCRATCH

This sounds like a good beginning to a movie script...I will start;

HARD RAYS NIGHT- scene one, take one ACTION!

After the world stopped spinning and the dust settled, Hard Ray surmised his situation." Hmmph" he grumbled " Dead on its Feet". The Ol'truck was leaking fluids all over the place. To be expected going ass over heels at 160.
Ray checked his flask, not a drop left. Canteen was dry too."F-me" he exhaled...

  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    Without a sound and without warning a shadow moved across the ground in front of him. In a flash Ray knew someone or something was immediately behind him. But then everything went dark.

    It was some time before Ray could feel again. And it was sheer pain. An excruciating throbbing in his head. All was still dark, but at least he knew he was breathing. But this was no hangover. Ray's mouth was full of dirt and blood, and his tongue swollen making it hard to swallow.
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      "Where's the money,Ray?"
      In between the thunder beats in his head, and spatting out blobs of blood, Ray started to come back in focus.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    Face down in the scorching Arizona sand, Ray knew he was already dehydrated. But weak or strong it wouldn't have mattered, since his hands were ziptied behind his back. Not sure how long he'd been unconscious, and the voice behind him provided nothing. If it were not for the stabbing throb in his head, Ray would have little explanation apart from his wrecked Ford F250 a few yards away.

    Still these were pieces. And pieces to puzzle Ray shuddered to put together. "Dammit Ray...I know she told you where the money was."
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt View Post

      Face down in the scorching AUSTRALIA sand, Ray knew he was already dehydrated. But weak or strong it wouldn't have mattered, since his hands were ziptied behind his back. Not sure how long he'd been unconscious, but the voice behind him provided nothing. If it were not for the stabbing throb in his head, Ray would have little explanation apart from his wrecked HILUX a few yards away.

      Still these were pieces. And pieces to puzzle Ray shuddered to put together. "Dammit Ray...I know she told you where the money was."
      I have had a request from the leading Man, Jeff.
      Read the original story and fix the location and the vehicle.
      He is getting a little teste
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      • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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        I can't work with all these demands

        Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

        I have had a request from the leading Man, Jeff.
        Read the original story and fix the location and the vehicle.
        He is getting a little teste
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        • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
          Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt View Post

          I can't work with all these demands


          Sigh.
          The pressures of being a Producer.

          First the talent, then the writers.....
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          • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
            Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post



            Sigh.
            The pressures of being a Producer.

            First the talent, then the writers.....
            might be easier just to give arizona to australia
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            • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
              Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

              might be easier just to give arizona to australia
              Ray, you are welcome to write, as well as act and direct here.

              If you want, I will have the caterers remove all the brown M&M's from the craft table, Put the Oil cans of Fosters on ice, Cut the crusts off the finger sandwiches,
              and fire Jeff for mutiny.

              Say the word.....
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    "She" Ray Thought.
    How trivial his assailant made her sound.
    She was anything but....
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    And he would never forget her face. Those eyes always knew him the way no one else ever did. The way she always looked up at him as if to say "Ray you're an idiot, but I'm in love with you." And the way she caressed him....

    "Alright it's your decision. Hope you like getting baked. But them buzzards will pick you a part before you pass out" the man said with a new determination.

    But Ray couldn't find her name. All he could feel was stabs in his head. Even in the light of a hellish desert sun, he was a man groping in the dark.
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    [quote=Big Rob;6772355]Totally Poached this from Kims Music thread...

    Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post


    So. I wiki "hilux" and find it very interesting.

    You were hauling ass in a pick up truck!

    Flipped and Came back up on your wheels!

    AND NOT A SCRATCH

    This sounds like a good beginning to a movie script...I will start;

    HARD RAYS NIGHT- scene one, take one ACTION!

    After the world stopped spinning and the dust settled, Hard Ray surmised his situation." Hmmph" he grumbled " Dead on its Feet". The Ol'truck was leaking fluids all over the place. To be expected going ass over heels at 160.
    Ray checked his flask, not a drop left. Canteen was dry too."F-me" he exhaled...

    i reported to the police station and passed the test, rightfully so and the insurance paid me out
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    "It doesn't matter Ray. Just figured I'd give you the chance to tell me before you die. This way you could save her life. But either way I'll find that money. She'll talk. They always do" said the man.

