Ventriloquist meets farmer
A ventriloquist meets a slightly simple farmer and tells him ,I can Make your dog talk'
Thats impossible says the farmer.
Yes I can says the vent. Watch.
How are you says the vent.
I'm Ok 'says' the dog
Are you being treated well?
Oh yes the Farmer is kind.
and so on. The Farmer is amazed.
I can make your horse talk says the ventriloquist.
He goes through the same routine and the farmer is amazed.
Then the ventriloquist says I can make your sheep talk.
Quick as a flash, the farmer says Oh I wouldn't listen to them they are complete liars.
Thats impossible says the farmer.
Yes I can says the vent. Watch.
How are you says the vent.
I'm Ok 'says' the dog
Are you being treated well?
Oh yes the Farmer is kind.
and so on. The Farmer is amazed.
I can make your horse talk says the ventriloquist.
He goes through the same routine and the farmer is amazed.
Then the ventriloquist says I can make your sheep talk.
Quick as a flash, the farmer says Oh I wouldn't listen to them they are complete liars.
