I'd love to shoot an extraterrestrial...

by Thomas
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Really, I would. I don't know why. Probably too many "Earth-invasion" sci-fi movies when I was growing up but I now have a really strong urge to blow ETs wrinkly brown bulbous head into a million pieces, while wearing a furry headband, and screaming "Die, alien scum!" at the top of my lungs.
  • Profile picture of the author googleplex
    haha your crazy man I would want to make friends with them for so many reasons, the first one being I wouldn't want to risk starting an intergalactic war in which we would loose cause god knows if they are smart enough to fly light years through space they are smart enough to know that water hurts them and smart enough to know which organisms would kill them.

    I love all the sci-fi movies, I'm a big fan and love to watch it all but unfortunately I'm also a person who thinks too much for his own good (Probably why I'm in Affiliate Marketing), but anyway the movies always have to many holes like that I pick apart.

    I would also say to them (Hopefully they are not here to kill us) something like "Hey make me invinsible and I want to live forever, oh and I want to have the ability to learn at the fastest speeds you guys know of".

    Basically saying hey could you just give me all your technology so I can rule earth haha.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      I would do extraterrestrial joint ventures and sign them up as affiliates to expand my fledgling intergalactic plr empire.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    If they are watching our gov's making the mad dash to get weapons of war into space, I'll be glad to see em show up because I think they will be wearing cowboy hats and will save us from the bad guys.
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        Maybe we could vote some of them into office. They couldn't be much worse than what we got.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Thomas you are evil, that's not nice. They might be good guys coming to save us from the Illuminati, Bilderbergers and Reptilians.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
    Space aliens are good. Everyone knows that. Haven't you seen The 5th Element? Since the dawn of civilization beings from other galaxies have been influencing and preparing humanity for a great battle against evil.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
    Originally Posted by swordfish8 View Post

    haha 5th element is probably only one of the few films that they were good, mosthly they just want to take over the world like hungry little monsters.
    *Chuckle* It's a good point. Like Mars Attacks.

    Still if they're going to spend years getting to Earth I doubt they'd do it just to cause trouble. E.T., Batteries Not Included, Star Man, Flight Of The Navigator, were all good extra terrestrials.
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      • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
        Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises View Post

        Wow, someone else who know this movie? This was the only movie my very ADHD middle child could sit through when she was little. Although, she would request me to put in "fight of the alligator"...lol.

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        Yeah it's a great movie. Must have seen it at least 10 times when I was a kid. The best extra terrestrial though has to be Superman.
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      Originally Posted by ZigZag View Post

      *Chuckle* It's a good point. Like Mars Attacks.

      Still if they're going to spend years getting to Earth I doubt they'd do it just to cause trouble. E.T., Batteries Not Included, Star Man, Flight Of The Navigator, were all good extra terrestrials.
      You mean they might not be coming all that distance just to kidnap us at night and put probes in our body cavities?:confused:
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      • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        You mean they might not be coming all that distance just to kidnap us at night and put probes in our body cavities?:confused:
        Well I don't blooming know do I.
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    • Profile picture of the author googleplex
      Originally Posted by ZigZag View Post

      Flight Of The Navigator.
      haha man I haven't watched that show in years that used to be a good old school one to watch.
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  • Profile picture of the author artwebster
    Let's face it. Thomas is in the majority.

    Just think of the potential there would be in launching a massive attack against them "because they had WMDs"!
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by artwebster View Post

      Let's face it. Thomas is in the majority.

      Just think of the potential there would be in launching a massive attack against them "because they had WMDs"!
      Agreed, but we should have a "we were trying to free them from tyranny" contingency plan first, in case we can't find any.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Oh I like the idea of voting some aliens in office!!

    The gov. won't be successful at a launch between them cause they have these neat abilities where they can freeze your body so you can't move and levitate you and take you on their spaceship and even erase your memory.

    I've watched an alien biography on video.google.com. Very interesting

    I still think they are coming to save us from the evils like the Bilderbergers that we can't save from ourselves :p

    I like the idea of the aliens taking them all far, far into space and never returning.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Wright
    Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

    Really, I would. I don't know why. Probably too many "Earth-invasion" sci-fi movies when I was growing up but I now have a really strong urge to blow ETs wrinkly brown bulbous head into a million pieces, while wearing a furry headband, and screaming "Die, alien scum!" at the top of my lungs.
    Ahhhh, but could you eat a whole one ..... even with a secret
    mixture of herbs and spices fron the local KFA ..... they might
    not have breasts, wings and ribs
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