    Just then the horror of the girl being tortured by this monster seemed to summon a moan of defiance from deep inside. Ray heard it as if he was already gone and watching his body from the outside. But it was his living voice garbling "no.... please" and the sound gave him hope.
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    highway 95 proceeding to wubin

    https://maps.google.co.nz/maps?hl=en&authuser=0
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    hard question, i know several words

    what is an oil can of fosters, does it work for hiluxes

    prefer cutting fingers off of the crusty sandwiches

    think i may lack a sense of continuity for writing

    remind me to tell you about the mazda sometime

    red guitar by australian crawl
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

      hard question, i know several words

      what is an oil can of fosters, does it work for hiluxes

      prefer cutting fingers off of the crusty sandwiches

      think i may lack a sense of continuity for writing

      remind me to tell you about the mazda sometime

      red guitar by australian crawl
      Why, Fosters is Australian for BEER!

      Crazy thing is, I find your lack of Continuity fascinating

      And what about the Guitars that went flying about when you rolled the HiLux?

      Tell us now about that Mazda and red guitar by Australian crawl.

      Someone( not Jeff) will work it into the script
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      • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
        Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

        Why, Fosters is Australian for BEER!

        i am not australian, but have been there

        Crazy thing is, I find your lack of Continuity fascinating

        capital C is even more fascinating

        And what about the Guitars that went flying about when you rolled the HiLux?

        strictly speaking it was a nosedive, drains can move so fast

        and no gibson flying vs

        Tell us now about that Mazda and red guitar by Australian crawl.

        that is the sequel

        Someone( not Jeff) will work it into the script
        thank you for your efforts in immoralising me
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        • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
          Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

          thank you for your efforts in immortalizing me
          Fixed that for you

          Hope you didn't mean "DE-Moralizing" or "Immobilizing"

          No Worries, Ray! Its Fun!

          You let me know when you are ready to share part DEUX
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    "What this?! The great Ray Roberts pleading. Not so damn cocky are ya now!" he said with an insidious smile. After years of being passed over for want of a college degree, or perhaps an occasional flub on a job, Dieter was finally getting some respect. And it made him lust for more. "Come to think of it Ray, it's no good you not gettin' to see that #*%#@ squeal when I %#@%$&*" boasted Dieter. "Gary pick 'em up!" He ordered.

    And a moment later Ray felt huge arms pulling him up from behind. The full daylight blasted his red caked face. He looked like some tribal cannibal because of the mud made from his own split skull. Perhaps it was the sun or being vertical again or the realization that this Gary was jerking him up like a dusty bale of hay, Ray got a recollection of laughter at Zane's Grill. Not that they ever grilled anything there. It was just a greasy bar, but it was an honest enough place for buddies to throw back a few cold ones. Especially after a long day's job. And it was this guffaw from Zane's, sometime in the distance, which allowed Ray to finally put some piece of this headache together. Gary had a stupid look on most of the time, but he was an alright guy, especially over a drink. He'd laugh at anything. Even when it was mostly directed at him. 'Yea, this was Gary. Big ******* too' thought Ray.

    'So, if this is Gary, then that must be his uncle.' Ray never met Dieter, but heard his name a time or two. Usually only when a big job came down. Seemed to make guys nervous, so talk was quickly hushed. Even Gary was witted enough to not say much about him. Or too scared. Which was more likely.

    "She's gone. And you won't find her." said Ray. "Then won't you be surprised" grinned Dieter. He couldn't help feeling almost giddy, and he licked his chapped lips.
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    • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
      Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt View Post

      Dieter.
      i resemble that remark

      I AM NOT FAT nor on a suggested eating plan, ask jenny craig or that guy with the funny hair, no not dd phil, the other one, who cries easy
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      • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
        Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

        i resemble that remark

        I AM NOT FAT nor on a suggested eating plan, ask jenny craig or that guy with the funny hair, no not dd phil, the other one, who cries easy
        no.no.no. Ray,baby,
        Its pronounced DEE-TER
        No way was Jeff insulting you

        (sheesh, Actors are so temperamental)
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    (ok,Jeff, you are hired again..)
    Ray was not surprised,
    What he did know about her was her propensity to disappear an re-appear in an almost mystic way.
    It even crossed his mind a time or two that she had the shamanic powers that so many that hung out at Zanes believed in.
    He was definitely hypnotized by her, so much so that he agreed to hold the money for her, which he knew would cause him nothing but grief.
    And here it is, as predicted.
    His Toyota Hilux, packed with his tools of his trade, A rare Rickenbacker, An Epiphone, and A huge Fender Amp and cabinet, all in tact and hopefully functional.
    No Hope for that Truck....
    THWACK
    Gary rang his bell one more time to bring him back to reality ...
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    • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      (ok,Jeff, you are hired again..)
      Ray was not surprised,
      What he did know about her was her propensity to disappear an re-appear in an almost mystic way.
      It even crossed his mind a time or two that she had the shamanic powers that so many that hung out at Zanes believed in.
      He was definitely hypnotized by her, so much so that he agreed to hold the money for her, which he knew would cause him nothing but grief.
      And here it is, as predicted.
      His Mazda Hilux, packed with his tools of his trade, A rare Rickenbacker, An Epiphone, and A huge Fender Amp and cabinet, all in tact and hopefully functional.
      No Hope for that Mazda....
      THWACK
      Gary rang his bell one more time to bring him back to reality ...
      dont talk to me about fenders, they failed me, got dents to show it

