The five worst places to vomit.

by whland
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Here's a video I found on youtube. Don't know how I even got to it.
The five worst places to vomit. Can you think of any other worse places to vomit?
The Five Worst Places to Vomit - YouTube

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Kurt's 5 Worst Places to Puke

    1. In an open casket at a funeral.

    2. At a fake rubber puke factory.

    3. On a first date when your date removes his/her clothes.

    4. At a Bulimia Anonymous meeting.

    5. On your boss' wife's new dress at the office party.
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  • Or on the cop who just pulled you over...:p

    This brings back terrible / hilarious memories...

    Does anyone remember a carnival ride called the "Squirrel Cage"? :rolleyes:

    The "space" comment reminded me...when I was a teen I was on this ride, and the person with me threw up - out into zero gravity space...where it floated there in mid-air...for what seemed like an eternity...they stared at it in shock...realized their inevitable fate...and then it proceeded to come back and cover them completely with the projectile on 're-entry'

    I nearly lost it myself watching this process - but I was not hit with a single drop...the puke gods were on my side that day...

    It was sickening - yet hilarious at the same time! :p
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      In no particular order...

      1) Over your keyboard
      2) While performing open heart surgery
      3) When giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
      4) In a spacesuit
      5) On the pillion of a motorbike
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      During dinner at a restaurant on the table.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Bent over heaving into a trash bag with someone else standing behind you hurling into the same bag.

    (Ah, college, I remember thee well.)
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    OMFG - HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- OH CRAP --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - holy cow - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- I think I'm gonna pee myself - HAHahhahahahahahaha - hahahahahaa- gag--coff- sputter - gasp - hahahahaha, hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahaha, ohhh, hahahaha. ha ah. Whew.

    Okay I'm jelly. My somach hurts. I think I just pulled something.. .......I'm not sure if you are laughing as hard as I am but this might give you a clue why I'm in hysterics here:

    At your wedding when you're supposed to say "I Do". Hahahahahahahahaha, LMAO -- Trust me on that one. Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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    • Profile picture of the author whland
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      OMFG - HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- OH CRAP --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - holy cow - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- I think I'm gonna pee myself - HAHahhahahahahahaha - hahahahahaa- gag--coff- sputter - gasp - hahahahaha, hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahaha, ohhh, hahahaha. ha ah. Whew.

      Okay I'm jelly. My somach hurts. I think I just pulled something.. .......I'm not sure if you are laughing as hard as I am but this might give you a clue why I'm in hysterics here:

      At your wedding when you're supposed to say "I Do". Hahahahahahahahaha, LMAO -- Trust me on that one. Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
      OMG. I can't stop laughing at this. My sides are hurting. That's too funny.

      Great lists guys/gals.

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    • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      OMFG - HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- OH CRAP --- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - holy cow - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- I think I'm gonna pee myself - HAHahhahahahahahaha - hahahahahaa- gag--coff- sputter - gasp - hahahahaha, hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahaha, ohhh, hahahaha. ha ah. Whew.

      Okay I'm jelly. My somach hurts. I think I just pulled something.. .......I'm not sure if you are laughing as hard as I am but this might give you a clue why I'm in hysterics here:

      At your wedding when you're supposed to say "I Do". Hahahahahahahahaha, LMAO -- Trust me on that one. Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
      Were you the giver or the receiver?
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by GrantFreeman View Post

        Were you the giver or the receiver?
        My high school sweetheart was leaving for Germany (military) for a few years. At the airport he asked me to marry him. I was stunned - he said I had 10 minutes to decide or he'd have to leave - otherwise he could call and get a few days furlough. I didn't know what to say - he said "hey, if it doesn't work out at least you'll have had a trip to Europe". So I said Okay. 3 days later I was at the alter wondering if I was doing the right thing. I got so freaked out I almost passed out - had to sit down (like right there and right then) and was given a bag to barf in. After a few minutes I was able to stand up and say "I do" and it only gagged me slightly. After the ceremony we put towels over his hand to stem the bleeding from where I dug my nails into his hand - I knew I had a death grip but I didn't know I was puncturing him. It was a mess. LMAO.
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  • Profile picture of the author Shiga
    I think it's in a train, if you still have to sit there for like 10 stations.
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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      1. On breakfast.
      2. On lunch
      3. On brunch
      4. On munch
      5. On dinner
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  • Profile picture of the author JazzyB
    I was watching District 9 movie yesterday and this thread reminds me of a scene from it.
    The main chrector comes home not feeling well. He probably want to take a dump really bad. He finds his wife has arranged a birthday party for him. And invited lots of guests. The hero vomits on the eatables while he is cutting the cake.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    The worst place to vomit would probably be in an emergency room full of people ready to vomit.

    Reminds me of a classic scene from Stand By Me...

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  • Profile picture of the author William Maloney
    At your own wedding. At a first date. On a train. In a restaurant.
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  • Profile picture of the author Baadier Sydow
    My girlfriend vomited in church in the middle of Christmas day mass, unbelievable! I wish I was there to see it!!
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    Restaurant..hahah
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    • Profile picture of the author JakeAng
      In the cockpit of a plane you're about to land?

      Like sneezing; what happens if the pilot sneezes?
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      • Profile picture of the author pickthat apple
        on a new motherboard

        (hairdresser)on a client's hair

        while the dentist is visiting you

        on your canary bird
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  • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
    Sal,

    Great FUNNY story.

    If I think about the process.. it's enough to make me get the feeling of hurling. I was at a club in my late 20's once.. still working on my first beer of the night and walked into the mens bathroom.

    Some drunk dude had just thrown up, and the staff were in the process of cleaning it up. Now enters my knee-jerk hurl reflex. lol

    Hello!..

    (hurl)

    Goodbye!

    Don't think I ever lost my smile.


    JakeAng,

    Plane would be a real drag.
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