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What do you call a black dog with no legs?

by Joe Mobley
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Spot!

What do you do with a black dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag.



Your turn.

Joe Mobley
  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Or toss him in the pool and call him "Bob".

    Doesn't matter what you call him - he won't come.
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    If it's a girl...you can call her "Lady"...


    (After the Bob Dylan song...)


    Or "Sally"...


    (after that Eric Clapton song...)


    Or, if it's a boy dog...you could just call him "Slick"
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    Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said "Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."
    "Oh" said Mrs Green "That could NOT have been my dog"
    "Oh, why not?" replied her neighbor "I’m pretty sure it was her"
    "Well" stated Mrs. Green smiling "my dog doesn’t ride a bike"
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    "I say, madam, why do you want to get a divorce?"

    "My husband treats me like a dog."

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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

    Spot!

    What do you do with a black dog with no legs?
    Take him out for a drag.
    Give him loads of black coffee and tell him to sleep it off.
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    Call him "Spot".

    What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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  • Profile picture of the author wackiin
    What would you call him with no back legs and steel balls?
    Sparky!
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