      at least we have the common sense to call them bumpers

      strictly vox valve, but they dont travel well in hiluxes....hilii?
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    • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      (ok,Jeff, you are hired again..)
      Ray was not surprised,
      What he did know about her was her propensity to disappear an re-appear in an almost mystic way.
      It even crossed his mind a time or two that she had the shamanic powers that so many that hung out at Zanes believed in.
      He was definitely hypnotized by her, so much so that he agreed to hold the money for her, which he knew would cause him nothing but grief.
      And here it is, as predicted.
      His Mazda Hilux, packed with his tools of his trade, A rare Rickenbacker, An Epiphone, and A huge Fender Amp and cabinet, all in tact and hopefully functional.
      No Hope for that Mazda....
      THWACK
      Gary rang his bell one more time to bring him back to reality ...
      dont talk to me about fenders, they failed me, got dents to show it

      at least we have the common sense to call them bumpers

      strictly vox valve

      um i think toyota make hilux, ask barry crump, but, sadly he is dead, bugger

      better still utube barry crump hilux
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      • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
        Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

        dont talk to me about fenders, they failed me, got dents to show it

        at least we have the common sense to call them bumpers

        strictly vox valve

        um i think toyota make hilux, ask barry crump, but, sadly he is dead, bugger

        better still utube barry crump hilux
        Fixed it

        I knew that It was a Toyo, Thought it was Islander slang that you were calling pick ups "hiluxes". And then you threw me off with the Mazda reference.

        Nice use of the double entendre' with Fender. Funny

        Vox Valve? Nice. Love them old tube amps.

        Barry Crump will be worked in to the story
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        • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
          Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

          Fixed it

          I knew that It was a Toyo, Thought it was Islander slang that you were calling pick ups "hiluxes". And then you threw me off with the Mazda reference.

          Nice use of the double entendre' with Fender. Funny

          Vox Valve? Nice. Love them old tube amps.

          Barry Crump will be worked in to the story
          but hilux is a ute

          ask paul hogan

          a pick up is an easy date, so to say
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  • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
    Back at Zanes.......Stella Sue sat frozen to her bar stool. She had heard the rumors that 'the boys' had gone looking for that new guy in town. To them he was just another guy, but to her.......
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Jacqueline Smith View Post

      Back at Zanes.......Stella Sue sat frozen to her bar stool. She had heard the rumors that 'the boys' had gone looking for that new guy in town. To them he was just another guy, but to her.......
      He was the most scrumptiously edible target she'd ever hit. It was almost a shame not to just keep him around. He was rather amusing, not to mention extremely good in bed. Still.........it was a hell of a lot of money and he was stupid enough to be easily manipulated so she knew sooner or later he would begin to bore her. Just like the ones before him.....
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    " So, whats it gonna be,Ray?" Deiter sneered. "Shall I have Gary crack open your melon, here and now?"
    The way that Hilux tumbled, Rays brains should have been scattered about the road.
    Guess Ol' Crumpy was right. The thought of those crazy commercials put a brief smile on his face. Very brief. Back to business....
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    looks like we will need a translator for those technical terms like ute
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    and it comes out of your % and not mine
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

      and it comes out of your % and not mine
      Ray,Ray,Ray......

      It all comes off the top, Just like that fancy Kraft services table and the geisha Girls. Just have your agent look at the assessments and expenditures clause.

      You could save us all a dollar by doing a Kiwi to American slang translator
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      • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
        Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

        Ray,Ray,Ray......

        It all comes off the top, Just like that fancy Kraft services table and the geisha Girls. Just have your agent look at the assessments and expenditures clause.

        You could save us all a dollar by doing a Kiwi to American slang translator
        kraft ? - my contract insists on mainland and chesdale, marmite not vegemite

        dont know any american slang i was trying to translate usa to english

        i hope your chooks have emus and kick your dunny down - put that into google translate, buddy

        and that is bloody australian mate, the best slang in the world, cobber
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    Idiomatic colloquialisms are something up with which cannot be put even by Texan sesquipedalians
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    • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
      Originally Posted by Jeff Burritt View Post

      Idiomatic colloquialisms are something up with which cannot be put even by Texan sesquipedalians
      i understood the idiot and sex bits

      the rest is all a little hazy

      sounds like a job for google translate
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